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Because some days you want a small private gathering…and some days Arthur and his Knights drop by.
That last comment
imagine getting mad during a heated game of monopoly, spinning the table out of anger, and sending ol’ Susan into next Tuesday
ok i have to share this one if nothing else
why is this so fucking funny
Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time
Well ok have y’all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite?
So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it’s important to the story
so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn’t want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died.
and here’s where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting.
tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they’re dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover
Here, have this bouquet of “Zeus Is a Dick” flowers.
I’m deathly allergic to roses. now I have the excuse to say I am poisoned by a Goddess’ sadness.
the kid has a wrist brace on so I am guessing he can’t throw actual bowling balls. If anything it looks like his family was trying to be inclusive
hatsune miku executing the noid at point blank range hope you enjoy
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Hypothesis: Everything can be linked to Metal Gear through three associations or less.
Oh yeah?! Test this!- Vladimir Putin.
Vladimir Putin is Russian.
Revolver Ocelot is Russian. Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in Russia.
You can do better.
You’re right, that was weak- Assassin’s Creed.
Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood had a Raiden skin.
Well fuck- Legend of Zelda.
This one feels self-explanatory.
Donald trump
drunk and feeling it. how is everyoneZ?
the best part of realizing ur gay is u get to ring of keys ur past self
tht disney princess u were super into ? u were gay. all those girls u had “squishes” on ?? gay . obsessed w/ gay ppl 4 no reason ?? gay. got super excited when that character turned out to be gay? cuz UR GAY . u been gay this whole time for ur whole life n figuring it out is kind of exquisite
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Persona 5
I finally beat Persona 5. What a fucking good game
having a 3yo brother means i get exposed to kids’ shows way more often than i thought i would at this point in my life, but man, binge watching thomas the tank engine as an adult is a wild fucking experience
all these trains (and there’s like 20 counting locomotives alone, don’t even get me started on the anthropomorphic train cabins) are MAD competitive the whole time and will constantly fuck up their own whole day by tring to prove they’re the biggest baddest train. and like, i understand that you gotta get you plot from somewhere and i imagine plotlines like this happen in cars etc. as well, but the other day i was watching and i noticed that all these goddamn locomotives have DRIVERS in them. that apparently have no control over their train’s actions at all whatsoever. so these trains wake up, pick up their drivers, go to work, get taunted by another train who’s like “ha ha i see u there with your 4 cabins but did you know i can pull SIX cabins and still fucking book it at 80mph” and the 4 cabin train will be like “fuck it i gotta prove myself now, hook me up with 4 more cabins” and will inevitably derail themselves or some shit while the engine driver just shuts up and kicks back the whole time
i explained this to my brother and was like, is that fucked up or what, but he just pointed at the green train and went “that’s percy” so i guess that’s his take on the situation
I love this