ATTENTION, LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND OTHER ESTEEMED READERS OF MY NONSENSE!I would like to make the following PSA:If you feel that your less than desirable breath is getting trapped in your mask, I suggest putting a single Altoid in your mouth, and letting it gently melt away over the appropriate amount of time.Do not, DO NOT!!!! throw three or more in your mouth, re-mask, then start chomping on them like you have some sort of strange chewing disability. The fumes(!) from the mints will come out of your mask, gather, then redirect up, around your nose, and then shoot out of little gaps in the space where nose meets cheek meets mask. It will then continue up the path and directly into your eyeballs. There it will cause excruciating minty pain in your eyes. (How do you feel mint in your eyes...? you just do....)This MAY cause you to drop to the floor ripping off glasses (which keep the fumes near your eyeballs) and mask in a futile attempt to have air freely circulate around your eyes again, and lesson the pain.It will not work. you are just fubar'd for the next 3-8 min. (Your mileage may vary)I know this because.... ummmm.... I heard a story about it, once. Years ago. from this one person. You wouldn't know them, they moved away shortly after.
