[themoonandmyman]

every time Shane bends over there’s a Non Zero percent chance Ilya will creep up behind him, grab his hips and start fake thrusting and groaning. which should be funny except he’s too good at the noises and Oh Shane is hard now. great. Looks like he’s loading the laundry After they fuck on the counter

[ill-gotten-gaines]

Ilya is not allowed to go on Call Her Daddy. It doesn't matter how much he begs and cajoles, and promises to be good, Yuna has put that particular interview on the "Hard No" list at least until they're retired. 

To be honest, Ilya gets it. He doesn't think that any amount of media training could keep him from going fully off the rails if given the chance to talk about how much he loves Shane, how good his cock tastes, how he made Shane cum hands free the first time he was ever inside him. And the thought of literally any of that being chirped back at them on the ice like it's bad or filthy or shameful? No. Not happening. 

So Ilya pouts but understands, and gets over it. That is, until Shane accepts the invitation. Then there are hissy fits and overdramatic shouting matches with zero heat behind them ("Yuna, what the fuck? Why can Shane talk about our filthy sex life?" "Because he blushes when he says the word 'sex', Ilya. And because he's never made a face fucking joke in front of me.") and just so much sulking. 

Yuna knows it's a risk, and there's no way in hell she's going to be there for the taping. But she also knows that Shane's Golden Boy image was shattered to pieces with a single grainy video of him. 

Now is a chance to start over. They've had long conversations about this - conversations over wine, and walks, and in therapy. This being a "rebuilding period" for Shane's reputation, yes, but also for his agency over his own image. And if him going on a podcast to talk about why his knees are perpetually bruised during the summer will give him a sense of control over his life, then this is the penance Yuna will pay for not listening and being in his corner sooner. This is how she will support her son.

So Shane goes on Call Her Daddy, and Ilya sits behind the camera with headphones on, pouting dramatically when Shane is looking, but really just staring with love and adoration at his husband. When Yuna asks how it went, Shane just blushes and Ilya beams and says, "He will break the internet."

And he does. Of course he does. He can't say the word sex without blushing, but it turns out Shane Hollander can employ euphamisms and imagery like a goddamn romance novelist. 

Gif Sets are instantly made of him saying things like:

"It felt like cannonballing into a cold lake: every inch of me was suddenly alive." about Ilya handing him a water bottle when they were eighteen, or;

"It was a revelation." about their first hookup, or;

"It's the only place other than hockey where my mind goes quiet." about their sex life in general.

Entire OpEds are written about Shane's quiet devastation at the end of his Metros run ("They were going to hang my jersey in the rafters. Now they burn it in the streets."). During the Metro's next game, a huge number of fans turn up in his jersey, holding signs that say "We're Sorry." 

A fan account turning his quotes into steamy romance novel covers gets over 1 million likes on the cover they made of Shane's ridiculous cologne ad photo with the words, "I spent years surviving on the minutes we could steal" written over the top.

Ilya can't get enough. He starts calling Shane his poet, his author, his cunning linguist. He buys tank tops of his favorite phrases and wears them all the time. He and Rose even wear matching ones when they're shopping in LA that say Ravenous over the grainy footage that outed them to start with. Ilya frames and hangs the paparazzi photos.  

Eventually time goes on and the internet finds something else to obsess over and Ilya forgets all about it. That is, until Shane shakes him awake at 3am, looking haunted as he says, "Ilya, Ilya I need to tell you something." 

Ilya's brain is still in Russian mode, still in fight or flight when he mumbles, "What is it?"

"The podcast, Ilya, I..." for a second Ilya thinks he's having a massively delayed panic attack about the whole thing, but then Shane says, "I. I hired someone. An author. To write the talking points."

Ilya laughs himself into an asthma attack. 

[mymansmoon]

shane loves how deep ilya can get inside him with his cock. he loves when ilya is fucking him hard and fast but even more so when ilya is cumming because he snaps his hips up against shane's ass and keeps himself buried inside as he unloads into shane, and shane can feel the entire length of his cock occupying the space in his body. in addition to the feeling he loves visualising how deep ilya has gotten. if he could see into his body from the outside maybe ilya's cock would be buried halfway through his torso. spearing him like a thing. a toy. just a perfect glove for ilya's perfect dick.

