all flowers in time bend towards the sun

(i know you say there's no one for you / but here is one) jay. she/they.

[bardic-inspirjaytion]

my cringe has led me to places i wouldn't even go with a gun.

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[leninthesixth]

doctors hate her! This woman is experiencing symptoms that might point to a health problem and wants doctors to do something about it

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[potatocrisp]

I think he’d be good with plants

[potatocrisp]

hey now,

[rapscallionraccoon]

[raccoonmilf]

My mom just asked me to put a spell on her boyfriend to make him fall out of love with her and it’s just like??? Can we not just break up with people any more? Why do we need witchcraft, girlboss? I’m busy

[vamprin-art]

loaf 🍞🐱

[finalfantasyvii]

[feral-ballad]

Kim Addonizio, from Wild Nights: New & Selected Poems; “Pareidolia”

[hanabiis]

[atoriv-art]

through your eyes

[frontmansdog]

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

[homunculus-argument]

The reason they make you do group project at school is as a preventative measure against falling into conspiracy theories as an adult. The vast majority of the population can and will come out of the experience with a much better understanding of just how goddamn impossible it is to make multiple people do what they were supposed to do, everything they were supposed to do, and nothing but what they were supposed to do. You can't make five people do that, and yet billions of people are keeping this supposed machine rolling?

[wholesome-animal-images]

[pudulogy]

[ranni-thewitch]

why art there so many wandering swordswomen around. hath the lands between had some ghastly manner of housing crisis?

[phoseo]

Kinda, there's housing available but the rent at Stormveil Castle costs an arm and a leg :/