What A Crazy Life

4th year drama student. I'm really only on here because this is the one thing keeping me from a Britney 2007 or Lindsay Lohan meltdown

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Life of a Customer Service Rep.

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Lmfao the pause

[hunchoeatsfirst]

where’s the lie

[samthe-onion-nigga]

THEY CAME THAT WAY!!

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I’m stupid dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[thatsthat24]

Each Generation Knows More 💻

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[excima]

Oh my fucking god

[puthy]

ME

[surprisebitch]

i wasnt ready for the end of this one omfg

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i’m late but i had 2 make my own

[taylorhecate]

THE DOG AGAINST THE WALL IM SCREAMING

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a little something something to brighten everyone’s day

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Quality post

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Solidarity 😌

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Bamboozled. (via Kennnaughty)

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we need to talk about that house loan

[beckyhop]

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

[mattydontstart]

It’s important to me.

[micdotcom]

Deaf singer Mandy Harvey performs stunning original song on ‘America’s Got Talent,’ earns the golden buzzer

[leosbones]

and i’m crying

[kybarsfang]

People who can overcome their disabilities to follow their dreams are such an inspiration.

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If you haven’t listened to her yet, do so. Her voice is really amazing!

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im so glad i didnt die before i saw this

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A Mom Got Sick Of Seeing Short-Shorts For Girls, So She Started Her Own Line

Because not all girls love sparkles and short-shorts.

“ Sharon Choksi, founder Girls Will Be, decided to do something about the lack of options for girls. She said the inspiration for her new line of clothing, came from her daughter and niece, Maya and Grace, who wanted to wear clothing that wasn’t frilly, “nothing with bows” and absolutely “NO sparkles.” They were interested in “climbing trees, building LEGO creations, and playing with cars and trucks,” Choksi said. “

[rubyvroom]

from the above article:

She collected boys and girls clothes from 10 of the biggest retailers that were all meant for kids of around the same size and age and measured them. What she found was that the girls’ shirts were one to three inches thinner. The sleeves were shorter. And the girls’ shorts were barely a third of the length.

I know this was true when I was a kid, but it’s gotten a lot worse since then.

Looks like the girls shorts are completely sold out right now, but let’s hope this is a trend

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This is me dissociating 😂

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I was fine but then this video haunted me through all my classes so I’ll reblog

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😊

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good…..bye…..

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😂Wtf

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I HOLLERED AT THIS

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I ded

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

[imdurtydanbitch]

FUCKING DED 😂😂

[mariahwest20]

Omg 😭😭😭😭

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[hermionegranger]

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

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One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

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One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

[mirab3lle]

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

[icouldwritebooks]

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

[crimeronan]

i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

[agrestenoir]

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”