Beautiful Rat Bastard

Returning Tumblr Veteran (skintercorpse) back because I never learn my lesson.

[baronoftherhine]

I keep abandoning this damned website and it keeps dragging me back in...

[auckie]

[auckie]

[owochimuwu]

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

[vergak]

Once again a man's life is ruined all over a little doo doo

[vexwerewolf]

You're laughing. That man's rumble Kongs are gone and you're laughing.

[oleskyfm]

[rvexillology]

Flag of the Talking Heads (Based on the album Speaking in Tongues)

from /r/vexillology Top comment: Home…..is where I want to be

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[cartooncoyote]

Maybe gamers should stop caring about BOTW (breath of the wild) and should start focusing on BOTW (breast of the women)

[royalrazz37]

[cryptotheism]

Another wizard has been found torn asunder in Elf Pussy Forest

[zalhera]

What was he doing in the Elf Pussy Forest?

[cryptotheism]

Fracking

[foone]

Concept: a woman is holding hands with a robot, and the woman is wearing a shirt that says "I like my women like I like my keyboards" on the front and "mechanical" on the back, over an exploded view of a cherry mx brown keyswitch.

The robot's shirt says "flesh lover" in the old recaptcha distorted text style. The back has "select all the squares with the cutest girl" and a 3x3 montage of photos of the woman currently holding her right hand.

[catgirlforeskin]

obligatory Gee, I sure wish robots were shoving their lesbianism down MY throat!

[courier420]

rippy

[dummy-dot-exe]

[pissbataille]

His geriatric charm and decrepit cunt serve have bewitched me body and soul

[gay-pippin]

[rabbithide]

[neenarchive]

would like to see giancarlo esposito play a character with the same intensity and calculating ruthlessness as when he plays gus fring or moff gideon or stan edgar but instead of being a kingpin or warlord or corrupt ceo or whatever he's just a dad who gets overly competitive about school plays and pta fundraising events

[neenarchive]

(director of the school play voice) i will recast your infant daughter

[howstrangethemusicsoundstome]

It’s true and you should say it.

[manga-and-stuff]

Source: Yotsuba&! | よつばと!

by Kiyohiko Azuma

[demilypyro]

I can have any transition goal I want

[demilypyro]

“her boobs are fake” yeah so what have some respect

[official-kircheis]

isn't she on trial for murder

[demilypyro]

god forbid women do anything