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[barcameowski]

𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ★

sam 🝮

cuban || i speak spanish and english || mostly smaus or headcannons ♡︎ || requests always open !! || mclaren || barça

𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐔𝐋𝐀 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

[barcameowski]

i was wondering if you could do a balde fix where the reader is awful at football and hes trying to teach her since she wants to somewhat impress his teamates when she meets them

𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 ⁻ balde

warnings: none

genre: fluff

summary: you’re determined to make a good impression on alejandros friends so you ask him to teach you how to play football

you arrive at the same park that alejandro and you met for the first time at so he could teach you “the basics” in his words, of football. you had blurted out that you wanted to impress his teammates randomly and since then all he had done was try to convince you to let him teach you how to play football, he said that the best way to impress footballers is to be at least average at playing football.

“are you ready to become a pro footballer?” alejandro asks jokingly as he pulls you into a hug “you’re getting ahead of yourself” you tell him before you take a sip of the beverage you brought to refresh yourself.

“okay i think im ready to start” you say enthusiastically “lets start with the basics. dribbling and passing”

he passes you the ball which you somewhat stop before making an attempt to pass it back. which ended with you landing face first on the turf. he tried and failed to hold in his laugh as he offered you his hand to help you up, which you took before cleaning up your shirt with your hands

“so lets abandon that and just try dribbling. very easy, just walk with the ball. it’s really like riding a bike” spoiler alert, it was not anything like riding a bike

as soon as you started moving forward with the ball he quickly sweeped it away “alejandro!” you huffed, he laughed and passed the ball back

after two very long hours he finally gave you a break “I’m never touching a football again” you groan “it’s much easier with practice” he chuckles

on your way back to the car with cleats in hand you mumble a quick “thank you for helping me, I had a lot of fun” you smile as he looks down at you and wraps an arm around your shoulder before pressing a quick kiss on your forehead “of course, mi vida”

[barcameowski]

𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 ⁻ hector fort

warnings: none

genre: fluff

pairing: hector fort x gf!reader

summary: hector takes photos for you in front of the eiffel tower

you walk through the dark streets of the city of love with your hand entangled with hectors. your dream was to go to paris and see the eiffel tower lit up, when hector found out he immediately planned a trip with activities he knew you’d love.

when he started dropping hints of going to paris you didn’t think much of it. but when he surprised you with the trip for your birthday you were over the moon and extremely grateful.

it was slowly getting closer to the next hour which is when the eiffel tower would light up again. after missing the last sparkle you were determined to not miss taking photos in front of the tower even though you only had five minutes.

“lets sit down” you recommend as you walk towards the bench you spotted “but don’t you want to take photos?”

“we still have a couple minutes. anyways i want to cherish this moment with you” you mutter the last part, slightly embarrassed to be so cheesy.

“so romantic” he teases as you both take a seat on the bench with his arm draped around your shoulder. you roll your eyes and reach into your purse to get your half eaten croissant that you were saving for later. as you took a bite you heard him say “give me some” with his mouth open making an ‘aaahh’ noise.

you quickly turned away from him “no. I literally bought this, for me. you said you didn’t want one. if you want one go back to get it”

“just a bite” he whines, you give in and rip off a small piece and place it in his open mouth. “if you wanted it you should’ve gotten it” you continue complaining fighting the smile growing on your face.

you check your phone and saw that there were two minutes until midnight. you jumped out of your seat and handed hector your phone “already?” he asks annoyed “yes! this is what I’ve been waiting for” you say

he opens the camera app and starts snapping photos “wait! I need to fix my hair” you mess with your hair a bit before giving him the green light to keep taking photos. “turn to the right, it’s your good- well best side” he recommends

after your little photo shoot you take a few selfies with him as the tower in the background sparkles like his eyes that are plastered on your face.

an elderly woman you saw feeding the birds earlier comes up to you with a smile on her face “would you like me to take a photo of you two?” she asks, you nod “yes we would love that” you hand her your phone and return to hectors side. the elderly woman gives you your phone back “thank you so much” you say and she responds with a warm smile and “of course”

you and hector stood there with his arms wrapped around your waist and his chin resting on your shoulder “I love you” he whispers “I love you more”

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[more-mara]

Forever thinking about Michelle Rodríguez referring to Oscar as “your boy” and Lando just agreeing with her 🫠

[smoothoperator81]

never getting over this I fear

[barcameowski]

more marc guiu & marc bernal imagines plss

𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒 ⁻ marc guiu

warnings: christmas (if you dont celebrate

genre: fluff

pairing: marc guiu x gf!reader

a/n: I know it’s not christmas but whatever also not proof read cause I’m too tired

summary: your first christmas with marc in london and you have a friendly gingerbread house competition

