barely homunculus

garbage connoisseur

[bungerc0re]

oh tdov. happy tdov

[bungerc0re]

if you're not transgender you should try it

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[barely-homunculus]

What does this mean?

[locustsummer-deactivated2026070]

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[wiionme]

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[cursedrunescapewizard]

[miettemilkstain]

@barely-homunculus @bobdylanslesbianlover you look like this to me

[barely-homunculus]

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[miettemilkstain]

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[eebie]

[grrlgrime]

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[bobdylanslesbianlover]

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[barely-homunculus]

:(

[dogpuppy]

[miettemilkstain]

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[sanitymakesposts]

Cook her a meal then fuck her with it

— the sex chef 😈🧑‍🍳

[miettemilkstain]

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[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude your dog just laid an egg in my kitchen

[miettemilkstain]

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[barely-homunculus]

yippee 🐶🐶

[miettemilkstain]

Have you ever been hit by a big bad truck have you ever been given terrible luck have you ever been ill hav you ever been sick have you ever had to give a dog a sniff have you ever been told that your head is square have you ever been called by the city mayor have you ever ran fast like a cheetah cat have you ever had a friend who was very very fat?

[miettemilkstain]

Have you ever been short have you ever been seen have you ever been hit by a magic bean have you ever had fried potato chips have you ever loved a dog that's made you sick?

[miettemilkstain]

My tummy is large my bed is soft your hair is a tricky prickly loft

[miettemilkstain]

Anyone know where to buy cough syrup

[miettemilkstain]

Girlfriends cheating AGAIN #poly

[s-lumberland]

Visit Original Link

[sh5]

occasionally I still see people complaining abt top/bottom discourse in fandom and like. my hot take? they don’t have to have penetrative sex at all 😭

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people will ship two guys who are soldiers in a space war or in a horror movie with a supernatural killer, and you people expect me to think they’re spending the time douching and stretching (esp bc it’s always the bottom’s first time in these dumbass fics) so that they can have missionary anal sex in the cockpit or in the middle of the woods. give me a fucking break. they’re frotting.

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don’t even get me started on how ppl talk about lesbian tops and bottoms……………..

[sh5]

[beemovieerotica]

which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

[destinationtoast]

this website is so damn hard to explain to the outside world

[miettemilkstain]

been watching a lot of miraculous ladybug and arcane lately and it got me thinking

so unfortunately I made miraculous hexbug

which led to this

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ive continued

naturally this had to happen

Time Noir

[miettemilkstain]

okay i made another one

this is so fun for me

Silk moth!

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miraculous simply the best up the the test when times go wrong

hexbug, time noir, we gotta work together to defeat silk moth

[barely-homunculus]

Just a look into my dark and twisted mind

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Watching BBC Sherlock