[knownqueerbaiter]

incomplete list of shane hollander’s most jock-ish sexual fantasies he and ilya have completed (with the help of heavy bribes to arena staff):

•ilya fucking him in the locker room (strictest version of this fantasy is getting passed around the locker room but in reality it’s just them)

•hazing roleplay where ilya shoves shane’s face into his sweaty jockstrap

•blowing ilya in the penalty box

•captain ilya “coaching” rookie shane roleplay

•sitting on ilya’s dick while reviewing game tape and having to give game analysis while ilya toys with him

•cockwarming ilya with his mouth while ilya is playing COD with the boys

•season-long orgasm-per-goal rule (shane-only. he has to earn it)

[hollandar]

hudson admiring connor's physique + wanting to get as big as him

(sources below)

Men's Health

GQ

Shut Up Evan

Vogue

Quinn

GQ

Buzzfeed

Quinn

TSN

Men's Health

The Cut

Vogue

Men's Health

Variety

BONUS:

[hollandar]

HEATED RIVALRY — DAY 1

Recalling the first day of filming, Tierney says that after seeing the pair excel in the emotional wringer, his own “nerves were out the window, I knew I could throw anything at those guys.”

sources:

GMA / TEEN VOGUE / TIMID

[bugslibraryy]

At the cottage- Ilya leaving a massive fucking hickie on the soft skin of the back of Shane’s neck. He doesn’t realise till he pulls back, dizzy and panting and trying to blink his eyes open to check Shane is okay under him, ears still ringing- and sees the purple red welt, angry teeth marks around it and blood blisters patterning the skin.

It’s all shiny from his saliva. He didn’t realise how hard he’d been sucking and biting and mouthing at Shane’s neck as he fucked them through their second orgasms. Ilya is like oh fuck a little worried he bit too hard and he’s leaning down to brush his mouth mover it in tiny little kisses and Shane shivers and tightens around Ilya so hard Ilya gasps, hand gripping Shane’s hip. And Shane is all “don’t I can’t. I need like a few minutes at least” and Ilya is like oh 😚 my perfect pervert.

Shane finally sees it later in the afternoon, after a nap and shower with the help of the bathroom mirror and a phone. His eyes go dark and hes blushing and Ilya is all “you like this?” And Shane is shrugging and nodding and he’s leaning into Ilya again like they have a string tugging between their navels. He blows Ilya there in the bathroom, his knees on the tile, wet and worshiping and pulls Ilya’s hand to the back of his neck. He cums wet and messy against Ilya’s shin when Ilya’s fingers press down hard into the bruise while his cock is in the back of Shane’s throat.

Shane sending Ilya a picture of the bruise faded, but still there dark and the shape of Ilya’s hungry mouth abs to the, pressed into his skin. With the caption “almost gone” the ‘:(‘ is implied. The ache of being apart was enough and now the marks would be gone too. Ilya sucks another hickey, dark and small but there, between Shane’s thighs the next time they see each other, right in the crease between thigh and his ass so Shane doesn’t have to worry about anyone seeing it, but he can have it, the ache of Ilya with him. It helps both of them to know it’s there.

[elwenyere]

Sometime during their 2014-2016 era, Ilya gets blackout drunk and calls Shane from his bathroom to say "you are so beautiful: you are like Kramskoi painting...neizvestnaya' moya" and then to throw up, audibly, inches away from the speaker.

Shane isn't sure he's actually the one Ilya meant to call, but he stays on the line, trying to convince Ilya to drink some water, until he hears someone else come into the room. He hangs up in a panic, forgetting for a moment that the display would only show his feminine pseudonym, so he misses Marleau asking why Ilya is drinking out of a toothbrush holder and Ilya answering that "his beautiful unknown woman asked him to."

