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Niche Starter pack for when you were an Autistic Animal Lover in the early 2000's and spent too much time either inside on the computer or at the zoo.

#i should show my mom this

banjoists-united

fuck this weather it's fucking spring and you're telling me we can't fucking go over 50 degrees fuck you climate change

banjoists-united

hehe i also don't have money to feed myself for the next week i love life so much right now it's so great

fuck this weather it's fucking spring and you're telling me we can't fucking go over 50 degrees fuck you climate change

loving this hozier x a modest proposal crossover

i want to cry i want to cry i want to cry i want to cry i want to cry i want to cry i want to cry

healing-is-cool

No, you aren't "behind in life".

But, it's okay to grieve the time you spent surviving. The time spent trying to figure out what was wrong. The time spent healing to become a person again.

It wasn't your fault.

#time to figure out what was wrong: 9 months #time spent healing: ongoing #still not sure if I'm a person again #so much of myself was taken from me #Just need a hug

healing-is-cool

No, you aren't "behind in life".

But, it's okay to grieve the time you spent surviving. The time spent trying to figure out what was wrong. The time spent healing to become a person again.

It wasn't your fault.

I ran out of weed

Turns out sober mitch will practice the banjo for hours compared to high mitch who will only do like 20 mins max

ANXIOUS

assiraphales

young harry houdini was hot. ppl didn’t go to those shows to watch the illusions they went to watch a half naked guy chain himself up

assiraphales

this bitch would stay behind a curtain for twenty minutes to build suspense and the audience would happily wait. no way they were there just to see a neat trick

rollingyourrick

menomica

Petite and fertile. Perhaps breedable

assiraphales

I realize I was the one that made the “harry houdini is hot and his audience is into bdsm” post but you def made it worse so like. thanks I guess

#he was part of my gay awakening

I've got a job interview at 10am. Hope I get it tbh. I just want a change of pace

I just had a dream where my ex step monster told me she wanted to stab me with a knife as a kid for being gay

but yeh i def don't have ptsd/s

Rockin' Rick, clapping Astley's in the 80s

lyrical gold tbh ily yung gravy

#ironically #unironically

uncharismatic-fauna

Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

Gila monsters may look ferocious, but they’re really quite lazy. These lizards spend most of their day soaking up the sun to maintain their internal temperature, and a group of them is called a lounge.

(Image: A lazy gila monster (Heloderma suspectum) by the National Park Service of the United States)

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Today's mission is to clean the kitchen so I can freakin cook

I want pancakes

Hahaha my gifted kid trauma came through in my dreams and it was me being placed in a gifted program and then everyone being super mean to me and I couldn't figure out why because I thought I was doing the same as everyone else

They literally held me after school (also it was work, and a boarding school type gig) for over 7 hours because I hadn't done something I can't remember now