Its christmas eve and you and marc were currently sat down on the sofa in your apartment in london with your feet resting comfortably under a blanket on his lap.

with it being both of your first christmas spent in london and you haven’t been able to spend a lot of time together you were both taking advantage of the time he had off due to the holiday season.

scrolling through social media on your phone you were slowly getting even more bored marc let out a sudden gasp “we forgot to do the annual gingerbread competition” he ran to your shared kitchen, leaving your feet with no resting place on the sofa.

his family had a christmas tradition to have a competition decorating gingerbread houses. but it seemed to have slipped marcs mind as he wasn’t celebrating christmas with his family for the first time and he was overwhelmed with football.

“y/n! do you plan on coming any time soon?” he called out your name from the kitchen as you heard the commotion of him trying to find the gingerbread houses that you had bought a few weeks before while buying decorations.

you sighed throwing your blanket off of your lower body and slowly making your way to the kitchen “it’s in the shelf to the right”

he opened the shelf and finally found the gingerbread houses “and the icing?” he asked as he slid the boxes onto the counter “in the box” you said “ladies and gentlemen welcome to the annual christmas gingerbread house decorating competition” he jokes “london edition” you added

he started measuring the amount of icing in each piping bag with his eyes and humming in slight frustration but eventually hands you a bag filled with slightly less icing in it “here this one has less” he smiles and you roll your eyes

you grabbed a knife to open the boxes that were secured with tape before he started complaining and took the knife out of your hand gently “no, no, no. if you cut your finger on christmas eve, I will never forgive you” you smile “marc, it was a butter knife” you say, he responds by shaking his head

as you scroll through your phone mindlessly he groans “mine has cracks” you start laughing and he turns back at you offended “it’s not funny”

“yes it is! but it’s fine, we can switch” you tell him after catching your breath as you rub his shoulder in a soothing manner “thanks” he smiles. it was like his entire mood changed and he didn’t care anymore.

“okay ready?” he questions and you nod as he starts the timer “1 2 3 start!” you could’ve sworn he was cheating because he was already putting the icing on the house before he finished counting but ignored it and started working on your house

you started by drawing little details with the white icing before reaching for the baby blue colored icing not knowing marc was also reaching for it, he placed his other hand on yours and peeled it off of the piping bag “jeez, calm down. it’s all yours” you put your hands up in surrender

he is a bit competitive

after that little situation you reached to grasp the baby pink icing just as marc went to grab it, again “marc, is this a joke? you can’t possibly need both at the same time”

“don’t worry it’s a joke. take it” he laughs as he pulls his hand away and continues decorating. you set little pearl candys around the top of the roof and work on more little details.

•

the timer beeps a while after and you raise your hands but marc keeps decorating, you slap his arm lightly “the timer went off don’t cheat!”

he lifted his hands up and admired his gingerbread house, finally he looked at yours “it’s nice but not as good as mine” he shrugs “mine is so much better” you insist defending yourself “you’re my girlfriend I don’t wanna be mean but you could’ve done better” he joked and you hit his arm once again “I’m just joking” he says pulling you into a hug and placing a kiss on your forehead “your gingerbread house does look good”

“who’s gonna declare the winner?” you ask looking up at his face “I’ll call my mom” he reaches for your phone and puts in your passcode before calling his mom on facetime “hi mi amor!” she greets enthusiastically but once she realizes it was marc that called from your phone she’s not as enthusiastic “oh it’s you”

“mom!” he says extremely offended “I’m sorry but you already called me today I want to talk to y/n! but what do you need? is everything alright?”

“yeah we’re alright-“ you say as you were about to ask her to choose the winner before marc cuts you off “my heart isn’t alright” marc complains dramatically

“ignore him” you advise his mom “wow i see how it is” your boyfriend says in the background “anyways, we need you to tell us who wins the gingerbread competition” she instantly starts smiling again “oh you guys are keeping up the tradition!”

you flip the camera to show her your gingerbread houses and she slips her glasses up her nose and hums in concentration for a while before she makes her decision “you both did good I can’t lie. so unfortunately there is no winner” she says. marc groans “you’re biased” he tells her as he rests his head on your shoulder and you hold the phone up.

“okay thank you! we’ll talk later. merry christmas!” you hang up “yeah i won she just didn’t want to hurt your feelings” you tell him as you start cleaning up your mess “you guys are both so mean to me”

you turn on a christmas rom-com and cuddle up into his side on the sofa until sleep takes over your control of keeping your eyes open and you drift off.

