dogammit

humor/dog/cat blog trash crap run by karla. pls refer to the menu for more info~❃

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

[laaylic]

Mood

[funnyjoke]

[twitterlols]

[richist-deactivated20150511]

Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit

[n5fw]

[gyllenaals]

[tinybed]

compfry

[theflyingfoxy]

me: -puts any sort of blanket on my head-

brain: ah, my liddol russian lady. please get me some beets

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

>acquire land >plant apple and peach trees >get beehive >plant blackberries on back fence >grow veggie garden >make mead and wine ?????? enjoy life

[pharmaserf-deactivated20240917]

Posted from my monastery

[state-of-nature-blog]

me to me: you stress me out

[byjove]

my ex’s 13 year old sister invited me to thanksgiving dinner and y’all better bet I’m going

[byjove]

my dad: there is no way in hell you are going

me: if you think anything you say is going to keep me from my ex’s aunt’s apple pie you are severely mistaken

[byjove]

THE PLOT THICKENS

my ex isn’t even going to be there!!!! deadass they replaced him with me

[lakevida]

1. everything 2. love and slimes

[fortooate]

the answers are backwards but otherwise good post op

[keatonpatti]

EYE OPENING: What each $1 of your income tax money pays for.

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[spite]

i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen