si quieres

I have a monkey mind. Oops. There it goes again.

[hiyokosai0nji-deactivated201401]

[ruinedchildhood]

[soupofthedayy]

Why do I constantly get attacked on this site

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

the guy who has his life figured out is mario

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[blackdenimjeans2]

[bideogaymes]

mood

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

I can’t believe I used my data to see this.

[chazim-deactivated20180520]

What’s ironic is Pooh is eating honey but has them milky tit…lemme stop 🙊👅🍼🍯

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

Brian??? I’m going to kick your ass.

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

@God delete this please

[freshest-tittymilk]

Oh you’ve not seen the piglet one?????

[freshest-tittymilk]

@cognacunbound

[k-ameli-deactivated20180322]

[kingjaffejoffer]

I mean… we are all God’s creatures, right?

[kissmebluesexyvioletsme]

Why am i still on this website?? Like God dont even look at us no more.

[blackdenimjeans2]

I’m screaming the piglet one

[autohaste]

[apimeleki]

i’m not a praying man but i just might today

[thotty-hendrix]

I knew i should not, have stopped scrolling but the guy on my dash never does this to me fuck you guy i trusted you

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[ghost-y]

this is legitimately the FUNNIEST fucking thing I’ve seen on any dating website

[ghost-y]

GERTA REJECTED ME

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

apparently Lady Gaga is only 5'1 and somehow I feel lied to

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

look

[preppynihilism]

oh

[citymod]

she literally built a brand on wearing 10 inch heels how the hell did yall not deduce this

[ruinedchildhood]

[theinturnetexplorer]

[unknowncaptain]

[dutchster]

i hope common sense is the next cool trend

[arcaneimages]

This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

[we-did-an-internet]

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

[kineticpenguin]

ancient frog memes

[shermansky]

et tu, dat boi?

[betterthankanyebitch]

[dutchstore]

[theawesomeadventurer]

I’m about to piss myself

[hishap]

hishap:

So I reblogged a post suggesting (among other things) that we never call the Orange Toupee “president” or by his last name, just to piss him off

How about we give him the Bunsenburner Curdlesnoot treatment and just mangle his name more and more until you reach that point where you can just smash your keyboard and everyone still knows who you’re talking about as long as the initials stay the same?

[hishap]

Dolan Toupee Daniel Truck Dickhead Trunk

[nytragen]

Dingdong Trumpet

[photochoco]

Dingle Thump

[vizivoir]

Doggle Trashbag Dank Torgburg Dhrgblrgl Thrshgarbl

[fajdskldsjfdjslkdoodlingfanboy]

Dranglen Trulck Danerlk Trenp Derjkd Truckjap Dong Thumb Ddjskflads Trjdsklfjsdl

[jenroses]

I’m down for doing this to Dilbert Trope.

[orestian-deactivated20180120]

Debussy Torque

[bongcop]

[officialscud]

thief..