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[barcameowski]

𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐈 ⁻ hector fort

warnings: none

face claim: jade distinguin

pairing: hector fort x reader

𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽

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user1: everyone is just here because of hector lol

hctorforrt_: mi estrellita 🤩⭐️

⇝ yourusername: 💛

user2: back off

user3: hector can NOT be dating her

user4: it’s giving golden retriever girlfriend x black cat boyfriend

⇝ user5: grumpy x sunshine

user6: she’s so…bright

user7: it is not true!!! hector is dating me not her!!!

⇝ user8: #staydelusional

user9: leave her alone like damn

user10: she just casually gained 10k followers in three hours

user11: can we talk about the dress tho

⇝ user12: ikr im literally obsessed 🤩

user13: angelic 🪽

user14: 🤮🤢

user17: why are we ignoring that jude bellingham is here?

user15: you guys need to get a life

user16: your hair has perfect waves 😭😭😭

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yourusername: sol, amor, y flores 🌺 (también una quemadura de sol)

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hctorforrt_: 💖

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user1: thats 100% hector in the first photo and no body can prove me wrong

user2: i want those earrings 😖😖

⇝ yourusername: they’re from a local shop in barcelona 💞

user3: why are there so many people here?

⇝ user4: shes hector forts girlfriend (allegedly)

user5: of course he’s dating a blonde

user6: it’s not that deep you guys, I’m sure you think you had a chance but you didn’t

user7: your skin is glowinggg

user8: hair card never declines

user9: the tan 😖😭

user10: im curious, what does hector see in her?

user11: if summer was a person

user12: she literally has no flaws

user13: aw i scraped my knee, falling for you

user14: sabrina carpenter vibes

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yourusername: self care 🎀

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user1: each time she posts she has more likes wtf 😭

user2: photo booth pics ateee

user3: she’s so self love coded

user4: mother, i said it, i wont take it back

user5: we love a girl who loves and cares for herself 💛

user6: hector didn’t comment this time?

⇝ user7: my prayers have been answered

⇝ user8: he still liked the post

user9: aestheticcccc

user10: she has the vibes and the girlies love the vibes

user11: i like her hair better wavy than straight but she till looks nice i guess

user12: hablas catalán?

⇝ yourusername: un poco 🤏

user13: jude is only here when hector isn’t featured in the post lol

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user1: this is y/n right?

user2: pleaseeeeee nooooo

user3: im mourning

user4: hector no

user5: are you serious

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yourusername: 🖤

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hctorforrt_: ❤️💋

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user1: same dress as the girl in hectors story

user2: she was literally the girl in hectors story

user3: side profile 🫠

user4: no you don’t understand i need to be you

user5: google says you have three days left

user6: you look stunning as always

user7: oh to be as pretty as you

user8: drop a tutorial please 🙏

user9: very demure, very mindful

user10: I can’t even comprehend the fact that hector is dating her

user11: bellingham is so obsessed

judebellingham: 🫠🤩

⇝ yourusername: visca barça ❤️💙

⇝ user12: she said get yo ass out of here before I take you out myself

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yourusername: en playas de santorini

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hctorforrt_: que belleza 🤍

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marcguiu9: mamá y papá

⇝ lamineyamal: mamá y papá

⇝ marcbernal_: mamá y papá

⇝ paucubarsi: mamá y papá

⇝ hctorforrt_: basta ya

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[barcameowski]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄 ⁻ gavi

warnings: none

face claim: estelle behnke

pairing: pablo gavi x reader (soft launch)

𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽

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pablogavi: ❤️

user1: is this gavis girlfriend?

user2: AURORA WHO IS THISSSS

user3: WHOOOOOOOOO ISSSS ITTTT

user4: please who is she

user5: tell your brother my phone number is *redacted* TELL HIM TO HIT ME UPP

user6: is that you or someone else in the photo?

⇝ aurorapaezg: it’s not me! it’s a friend of my brothers 💞

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yourusername: sevilla 🌴

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user1: do y’all know who else is in seville…gavi

aurorapaezg: guapísima 💕

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user2: WHAT CAMERA IS THIS?!???

user3: what’s gavi doing right now?

⇝ user4: why would she know

⇝ user3: they’re dating…

⇝ user4: no they aren’t…

user5: hear me out, her and gavi are on holiday together

user6: the breeze blowing her dress was a paid actor

user7: gorgeous

user8: vogue beauty secrets when?

⇝ user9: she’s not that popular 💀

yourfriend1: face card is deadly even when you can’t see it

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user10: gavi don’t be shy comment

user11: do you like barça?

user12: I can already see the hate comments rolling in

⇝ user13: gavi and princess leonor fangirls lmao

user14: can we talk about the view 😍

yourfriend2: is secret guy there?

