I Stared Into The Void And It Stole My Gender.

23, they/them, ri/ria. Jesus said man can’t live on bread alone but unfortunately for her I’m not a man. Writing Blog is: @czielo_de_la_verda

[neeekok]

First half of bad luck bonkle

[pencilcomics]

The Dream

[giragirameganedan]

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

[json-derulo]

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[zinjanthropusboisei]

Hell yeah CLRG!

[lesslaivyy]

[vitchuatlocalhost-deactivated20]

[vividciggy]

Paul portrait because I love them

[tsukkinami]

i was gonna make a post about how the alectopause has spoiled us because whatever alecto the ninth is will not be the same as whatever the fuck the fandom has predicted. but then i remembered the entirety of harrow the ninth. the audacity to make it mostly second person. harrow's lobotomy. ianthe saying choke me daddy. god's tumblr jokes. and remembered that we don't know the inner workings of muir's mind and i should stay humble

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[grave2nite]

hello mr. settlements!!! (*≧∀≦*)

got hyperfixated on fallout 4 and its all ive been playing for days.... I LOVE YOU SM PRESTON I LOVE YOU..!!!!! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ (and yes i did the castle quest the SECOND he asked for it. anything for you preston yes i was fighting for my life)

[radio-galaxy]

fuck you *webtoon-ifies your griddlehark*

here’s a comic i’ve been working on off-and-on for a couple months. it was a lot of fun getting to try out a scrolling format for a comic! if you actually scrolled and read this far, high five and thanks <3

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

[jackhawksmoor]

Part of the reason Luke is instantly Yoda's darling is that Yoda has been dreaming about him for years. Luke's eyes light up at the sight of him and Yoda suddenly knows Luke will be the most important person in the universe to him one day. But this Yoda isn't meeting an impatient little shit who looks like his father who destroyed the Jedi order, he's meeting Luke as a chilled-out towering presence in the Force, who plows through every limitation a Jedi should have like it's not even there.

How they act towards each other is the freakiest thing anyone has ever seen. Luke treats Yoda like a beloved lunatic uncle. He will casually swipe food off Yoda's plate like a five year old poking around for gum in mom's purse. When he starts bringing Yoda frogs to swap for sweets is the first time anyone in the Jedi Order realizes Yoda fucking loves eating frogs. Luke keeps offering to give Yoda a ride on his back. The first time Yoda says yes Obi-wan trips and falls on his face.

[menolly5600]

Collecting links from the comments and tags:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

So I did a fic version of this. Mace Windu panted, the Force fizzing through his veins, then focused his mind and will and brought everyt

"I know you trained him, you know." Qui-Gon helps himself to tea. "I don't know how you kept him a secret from the rest of us, you old green

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa12]

Re reblogging this so I cans find the fics again

[thekijs]

I have one correction to suggest to the description of Future!Luke's relationship with Yoda in the temple.

He does not offer Yoda a ride on his back. The first time Yoda announces that the two of them have to go someplace, together (instead of, like, Luke being called before the council and then leaving after while they stay to deliberate), he just gives a sigh of "Yes, Master Yoda" and hefts him one handed like you'd scoop up a cat to toss him up onto his shoulders.

Yoda absolutely sticks the landing, of course, and his hover chair thingy suffers a mysterious and catastrophic break down the next day.

[no-one-offical]

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[light-camera-bitch-smile]

i love palamades sextus because it's like. he's "the greatest necromancer of his generation". he's jealous of an eighteen year old. he's in a codependant relationship with his cousin. he's writing erotic wlw fanfic on the wallpaper of his hallucinated River bubble. he rewrote known necrophysics. he was homewrecked. he finds those little outfits that nurses wear and strong work ethic and high test scores sexy. he's been in love with a woman seven years older than him since he was eight. he gave an ancient saint turbo cancer. he blew himself up. he's dead. he's alive. he's banned from selling erotic wlw fanfic he conceived in his necrophysically impossible River bubble. he's taking care of the dead soul of the earth in the body of a girl who lobotomized herself. he never forgets anything. and he isn't even technically the main character. NO ONE is doing it quite like him.

[anaeolist]

the hallucination of edward cullen that harrow keeps around at all times: 

[syrilism]

(I don't think this post has made it here yet but if it has, I'll happily take it down)

[apple-onatree]

i did this on a 4 hour flight no references. im sure they’re fine

[dreadwedge]

The idea that Wizard Mites are a specific species of intelligent parasite that feeds on magic is a misconception.

The reality is that after a few years practicing magic, the existing, mundane mites that already live on your skin and in your hair have simply absorbed enough residual thaumic energy that they spontaneously become sentient and begin to self organize into societies.

The notion that they feed off magic came about because wizards infested with particularly hostile mites have little choice but to stop practicing magic entirely. This only really occurs in the case that multiple mite empires on a single wizard are at war with each other and have developed weapons destructive enough to threaten the health of the wizard herself. If the wizard is unable to step in and broker a peace, her best course of action is to commence a spell-fast and starve the mites of the magic residue which grants them their intelligence. The mites don’t literally starve, of course, they just revert to their pre-uplift animal state, at which point the wizard can always resume her regular activities and hope for a more agreeable sociopolitical situation when the next crop of mite societies emerge.

Non-magical onlookers encountered spell-fasting wizards and without full context assumed the mites robbed them of their magical ability, and thus the “magic parasite” concept was born. But the reality is that in most cases a wizard and her mites have a mutualistic relationship and can even act as collaborators. Wizards have been known to coauthor grimoires with their mites or send their mites on covert missions to rivals’ eyelashes as spies.