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@barbedwireperfection
i havent logged into a roleplay account in so long but like holy hell i’m sorry no one ever got a proper goodbye because life absolutely sucked it out of me
but i’m thinking about coming back not with luci but in general so catch me lurking around
“Quit acting like you’re any better than me, right now. We’ve both killed people, dead or alive. Humane or not. Everyone’s gonna die one fucking day, but you put your finger in my face one more god damn time and I’ll kill you now.”
“Do you think you’ve seen the Devil before?”
“ Just wait until you see HER. “
@idontkillorphans
“Look, if you can’t tell, I’m not really in the mood for the ‘you’re covered in other peoples blood’ speech. So if it’s something else, spit it out already.”
@invariablyscrewed
The sewers, the fucking sewers and they were trying to hide from dead not dead things in the dark. A battery powered flashlight in her hand and nothing but a hammer held up almost anger fueled when she turned abruptly to turn to where she heard the sound of another.
“Just tell me now. Who’s there?... Please.” The last word just barely above a whisper as she realized that speaking loud would only draw attention, flashes of a younger sibling dancing in her mind telling her to be careful. She wanted to come back home.
Indie Human!Lucille the Bat of The Walking Dead - Starter/Plotting Call my folks! So please feel free to shoot me a message and like this post! <3
// So I’ve been dead for awhile - however howdey hey. Like for a random starter from everyone’s favorite batty chick
// So I’ve been dead for awhile - however howdey hey. Like for a random starter from everyone’s favorite batty chick
Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 S2E7
Starter Call
// Cause mama is back here - so please do hit that heart and get a starter //
“The world has practically ended, this may as well be a cult, and there are hoards of zombies that were once people outside the walls... I’ll get shit faced if I feel like it.”
// Aye, it’s your gurl skinny penis. Hows it going my dudes?
Like this for a starter, while I save things to drafts and get back on a roll here. ( I blame my new job tbh)
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@barbedwireperfection ♥’d for a lyric starter–^^ song~Simon Curtis Flesh
❝We ᶜᴬᴺ get ᴬ little ᶜᴿᴬᶻᵞ – just ᶠᴼᴿ fun – ᴰᴼᴺ'ᵀ even ᵀᴿᵞ it ᴴᴼᴸᴰ back – ᴶᵁˢᵀ let ᴳᴼ❞
“Now doesn’t that pretty much sound like the motto of our lives?”
VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES
“He loves me, he loves me not… oh.”
“She loves me, she loves me not… oh.”
“I don’t think it’s love…”
“So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”
“I don’t even like chocolate.”
“Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts.”
“Oh! It’s my favourite time of year.”
“If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?”
“I’ve never had a Valentine.”
“Will you be my Valentine?”
“Do you have a Valentine yet?”
“No one ever serenades me any more.”
“Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing.”
“Any secret admirers?”
“Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”
“I may have been admiring you not so secretly.”
“Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual.”
“Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?
“We’re never getting back together.”
“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head.”
“How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!”
“We’re not together any more.”
“If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice.”
“It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal.”
“What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?”
“I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker….”
“Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…”
“I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!”
“I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.”
“I am not wearing that.”
“When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry.”
“It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…”
“I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?”
“If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-”
“Young love, isn’t it sweet?”
“Who did you get all these roses for?”
“I don’t love you, I’m just here for the chocolate.”
“So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?”
“Valentines? Pft!”
“That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…”
“What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!”
“My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”
“Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won’t go out with you.”
“A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?”
Valentine’s Day Starters:
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“Thanks for the [flowers/chocolate], but I’m allergic.”
“Well, at least it was romantic up until I spilled the champagne on you.”
“Hey, come design custom, dysfunctional candy hearts with me.”
“So you’re my blind date?”
“Hey, I need your help. I bought you the biggest teddy bear they had in the store, and now I can’t carry it by myself.”
“Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t write poems for shit but I still love you.”
“Who are the flowers for?”
“I bet I know worse pick up lines than you do.”
“It’s technically for Valentine’s Day, but it’s also a ‘thanks for putting up with my stupid ass all this time’ gift.”
“I got you flowers.”
“I thought you’d look cute/handsome in this.”
“Please don’t be sad, I bought you three bags of candy.”
“I tried to make chocolate covered strawberries for you, but now I’m confused and you have to help me.”
“I know Valentine’s Day is supposed to be for couples only, but I wanted you to have this anyway.”
“Did you know there’s a ‘Why I Must Have Sex With You’ Checklist? Also, did you know I bought it?”
“Why is Valentine’s Day the one day of the year we call stalkers ‘secret admirers’?”
“I’d kiss you, but my breath smells like the fish I had at dinner.”
“I love you, but your [mom/dad] scares the crap out of me.”
“Okay, I made you a heart-shaped cake, but it coincidentally broke in half, so please don’t read too far into that.”
“Please just pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend so the creepy person leaves me alone.”
“Thanks for the gift, but I’m pretty sure this is the half-eaten chocolate bar I left in the fridge.”
“Oh my god, you just gave me the first Valentine I’ve ever received.”
“I got you a new perfume/cologne for Valentine’s Day because I can’t stand that one you wear now.”
“I bought handcuffs because I thought it’d be sexy, but now I can’t get out of them.”
“On a scale of one to pathetic, what does sending myself chocolates at work so my colleagues think someone likes me fall under?”
“I’ll be in my bedroom pretending that I don’t exist and that I don’t know what day today is.”
“Even though I’m not going anywhere because I’m alone, at least I look really good.”
“Before you try anything, I have my period today, so you’ll be getting nothing.”
“Today someone threw a candy heart at my head that said, ‘you piss me the fuck off’.”
“You’re so out of my league. Good for me.”
“Hey! Just because it’s Valentine’s Day, don’t think that gives you permission to put your ice cold feet on me.”
“Oh my god, how did you know I wanted this?”
// Hello babes! Gonna run through some drafts on here, but give this a like for a Valentine’s Day starter from your Luci!~
Mismatched & Mislead
But making it work.
