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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@bar-les-coucougnes
I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion
This is the polar opposite of this:
XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use
Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc
Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"
My car has a popup over the screen when the car starts up that warns you not to drive distracted. You have to touch a button on it to dismiss it. While driving.
everyone on ravelry should start modeling shawls like this now
"Men Aren't Better Than Women: Both Genders Are Inferior To Me" is a 1991 book by Dr. Ivo Robotnik (better known for other work). Though its primary purpose is clearly to stroke the author's own ego, it is generally regarded as a comprehensive, well-constructed, and accessible work of contemporary feminist theory, and is still commonly-cited to this day.
Most of the critical complaints have been about the tone; in a review from 2005, Professor Victoria of Spagonia University said, "The constant self-aggrandizement undercuts the idea that its subject ought to be taken seriously. Also, wasn't the 'feminist' line from the Sonic Heroes manual a mistranslation of 'womanizer'?"
In 2026, Dr. Robotnik released a new edition updated for the preceding 35 years of developments in feminism, with the subtitle changed from "Both Genders" to "All Genders."
the sound of hot liquid, like coffee and tea poured into a ceramic mug, continue to sound and feel like the devil himself pissing into my ear canal.
you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism
What if someone was completely normal but you glance at them writing and they write their g like this would you kill them out of fear or no
French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"
Pisse? In le pantalons???
Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice!
this isn't real, fwiw—the Académie Française is a plague on our language and paperwork, but it hasn't (yet) started to dictate kink terminology.
the problem is, it sounds plausible. it could happen. it's terrifying.
the real BBC article (which the screenshot above only barely doctored) is not about kink, it's about gaming, but it is equally bonkers. here's the real version of the text above:
i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin
This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today
We can do this
it will literally get ripped apart
It literally will not, trust me
the thing that will have to be planned for is both tectonic movement and the expansion and contraction of the bridge sections. That is why this bridge will need to have a bunch of ramps and gaps between sections that every vehicle going across will get to do sick jumps off of.
This will also prevent traffic from slowing down. "minimum speed to make next jump: 120 km/h" signs will encourage everyone to go fast, even if the engineers are being a little conservative for safety reasons.
it will work because we are pure of heart
The point of sex is to do WWE shit to each other. It is an opportunity to hone and demonstrate fighting ability. Everything else is secondary and irrelevant to the real issue. It doesn't matter one bit if neither of you cum as long as someone gets thrown across the room and choke slammed.
happy 4/20
It would be stormy and rainy today too what the fuck is this, Naruto?