⇝ yourusername: stfu this isn’t private messages

⇝ yourfriend2: oops sorry?

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user15: cásate conmigo 🫦

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pablogavi: 🤍

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user1: what on earth, first fermin, now gavi

⇝ user2: it’s okay, the only thing pedri has is a dog

⇝ user1: you right, you right

user3: AWWWW THEYRE MATCHINNGGG

user4: cutie

user5: the first photo is too good to be taken by a man, he has a girlfriend 100%

user6: my heart is ruptured

user7: hold up, the back of the girls head looks like yourusername

⇝ user8: maybe it’s just aurora?

⇝ user7: no he would’ve tagged her, also auroras hair is lighter

user9: gavi lets have a talk about this

user10: I want to bite his arm

⇝ user11: i want you to turn your phone off

user12: it’s obviously yourusername, her friend liked this post and so did she

user13: what if it’s princess leonor !!

⇝ user14: get out, it’s not

user15: maybe it’s just a friend?

user16: im just admiring the sunset in the second picture, have fun being nosy

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yourusername: three of my favorite pieces from yesterday ✨

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pablogavi: 📸😍

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user1: ITS THE SAME BACKGROUND AS GAVISS POSTT

user2: the white dress is the same

user3: I don’t like u

⇝ user4: gavi doesn’t know you exist 🥰

user4: the camera makes everything look so pretty 🤩

⇝ user5: looks like she used the same camera for gavis photo

user6: they’re so “secreto” by karol g & anuel

yourfriend1: background is almost prettier than u

⇝ pablogavi: stop trying to steal her

user7: gavis reply to that girls comment 🥲🥲

user8: I bet they just met lol

user9: maybe it’s just a coincidence

⇝ user10: oh yeah because she just happens to be at the same place as him at the same time and hangs out with his sister

user11: I’m noting that the way to have a footballer fall in love with you is to become besties with their sister

aurorapaezg: que hermosa eres

⇝ yourusername: 💖

user12: the fangirls are so obsessed

user13: gavi dating an influencer is embarrassing for him 😃

⇝ user14: no it isn’t?

user15: and suddenly the second bird flew from the coop

⇝ user16: pedri next

yourfriend2: I know nothing 😇😇

⇝ yourfriend3: me neither!

⇝ yourfriend1: samesies !

⇝ pedri: yo tampoco !

user17: the comments of pedri and her friends 🤨

⇝ user18: pedri just wanted to join the trend

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yourusername: i had a very special photographer for this one

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pablogavi: 🙈

⇝ yourusername: 🙈

user1: the photographer was gavi 😭😖

user2: the dress is perfect 🤩

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user3: im in awe

user4: dayum gavi knows how to take photos

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user5: she looks like she smells good

user6: why does gavi communicate in emojis

yourfriend2: you can’t be human

⇝ yourusername: but i am? what are you taking about

⇝ yourfriend2: YOU DONT GET IT

user7: this reminded me to wash my hair and get out of bed

user8: princess leonor > her

⇝ user9: why do you people always have to bring her up? this post doesn’t have anything to do with her. she’s really pretty but her and gavi are never gonna be together, stop comparing

user10: that background is immaculate

⇝ user11: alright shakespeare or one of those like word makers

⇝ user10: huh?

⇝ user11: let me word that better, you word things like my great grandmother

user12: 🥰😍✨

user13: how prettttttttyyyy

yourfriend1: art

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yourusername: date night 🍷🍝

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aurorapaezg: más lindo pareja del mundo✨

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pablogavi: guapísima cómo siempre

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[barcameowski]

I have no ideas so if anyone wants to request something, please do !

can be headcanons, smau, one shot, F1 or football

[barcameowski]

𝐒𝐎 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋

basically a small part 2 of so american

warnings: none

face claim: sophia havertz

pairing: lando norris x american!reader

𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽

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yourusername: how is someone a formula one driver but almost crashed into a tree? 🌹

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landonorris: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

⇝ yourusername: AN ACCIDENT THAT ALMOST COST ME MY LIFE

landonorris: I’m just gonna stop reading the captions from now on, you look pretty

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alexandrasaintmleux: your hair is beautiful !

⇝ yourusername: so is yours !!

user1: why are they so dramatic 😭

user2: she’s so elegant american sweetheart and he’s so british tea and crumpets

⇝ landonorris: opposites attract I guess

user3: FERRARI RED?!

