Barney Bushkin

[what-flavor-of-queer]

JJJ is straight but he’s not homophobic, if you came out to him he’d just tell you to get back to work

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

TRUE EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE BEAUTIFUL SUMMER BACK IN ‘79

[barney-bushkin]

Does anyone have information on said summer? I've gotta know what happened.

[dailybugle-intern]

Well… there’s a rumor that Mr Jameson had a thing with you or Mr Robinson,

[barney-bushkin]

I can tell you it's not me, that's for sure. I'm not interested in ladies or fellas. If I was, I certainly wouldn't get with him of all people. Besides, I wouldn't be asking if I was there. Do you mean Robertson? If so, that seems likely.

[what-flavor-of-queer]

JJJ is straight but he’s not homophobic, if you came out to him he’d just tell you to get back to work

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

TRUE EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE BEAUTIFUL SUMMER BACK IN ‘79

[barney-bushkin]

Does anyone have information on said summer? I've gotta know what happened.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

SOMEONE TELL PARKER TO ANSWER HIS TEXT MESSAGES!! I’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH HIM ALL WEEK!

[salix-babylonic9]

Have you pinged him on Discord? Im sure if you do an @everyone in a server he's in, you can reach him pretty quickly.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

…WHAT THE $@%! IS A DISCORD.

[barney-bushkin]

Typical.

[elzore-da-great]

Happy Pride month! Here's some Pride art I made of Jonah and Barney!

[barney-bushkin]

Happy pride month, y'all!

[presidentpoppy]

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility.

This might seem silly but knowing that J. Jonah Jameson is a civil rights activist and thus would be upset with me about rampant transphobia and anti-trans legislature keeps me going. He saw me transition many times and never left.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

I’D SAY THIS SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

[barney-bushkin]

Well, I'll be. You're actually right about something for once.

[barney-bushkin]

Barney is NOT short for Barnacle. Who started that rumor?

[joe-robertson]

I'm not so sure about that.

[barney-bushkin]

SHUT UP! Robbie isn't even your real name!!!

[barney-bushkin]

Barney is NOT short for Barnacle. Who started that rumor?

[barney-bushkin]

J JONAH JAMESON GOT BANNED FROM APPLEBEE'S FOR CRAPPING HIS PANTS!

[the-cockroach]

Erotic roleplay but you're J Jonah Jameson asking me for pics of Spiderman.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN AREN’T THE ONLY THING I WANT ON MY DESK TONIGHT.

[daily-bugle-internships]

Mr. Jameson, I don't think you're allowed to say that, it's bad PR

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

SPIDER-MAN HACKED MY ACCOUT! HE’S TRYING TO HUMILIATE ME!

[barney-bushkin]

Likely story.

[the-cockroach]

Erotic roleplay but you're J Jonah Jameson asking me for pics of Spiderman.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN AREN’T THE ONLY THING I WANT ON MY DESK TONIGHT.

[barney-bushkin]

This is so going in the Globe.

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

Merry Christmas, Mr. Jameson!

CAN’T TALK NOW, I’M BEING HAUNTED BY THREE SPIRITS. MAY BE SPIDERS. CAN’T TELL.

[barney-bushkin]

Serves you right!

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

u r so skrunkly blorbo i am shaking u like in a salad spinner

PARKER!!! DON’T LEAVE ME IN HERE, PARKER!!! PARK-BRBRBBRBRBBRBRBRBBRBRBBRBRBBRBRBBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBBRRB

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

SOME OF MY READERS MAY BE WONDERING WHERE I’VE GONE THESE RECENT WEEKS. HAS MY WELL OF RAZOR-SHARP WIT FINALLY RUN DRY? HAS SPIDER-MAN GAINED THE UPPER-HAND?!

AND TO THAT I SAY….

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEWS LATELY?! I’M BUSY GODDAMN IT!!

[barney-bushkin]

A shame. I was hoping you were gone for good. That being said, stay busy. No one wants to hear from you, loud mouth.

[zaptap]

spider-free? who's gonna eat all those bugs instead jameson? you?

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

I’LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO RID NYC OF THAT LOUSY LUNATIC! IF I HAVE TO EAT EVERY BUG IN NEW YORK!!

[barney-bushkin]

THIS JUST IN J JONAH JAMESON EATS BUGS

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

I'm going to draw u pregnant

HIDING BEHIND ANON, EH?! YOU’RE NO BETTER THAN ANY OF THE COSTUME-WEARING CREEPS IN THIS TOWN! YOU THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SOME MASKED MENACE HAS THREATENED TO DRAW ME PREGNANT?!

WELL, IT IS, BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT!!

[barney-bushkin]

Give us the drawing. We'll print it.

[elzore-da-great]

Hot Barney 🥵

I agree. He is.

[barney-bushkin]

Uhhh...