Hopeless love

Why did you carve your home in me?

[daily-spooky]

Source

[baratrodelcaos]

Well, now Sharon den Adel's gestures and stage theatrics make more sense.

[baratrodelcaos]

O ano nanaman at nagpakita ka nanaman sakin? 😅

[baratrodelcaos]

I REALLY want to stick to my diet.

But all the changes in the QQQs just make me want to eat everything in our kitchen cabinets.

[bauliya]

fma fandom we need to talk. bradley literally looks like this, does Sexy Gymnast Swordfighting, loves his wife, HOW is he not the most crushed on character in the series??? how????

[bauliya]

hiromu arakawa tell me your secret. how in the hell did you conquor the sexy villain paradox. he's so attractive and YET bradley-fuckers who call him misunderstood uwu aren't a thing.

[bauliya]

roy, i think. roy is the reason. by the time we get to Fuhrer being attractive we've already seen a shirtless roy kill something that can't be killed for a woman he's in doomed-tragic love with. fellas take note. you want a hot villain that people don't woobify, give them a sexy angsty will-die-for-my-wife antihero first.

[bauliya]

[latex-salesman]

[baratrodelcaos]

Me as an adult.

[baratrodelcaos]

I have reached that point in my life where I legit have to stop and count when thinking of my age because I don't keep track of how old I am anymore.

(Also probably because I'm in denial, but 🤷‍♀️)

[pusheen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

i hope i wouldn't laugh out loud in a room full of concerned audience members - but i would. also, they didn't even break character! give them a tony

[baratrodelcaos]

Professional work right there from Peter. 👏👏👏

(I mean, I'd most probably have blurted out at least three expletives in succession.)

[baratrodelcaos]

There's a term for when you're so pressured by the things you're supposed to accomplished that you end up not doing anything because you're too overwhelmed and your brain has short-circuited, right?

I mean, aside from it being called 'me'

[baratrodelcaos]

After more than a year of working from home, while out on errands you buy buko juice at Red Robin (pre-pandemic everyday lunch routine) and the Ate manning the booth practically jumps at the sight of you, instant recognition in her eyes despite the face mask, face shield, and size difference, and proceeds to ask you how you've been doing... I found it to be a kind of emotional moment. 🥺

I hope that despite the situation they continue to fight to stay open, and that one glorious, mask-less day in the future I get to buy buko juice and lemonade (and brownies and pizza rolls and siomai!!!) from them again. ❤

[shorteststory]

My wife found some clearly haunted dolls on craigslist and it gets worse: https://twitter.com/rockpapercynic/status/1382452767252357122

[tastefullyoffensive]

This version slaps

[baratrodelcaos]

I just want to get things over with so that I can go back to being my procrastinating, chill, lemme-sit-back-and-binge-watch-some-series-or-read-a-book little self.

[baratrodelcaos]

Last stretch

[honoraryvampire]

no body

[baratrodelcaos]

I can't be the most incompetent engineer in the country, right?

[pusheen]