⇝ yourusername: NO ITS JUST A DRESS DONT CANCEL ME

user4: I wanna see her on the streammmm

⇝ landonorris: your wish is my command

user5: lando what did you do to her

user6: she’s so passenger princess coded

user7: I love this dress pls send it to me

user8: favorite song?

⇝ yourusername: so high school by taylor swift💕

user9: those style accounts trying to find all her outfits as fast as possible

user10: I can’t wait for your birthday 🥳

user11: thoughts on the wicked movie?

⇝ yourusername: I sobbed

user12: poor yn

user13: favorite nickname for lando?

⇝ yourusername: im glad you asked, first on my list is crumpet, second is norris, third is just the letter L

user14: I thought you were supposed to be in the uk?

⇝ yourusername: surprise trip to st tropez 🌺

user15: the most beautiful

⇝ user16: the beautifulest

user17: landonorris if you don’t take her on a pasta date I’m coming for you

⇝ landonorris: we’re having one right now 🤩

⇝ user18: GET OFF YOUR PHONE

⇝ landonorris: OKAY DAMN

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landonorris: happy birthday to my american girl I love you more than words can describe and I promise to buy you another cat next year even though you don’t need it, your lando ❤️

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yourusername: thank you love you even more 😘

⇝ landonorris: that isn’t possible

alexandrasaintmleux: happy birthday to her 🤩

carmenmmundt: happy birthday !

maxfewtrell: happy birthday ferret

pietra.pilao: happy birthdayyy

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[barcameowski]

𝐒𝐎 𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍 ⁻ lando norris

warnings: none

face claim: sophia havertz

pairing: lando norris x american!reader (established relationship)

𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽

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yourusername: 🐆

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landonorris: prettiest smile ever

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landonorris: I would fight a leopard in your honor

⇝ yourusername: is one normal compliment too much to ask for?

landonorris: gorgeous 😍❤️

⇝ yourusername: there it is ❤️

user1: so pretty omg

pietra.pilao: stunning 🤩

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alexandrasaintmleux: what a dress 🫠🫠

⇝ yourusername: I know !!!

user2: life when y/n posts 💆‍♀️

iamrebeccad: pretty girl ✨

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user3: im droolinggg

user4: photographer?

⇝ yourusername: a certain f1 driver 🙈

user5: you’re glowing

user6: I am so jealous of her beauty

user7: the wags complimenting her🥰

user8: body is teaaa

user9: she paid for that dress with a lil something called face card

user10: this woman is angelic

user11: a literal model

user12: makeup tutorial pleaseeee

user13: lando got lucky in life

user14: which color should I dye my hair? blonde, caramel highlights, or black

⇝ yourusername: definitely caramel highlights !!

user15: mother 👩🏼‍🍼👩🏼‍🍼

⇝ yourusername: I am surely not pregnant or have kids

user16: cant wait for her abu dhabi outfit 😮‍💨

user17: main character energy

user18: im gonna miss you when i scroll

user19: don’t gatekeep where’s the bracelet from?

⇝ yourusername: im not sure 😃 ask landonorris

⇝ landonorris: it’s from cartier

user20: I was you for halloween

⇝ yourusername: i neeeeeddd photos

liked by landonorris , francisca.cgomes , maxfewtrell and 348,000 others

yourusername: dinner in abu dhabi 🍷🌙

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landonorris: I was just casually at dinner with the most gorgeous woman ever

⇝ yourusername: im flattered

landonorris: photo credits?

⇝ yourusername: 📸: ln4 🙄

francisca.cgomes: your hair is flawlessss

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user1: landos comment 🥲

landonorris: you’re so american 🦅❤️🤍💙

⇝ yourusername: ……

alexandrasaintmleux: cant wait to see uuu

⇝ yourusername: me neither !!!!!

user2: wowowowowowowowo

user3: obsessed (with your boyfriend)

user4: im your biggest fannnnnnnn

user5: what are your thoughts on max winning the championship?

⇝ yourusername: very happy for him and he deserves it 🦁

kellypiquet: beautiful queen ❤️

⇝ yourusername: missing u

user6: lando and max < kelly and y/n

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user7: this week marks 2 years since her paddock debut

user8: aestheticssss

user9: 💖💖💖

user10: shes my motivation

user11: wanna go on a pasta date with me?

⇝ yourusername: answer is always YES

user12: way to y/ns heart is a pasta date apparently

⇝ yourusername: im just a girl

user13: always so elegant

user14: im a girl who loves f1, y/n, lando… and that’s it

⇝ yourusername: me core

user15: is y/n chronically online?

user16: are you a football fan?