[gaygoatshane]

that's my family

[hudkarma]

Canadian Screen Awards - Heated Rivalry

Won: Best Drama Series

Won: Best Direction, Drama Series

Won: Best Writing, Drama Series for the episode “I'll Believe In Anything”

Won: Best Photography, Drama

Won: Best Sound, Fiction for the episode “I'll Believe In Anything”

Won: Best Picture Editing, Drama for the episode “I'll Believe In Anything

Won: Best Production Design or Art Direction, Fiction

Won: Best Costume Design for the episode “I'll Believe In Anything”

Won: Best Visual Effects for the episode “I'll Believe In Anything”

Won: Best Original Music, Drama for the episode, “Rookies”

Won: Best Original Music – Original Song for "It's You" from the episode “Olympians”

Won: Best Lead Performer, Drama Series - Hudson Williams

Nominated: Best Lead Performer, Drama Series - François Arnaud

Nominated: Best Supporting Performer, Drama - Ksenia Daniela Kharlamova

Won: Best Supporting Performer, Drama - Sophie Nélisse

Won: Best Guest Performance, Drama Series - Nadine Bhabha

Won: Best Achievement in Casting, Fiction

Won: Audience Choice Award

[martelldoran]

i do like the contrast between ilya reprimanding sasha for trying it on with him in a less than ideal location and him lunging tongue first at shane on the vegas rooftop.

[ilyarizzanov]

Bro this is Generational Wealth Arranged Marriage Shane x Rose and she knows he’s gay but their high society would shit itself if he left her for a man so he’s just consensually hooking up with blue collar Ilya on the side.

[lavenderprose]

Ilya finds an odd picture of Shane in a photo album at one point. He's maybe three, he's sitting on the massive purple sofa that Ilya has discovered the Hollanders owned when Shane was born. He's frowning, red-cheeked and he's got a strange plastic case on his thumb.

"Yuna," he says, shifting his elbows on the table to point at it. "What is this on his hand? Was broken?"

Shane's head snaps up from across the table, where he's pretending that Photo Album Time is very boring to him and not worth paying attention to. He hasn't scrolled on the article he's pretending to read for over five minutes.

"I never broke a bone as a kid," he says, brows furrowed. "Not until U13, when that fucking kid from Guelph--"

Yuna and Shane both inhale quickly through their noses in what Ilya has learned to recognize as a moderative measure, lest they start yelling about something that everyone else on Earth has forgotten about.

"No," Yuna says, once her face looks a little less intense. "No, it wasn't broken. It was this...contraption that the dentist gave us to correct his thumb-sucking. He was so mad about it, we only put it on him a few times."

"Oh, Jesus," Shane mutters, eyes going back to his phone.

"Aw," Ilya says. "Poor baby Shane." He taps his finger against one little red cheek and laughs. "You really do look so mad, sweetheart. How did you make him stop?"

"Hmm...you know, I don't remember," Yuna sighs, tilting her head. "I guess he just stopped by himself eventually. Do you remember, Shane?"

"No," Shane says, shortly.

"Of course, that didn't get rid of the oral fixation," Yuna sighs, adjusting her reading glasses as she flips the page. "The things you used to chew on, Shane. Pens and straws and--"

"Mom," Shane snaps, while Ilya vibrates beside him. "Can we not?"

"I was afraid to give him popsicles because I thought he would gnaw on the sticks until he got a splinter in his stomach."

"Mom!"

"Well, honey, it's true! And you did outgrow it eventually, so it's not as if you have to be embarrassed."

"Oh, you did?" Ilya says, shoulders shaking. "You outgrew the, uh, oral fixation?"

"Stop," Shane hisses.

"Mm. Excuse me." Ilya stands from the table and sweeps out onto the back porch, though the sliding door does nothing to prevent the sound of his guffaws from floating back into the kitchen.

"You know," Yuna says, "I'm just going to assume that this is some kind of language barrier thing--"

"Please stop."

[smokingrozanov]

retired Ilya with his reading glasses on his head squinting at an AI generated ad for a jacket you can fill with liquid: SHANE could you give me the credit card please

[knownqueerbaiter]

shane gets his concussion in spring 2017 which means not only did ilya see the love of his life get horribly injured in front of him he also probably had to listen to “shape of you” by ed sheeran in his uber to the hospital

[orolin-writes]

[queerturnofphrase]

happy spit in his hand saturday

[mediocre-megs]

baby shane hollander as the autism baby stacking cans.