I worship the trees

And the trees say fuck you (she/her/they/it, also gay)

[basementdwellingwitch]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

My wife has just referred to Skyrim as "The Sims but for boys"

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[basementdwellingwitch]

That sounds like a very normal thing to happen at a Wendy's

[tall]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

[basementdwellingwitch]

Sometimes the catharsis of vengeance is the best feeling.

Sometime a shower + clean pjs + clean sheets is the best feeling.

You don't have to conquer the world every day, maybe just conquer some chores today as a treat.

The vengeance will still be there tomorrow.

[endeavorance]

Me: “Hm, I feel like I could benefit from buying Tech Device XYZ. Maybe I’ll look up reviews on YouTube to see more info”

Every review title: “I was DISAPPOINTED by Tech Device XYZ… Or Was I??”

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[memewhore]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

bud this isn't from 10 years ago this is from almost 20 years ago

[gluecookie]

happy 19th anniversary to freecupholder.exe

[resplendentri]

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO FREECUPHOLDER.EXE

[niceferatu]

posted Apr 28, 2006

happy true 20th anniversary to freecupholder.exe!!!

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[wizardpostsdotorg]

hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[basementdwellingwitch]

💖 Cute manifestation tip 💖

Breathe and imagine what it is you want in life.

Mix Monster with pre workout and grab that shit by the balls if you have to. This is your goddamn life and no goddamn idiot with self-proclaimed authority gets a goddamn say in what you do or how

FIGHT THEM

[basementdwellingwitch]

Cute spell idea to boost your mood 💖:

1. Find a cool rock

2. Find a fascist

3. Make those 2 things meet as fast as possible.

Enjoy your day!

[basementdwellingwitch]

Today's astrological prediction:

The planets and stars appear to be moving, thus we are all still alive. That will be a bitch in the coming days.