A Monument To All Your Sins

Barra | She/They | 32 | HRT 3/18/26 | Autistic | Voted Most Likely To Have A Cool Rock In Her Pocket At Any Given Moment | #1 Orion Nebula Fan

[ivy-michaels]

manipulate your genitals

[hemipenal-system]

[darkerthandarknesstyle93]

my light yagami quotebot on twitter very conveniently posted this a couple of hours after charlie kirk got domed and i havent stopped laughing since

[dasloddl]

ID in alt

[dogpuppy]

[guerrillatech]

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[headspace-hotel]

[pinnipetal]

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

[devilishdescent]

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

[vexx-the-egg]

[littlebirdofprey]

I think Leela from Futurama should have broad shoulders and big biceps and a gut and thighs that could crack a skull like a watermelon. you agree. reblog.

[kosmogrl]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[not-even-healthy-deactivated202]

imagine hating on me and im just in my room jiggling my thigh fat and eating sweets

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[shutupmerlin]

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

[souplover13]

image: text messages. “Going to sign your fucking leave form in crayon”. and “Where are my children”. end ID.

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[pangur-and-grim]

Grim is such a grumpy grandma. she growls in between each lick

[pangur-and-grim]