Anatomy is fake

(they/them) A vaguely well defined jawline.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

seems like my dedication to my isolation isn’t going to save me. that’s crazyyyyy

[firstfullmoon]

love is real. it’ll never happen to me. whatever

[little-smartass]

if we’ve ever created an AU together I want you to know that I still love it and I still love you

[captaintiny]

working up the courage to message an old friend you've fallen out of contact with is weird, especially if you were really close. like hi i think about you almost every day and sometimes i dream about you and your name is etched on my soul. we haven't spoken in five years. how are you?

[charl0ttan]

the constant call of the void to say some stupid shit that wont land in the work group chat. however we will not give in. my bits are far too strong for you, coworker. you couldnt handle my funniest bits

[the2headedcalf-movedagain]

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

[werewolf-transgenderism]

do you ever think about how a series of tiny choices like "I guess I'll watch that show" can like totally and entirely change huge aspects of your life

[girlnextvore]

Im rooting for all knights/bodyguards who are in love with their charge/the one they are sworn to protect

[thealogie]

I am genuinely not advocating for a return to queerbait tv, I was vocally against it the whole time it was happening that was like my whole shtick for a while but it is kind of wild that when gay people weren’t allowed on tv, gay characters (who weren’t allowed to be gay) would be drinking poison for each other and killing bad guys for each other romantically and offering to go to prison in each other’s place and now that we are allowed to have gay people on tv…gay people will just be having a healthy conversation and going going on a date like normal people. Get OUT of my face with that

[bish-0-p]

"i miss when the dragon age companions were mean" y'all can't even handle vivienne

[obsolescencia]

[greelin]

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

[fairycosmos]

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

[femalepope]

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

[caracalliope]

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

[naariel]

I painted over my Halsin portrait with his hair down for science and

oh my fucking god

somebody call me an ambulance

[mcsiggy]

Friend made a joke that needed to be drawn out.

[garnetdawn]

The thirst trap the people truly want