⇝ yourusername: of american football, no. of the other one, not really, lando is teaching me some stuff but im not really interested

user17: I wanna see y/n and penelopeee

user18: more content pleaseee

liked by landonorris , yourusername , maxfewtrell and 276,918 others

mclaren: power couple in our garage for quali 🧡 {tagged: landonorris , yourusername}

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landonorris: my good luck charm 🧡

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yourusername: 🧡🧡

⇝ liked by creator

user1: posting wags is insane

user2: her outfit is so basic yet cute

user3: take this down admin

user4: awwww he calls her his good luck charm

user5: my parents

user6: her smile is so comforting

user7: cuties

user8: damn the van cleef necklace

user9: shes so supportive

user10: they are so endgame

liked by landonorris , mclaren, maxverstappen1 , lilyzneimer and 411,000 others

yourusername: always proud of you 🧡 my lil chauffeur

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landonorris: I don’t know how to feel about the caption so I’ll just ignore it, I love you 🫶🏽🥰

⇝ yourusername: I love you more, don’t even reply just shush

user1: the first photo

user2: my only boyfriend is a glass of wine you’re so lucky

user3: most supportive wag since nicole

user4: im sad the season has come to an end but i already know her break posts are gonna hittttt

user5: our american queen 🎀

user6: I want to be her

user7: simple caption with so much meaning

user8: not gonna lie I teared up a bit

user9: best wag of 2024

user10: she’s gonna be like a second mother to antonelli MARK MY WORDS

⇝ user11: she’s already following him lol

user12: can’t wait for the tiktoks

user13: my mind can’t comprehend the fact that the season is over

⇝ yourusername: Ikr, I feel like just yesterday it was the miami grand prix

user14: the interactions between them two are so adorable

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yourusername: week one of break and couldn’t be happier 🫶🏽

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landonorris: you couldn’t be prettier even if you tried 🤍

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alexandrasaintmleux: outfit 🤩

⇝ yourusername: I loveee it so much

user1: on todays episode of guess the weather we have y/n and lando

⇝ yourusername: it was warm, he just decided to suffocate

⇝ landonorris: the weather app lied shush

⇝ yourusername: the weather app doesn’t lie

user2: the birkin….

user3: we all know and love this diva

user4: love how she’s shoving the birkin in our faces

user5: first picture is such a moodddd

user6: I don’t know if you can tell but you’re really pretty

user7: do you like dr pepper?

⇝ yourusername: of course I do, lando absolutely despises it

user8: where are you guys?

⇝ yourusername: florida 🌞

user9: please come to brasilll

⇝ yourusername: I’m on my way (not right now but I will I promise)

user10: I CANT WAIT FOR YOUR NEW PADDOCK OUTFITSSS

user11: where’s the dress from ??

⇝ yourusername: kookaï 💫

user12: I’m giggling at how lando is looking at you (im so single I can’t believe I stooped this low)

user13: I wish I could be on vacation with you

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landonorris: weirdo on tour yourusername

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yourusername: you’re so mean 😪

⇝ landonorris: I still love you

user1: lando apologize now

⇝ landonorris: yourusername I’m sorry my love

user2: best couple in f1

user3: I want someone to love me how they love eachother

user4: my new favorite post

user5: ask her where her coat is from

⇝ landonorris: she said something called meshky?

⇝ yourusername: meshki

user6: where are you guys going now 😭

⇝ yourusername: back to the uk

⇝ user7: poor y/n went from florida weather to the gloomy uk weather

user8: whats her favorite animal?

⇝ landonorris: STOP QUIZZING MEE! but it’s a koala

user9: I fear this might be the cutest thing I have seen all day

user10: I’m drowning my sorrows

user11: I love her style

user12: I think I like her more than I like lando

⇝ landonorris: that’s mean but I relate

part 2

requests are open

[barcameowski]

𝐏𝐀𝐔 𝐂𝐔𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐈 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

boyfriend pau who... remembers your coffee and/or drink order

boyfriend pau who… buys you whatever you want, even if you say you don’t need it or want it he will buy it because he knows deep down you do but don’t want to ask

boyfriend pau who… is soooooo supportive, you win an award? he’s sat in the front row cheering you on. you’re having trouble studying? he will buy you tea, give you shoulder massages, essential oils, anything you need.

boyfriend pau who… does not hesitate to take a day off to take care of you if you’re sick or on your period

boyfriend pau who… will play with your pet every single second of the day, sometimes you might think he loves it more than he loves you

boyfriend pau who… attempts to make you food but fails miserably and has you make him a sandwich instead

boyfriend pau who… has the cutest pout when something doesn’t go his way

boyfriend pau who… shoves you into any pool he sees any chance he gets, even if you’re fully dressed if there’s a pool nearby you will end up in it. there is no way to avoid it.

