Stuff and Things of Utmost Importance

It's not really that important...

[mielrosa-deactivated20160819]

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I didn't know Drake was on Sesame Street as a kid...

[asiadeelight]

[whatsliferotfl]

[fat-pussy-crisis-hotline-deacti]

shitty bro dudes getting salty about a girl not “taking care of herself” cause she got some vag stubble when they’re out here with dick and balls smelling like a freshly birthed velociraptor

[love-personal]

[babygoatsandfriends]

[barkbarkbark-blog]

Trying to make it to the end of the semester...

[ikickath]

[yeezusxvi]

[queercheersquad]

[barkbarkbark-blog]

For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), Felix Gonzalez-Torres synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)

[yayol0l0]

Leo won an Oscar. Donald trump is a presidential candidate. Kanye West is bankrupt. Do anything you want in 2016. Anything is possible.

[badgirlsgotocancun]

[rat--baby]

are cookie crumbs compostable

[barkbarkbark-blog]

Why the fuck are there cookie crumbs this is an unacceptable waste of cookie material you need to hoover them off yourself, cat hair and all.

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

[livevinez]

[crocomire-deactivated20151208]

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

[missingdinosaur-deactivated2013]

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

[princekarkat]

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

[sassyhiddles-deactivated2016031]

Omg I can’t

[mr-dilliams]

As a guy I second this.

[microbewrangler]

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

[naamahdarling]

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

[chadjesus]

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

[daftpunk-delorean]

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

0 to 100 real quick

[browsedankmemes]

[go-away-plz-k-thx-deactivated20]

I mean