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she/they | winner of the 2007 " funniest 4 year old" award thanks to my early internet exposure

[banned4posting2hard]

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🤸‍♂️ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[sumplysilly]

This is the best emote combination I use it all the time

[banned4posting2hard]

best thing to do in enter the gungeon is get hit by every boss exactly once. its a great tactical move to barely miss the hp ups. im doing it on purpose

[banned4posting2hard]

r/mildlyinfuriating

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20.2k upvotes - my boss says we all need to send them pictures of our eyes every 5 minutes to prove we aren't sleeping on the job

12.5k upvotes - my house is on fire and my car just exploded

41.3k upvotes - had to spend 5 seconds cleaning up a mess someone else made

33.3k upvotes - all of my windows shattered and now my floors are coated in broken glass

[banned4posting2hard]

not my problem

[pissvortex]

laughing my ass off at this shit

[creepymutelilbugger]

I am fucking coming. i am ON MY WAY

[cheeso]

“the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. "you thought it was shit”

[caki-farukk]

Maggots

[cheeso]

“the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. “you thought it was shit”

[banned4posting2hard]

(hoping nobody notices when most of my posts are from) ha ha look at all yhese guys coming from reddit

[powerburial]

only $2000? for the worlds most insanely creative and fun recreational tool? youd have to be crazy not to buy it

- worlds most talented entrepreneur selling a red bouncing ball

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[gayocats]

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[banned4posting2hard]

despite the user name, my posts are actually incredibly soft. i sleep like a baby each night on a bed of them

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

My alternative to the troll face, the appreciative face

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: ATE 55 HOT DOGS IN COMPETITION, KEEP IN MIND OF MY FIRST AMMENDMANT RIGHT PLEASE AND THANK YOU DMV: SAYS “I EAT ASS” Verdict: DENIED