BarthPosting

The one I use like a normal Tumbler blog. See @bvader95 for stuff I commissioned or wrote for.

[charlesoberonn]

Aperture Science Announcement Voice: “Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.”

“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”

“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”

[charlesoberonn]

[barthposting]

Words of wisdom from Rin Penrose 3D.

[damnhotpocket]

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

[leroleroart]

Depression comic

[barthposting]

The unbearable frustration of having watched Peak and not being able to share it with your internet friends because it's a fucking 80s movie shot in your native tongue.

This is about Vabank and Vabank II, for the record.

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[barthposting]

Shout-out to Tumblr for falling for one of the classic translation blunders of "oops, wrong homonym". What was meant to read "hi[gh score]" reads "hello".

[barthposting]

[carnival-phantasm]

[shencomix]

Actual account of a recent chess match of mine.

[northirish]

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

[pride-knightess]

As the creator of a large mod with users in the hundreds of thousands, this physically pains me.

Please tell me the lion does not submit a fucking bug report after doing this.

Please, the lion. Please.

[bofferpaladin-deactivated202603]

The lion is commenting on your nexus mod about how buggy it is in conjunctions with 130 others mods including mods your mod is explicitly incompatible with

[pride-knightess]

Have mercy on me, the lion. Please.

[barthposting]

With Nintendo gearing up to start localizing their titles into Polish, there is now some middle manager wondering what to do with the fact that the name for the Mario turtle enemies is a homophone for the Polish word for poop.

[barthposting]

I like it, actually. A portmanteu of the Polish words for "turtle" and "trooper". A bit of a tongue twister but I appreciate the creativity; I prefer not-quite-accurate-but-nicer-sounding translations over the literal ones that are faithful but sound eh.

Case in point.

[svartibaldur]

[fallout-lou-begas]

should I be watching fallout

it's fine. i really like Maximus and the Brotherhood of Steel subplots a lot. Lucy's fun, good comic relief, and very cute. Her brother Norm basically spends the whole show in his own torment nexus subplot. I think what I like most about these three characters is that you can really tell their "builds" from how they act, and can practically see them pass or fail those skill checks in real time. It's not just that all three of them have flaws, it's that they're all fallible in very interesting ways with interesting consequences.

I don't like the Ghoul that much and I don't like how much real estate he takes up in the show. Walton Goggins is great, but the writing of his character, I just don't care, man. They're trying to do a "seemingly selfish and mean bastard actually totally might have a soft side" thing and I donnNNN'T CAAAAARE. His pre-war flashbacks are a lot more intriguing, but as the ghoul, he's just way too awesome (derogatory) for my tastes, and it tends to feel contrived. Season 2 has put kept he and Lucy travelling together and their dynamic has a lot of potential to be interesting (together, they're a dad looking for his daughter and a daughter looking for her dad) but it's simultaneously too heavy-handed -- she's becoming just like him, ooooh, jackoff motion -- and not nearly deep enough. Especially so far in Season 2, which aside from a few moments has just been them putzing around. Norm and especially Maximus's subplots are hard carrying. Like fuck dude I cannot stress enough how good of a character Maximus is. He's been very siloed in Season 2 so far but it looks like shit's finally popped off for him big time by S2E04.

[fallout-lou-begas]

Fun fact, your blog's background is for some reason blocked in England and instead of it I'm getting a zoomed in pixelated "Content not available in your region".

the european mind can't comprehend this

[fallout-lou-begas]

It's genuinely kind of insane how heavy the New Vegas Modathon has been swinging this year. In the past month alone, the following mods have all released, and these are just the standouts:

Agua Fria (which just might be the best and last JSawyer derivative you'll ever need)

Lip Motion Fix for a 17-year old bug, and Lip Motion Singing

Vanilla+ Ambient Occlusion

The Long 15 (New Worldspace with 30+ Quests, Fully Voiced)

Real-Time Menus and Real-Time Pip-Boy Map (what the fuck!)

Environmental Object Destruction

Playable Video Poker in the Casinos

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.-inspired Dead Man's Stash system

Explosives Overhaul (really fun)

Better Factories and Novac Motel Overhaul

And, of course, Wojaks of the New West

[barthposting]

Welp, time to rebuild my modlist and replay FNV again.

[shencomix]

I went into the barbershop and said "give me a buzz cut".....

Only too late did I notice the sign that said "The Barbershop Where It Hurts When You Cut Your Hair At"

[bornt-urnge]

[shencomix]