A Photographer Who Works At A Bookstore

29 | Photographer

[mistercrowbar]

The strength economy is in shambles.

100% Karlach just thinks a deathmatch is a fun friendly time

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[jewishevelinebaker]

[rednines]

[wizardpotions]

[baristalogic]

This explains it all

[jame7t]

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

[cryptotheism]

From what

[jame7t]

nobody would be able to stop me

[littjara-mirrorlake]

cute gender-neutral things to call your partner

[catchymemes]

[hellyesbro]

If someone told me $100,000 a year wasn’t enough to live on I think i’d kill them with a rock right then and there.

[lmaonade]

download estimates be like 18 BILLION DAYS lol just kidding 13 minutes...

[funnytwittertweets]

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

[mobliterated]

[muscle-sorcerer]

Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America

[isuggestarson]

Ive got an idea

[muscle-sorcerer]

Mr Arson bestie, I'm excited to hear it

[oneheadtoanother]

[yo-its-matt]

it sure fucking is buddy

[scarvenartist]

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[thecyndimistuff]

this tweet came right for my throat

[baristalogic]

This feels personal

[happyheidi]

[ichimakesart]

You're conducting a dangerous research

Remember to bring sweets

[ichimakesart]

Thank you for all the kind words you've written under those pages.

Here are some of my favorites.