boyfriend pau who… tries to teach you how to play football but if you trip over the ball he will literally laugh in your face before helping you

boyfriend pau who… takes you on weekly ice cream dates

boyfriend pau who… never lets you pay. he says you can pay next time, but he would never let that happen.

boyfriend pau who… is extremely dramatic when sick and insists he only feels better when you’re next to him

boyfriend pau who… will go to a custom perfume shop and make you a custom scent

boyfriend pau who… gets along really well with all of your cousins/siblings and brings them barça merchandise

boyfriend pau who… gets you wayyy too many gifts for your birthday

boyfriend pau who… gets you a cartier love bracelet that only he can unlock

boyfriend pau who… calls you cute pet names “preciosa” “querida” “bonita”

boyfriend pau who… messes up your hair (accidentally) but also enjoys how your face looks when you get frustrated

boyfriend pau who… introduces you to all his friends like three weeks into your relationship

boyfriend pau who… hates when you’re insecure because to him you’re the prettiest person to ever step foot on earth

[barcameowski]

𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐘𝐀𝐋 ⁻ alejandro balde

pairing: alejandro balde x singer!reader

face claim: bad gyal

warnings: lots of spanish

𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽

liked by alejandrobalde , aurorapaezg , ansufati , badbunnypr and 712,000 others

badgyal: barcelona, mi favorito

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alejandrobalde: 🤩📸

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⇝ user1: balde pls stop dating her

user2: guapísima ❤️🥰😍

georginagio: que guay ♥️

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user3: amo a tu musica 🫶🏽

user4: balde and her are dating, does that mean chulo is about him?

⇝ user8: such a power couple

user5: te entiendo balde

user6: bad bunny x bad gyal cuando?

user7: la mas hermosaa

user8: balde dating bad gyal was NOT on my 2024 bingo card

user9: todavía no supero el nuevo álbum

⇝ user10: yo tampoco 🫠🫠

user11: she isn’t even that pretty, balde would be better with me

user12: I’m drooling

user13: mejor cantante del 2024

user14: I wonder how anuel aa feels about this

⇝ user15: why…

⇝ user14: in an interview he said she’s his celebrity crush

user16: the moment I saw this post I smiled, when I saw baldes comment the smile disappeared

user17: mother 🫶🏽

liked by alejandrobalde , rauwalejandro , quevedopd , pablogavi and 619,000 others

yourusername: no tengo hijos pero sigo siendo madre

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alejandrobalde: guapisimaaa ❤️

⇝ yourusername: gracias mi amor 🫶🏽

alejandrobalde: cara más bonita del mundo

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user1: I need her

user2: I have listened to 2AM religiously

user3: nuevo álbum porfaaa

user4: balde is down bad

user5: im not trying to hate but she is not pretty enough for him

user6: la mejor

user7: madreeee

comments are limited

very short because I lost motivation but maybe I will remake it later idk

[barcameowski]

formula one masterlist

lando norris:

𝐒𝐎 𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍

^ 𝐒𝐎 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋

charles leclerc:

coming soon...

carlos sainz:

coming soon...

oscar piastri:

coming soon...

ollie bearman

coming soon...

max verstappen

coming soon...

lewis hamilton

coming soon...

george russell

coming soon...

kimi antonelli

coming soon...

franco colapinto

coming soon...

[milevenfcb]

THATS MY SHARK I LOVE YOU FERRAN

(don’t watch his performance before and after his goal)

[barcameowski]

𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐌𝐄 ⁻ pau cubarsi

pairing: pau cubarsi x reader (established relationship)

warnings: none

face claim: francisca cerqueira gomes

𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽

liked by yourusername , lamineyamal and 237,000 others

paucubarsi: ☀️🐢

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lamineyamal: put the phone down

⇝ paucubarsi: why?

⇝ lamineyamal: because you’re making everyone feel single, it’s annoying

yourusername: I took 20 very flattering photos of you and you took THAT photo of me ?

⇝ paucubarsi: yeah of course, I chose that photo bc your eyelashes just look nice in it

⇝ yourusername: aww that’s actually really thoughtful, i forgive you

user1: lamine is so real for that comment.

user2: what does she even do ?

⇝ yourusername: I’m studying (readers choice) 🥰

user3: divas

user4: wow, I am so single

user5: keep it up on the field cubarsi 🙏🏽

user6: post more of your girlfriend

user7: is she human?

⇝ paucubarsi: I think so

user8: I’ve never hated a woman so much

user9: ever since they started dating pau has been doing really bad

user10: I’m escaping the US for pau 🐬🐬💖

user11: oh how I love men

⇝ user12: oh how I hate you

user13: she’s so cutsie

user14: is she a girls girl tho?

⇝ user15: why does it matter?

user16: I have spent four hours admiring this post

user17: we love a man who is open about his relationship and the woman he loves (I’m talking to you gavi)

liked by paucubarsi , lamineyamal , siramartinezc and 281,000 others

yourusername: mini photoshoot (paucubarsi took these pics)

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paucubarsi: 📸🐢

⇝ yourusername: more like 🤳 but A for effort

user1: ugh she’s so ungrateful

paucubarsi: please grace me with your presence on this fine evening 🙏🏼

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paucubarsi: preciosa. guapa. mi princesa. te amo, mi loca 😍

⇝ yourusername: te amo ❤️

paucubarsi: my turtle 🐢

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user2: pau is so down bad lmao

user3: how can someone be so photogenic ?

lamineyamal: ew what are you doing on my feed

⇝ yourusername: unfollow me 😊😊

user4: I need her closet

user5: where is the top from bestie don’t gatekeep

⇝ yourusername: brownie spain 🤍

user6: that drink looks so good

user7: is she like latina or spanish?

⇝ user8: what’s the difference….

⇝ user7: latina is if you’re from a country in latin america, spanish is if you’re from spain

user9: design some clothes pleaseeee

⇝ user10: wait that’s actually so genius

user11: bonita 😍

user12: la mejor amiga de las girls 💖

user13: pau cubarsi paredes; part time footballer, full time photographer for yn

⇝ liked by creator and paucubarsi

user14: everyone ignoring pau calling her a turtle

⇝ user15: I remember he said somewhere that he calls her turtle because she’s big about rescuing baby turtles and stuff

⇝ user16: wait that’s lowk adorable

user17: if they aren’t endgame I’m throwing hands 🥰🥰

liked by paucubarsi , lamineyamal , lolalolita and 246,000 others

yourusername: nights in barcelona 🌙

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paucubarsi: siempre hermosa 🤩

⇝ liked by creator

paucubarsi: necesitas un perro? yo sé ladrar

⇝ yourusername: no gracias, ya tengo, se llama pau

lamineyamal: the vibes you’re trying to give are not giving

⇝ yourusername: I don’t like u

paucubarsi: cada día eres más bonita

⇝ yourusername: you’re making me blush

user1: yn and lamine act like siblings and I love it

user2: literally perfect

user3: she’s so ethereal

user4: I’m fangirling

user5: day I don’t even know anymore of asking for a youtube channel

user6: bellisimaaaaaaaaaa

user7: how many languages do you speak?

⇝ yourusername: english, spanish, portuguese, and a bit of italian 💗

user8: pau hit the jackpot

user9: they’re both so lucky to have each other

user10: don’t padilla him

user11: drop the workout routine diva

user12: she’s so babygirl

⇝ user13: HES so babygirl

⇝ user14: THEYRE so babygirl

⇝ user15: what is happening…

user16: first pic would do MILES on wattpad

user17: you’re so dreamy

user18: alexa, play that should be me by justin bieber

user19: cutest couple everrr

liked by yourusername , hctorforrt_ , irenecubarsi and 391,000 others

paucubarsi: my turtle 🐢❤️

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yourusername: te amo muchísimo 🐢

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irenecubarsi: ❤️

hctorforrt_: I have to deal with the pda in public and now you’re spam posting eachother

⇝ paucubarsi: don’t hate me cause you ain’t me

user1: this is so romantic

user2: my last boyfriend would never set up a date for me, when I forgot my wallet he would leave me in the restaurant alone and refuse to pay for OUR meals

⇝ yourusername: I’ll take you to dinner ❤️

⇝ paucubarsi: is this what it feels like to be lamine?

user3: “is this what it feels like to be lamine?” IS DIABOLICALLLL

user4: help he’s so funnyyy

user5: vlog your entire life please 🙏🏼

user6: I want to be a fly on their wall

user7: bare face and she still looks gorgeous

user8: leave pau for me he cheated source: just trust me

user9: her>him

user10: he made that bitch famousss

⇝ user11: don’t call her a bitch, you don’t even know her

user12: tinder doesnt work

user13: can’t wait for their wedding, I already know her dress is gonna be iconic

⇝ user14: they’re just teenagers chill

user15: I just discovered this hottie and now you’re telling me he’s taken?

balde smau coming next !

[barcameowski]

which one do I publish first?