Disma Blog

[airsignz]

she said 😟

[shameshack]

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Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.

[mynameismeowmeow]

We memorize vines, the office, and John mulaney segments instead, war has changes but humanity has not

[felineillusion]

1961, Hollywood, California. Following a newspaper casting call, black cats are auditioning for the feline role in Roger Corman’s Tales of Terror (1962). Photos taken by Ralph Crane for Time magazine.

[ohmyvengers]

Local witches take their familiars for a walk

[babyanimalgifs]

[impaled]

[sorry]

accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago

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[wadey-wilson]

no gif will do this justice

[animatedmovie-deactivated201709]

kill me….

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

me: “ugh having to put my credit card information in each time is so annoying. the website should’ve just saved it the first time”

website: “would you like to save ur credit card information?”

me:

[tenderstems]

scream she might be wise beyond her years

[pissvortex]

why the fuck does texas roadhouse encourage its customers to throw peanut shells on the floor. absolutely hellish restaurant

[pissvortex]

yeah awesome dude this really gives your eating establishment a good old boys country atmosphere. just serve me slop through a trough while you’re at it. fuck you

[pissvortex]

these are the employee shirts. everything about this place is maddening

[biteythevillain]

hey so my baby sister works there. have u seen them do the square dancing thing yet? when they play black betty everyone has to come out and start dancing. 

[pissvortex]

They do what

[kcjenkinsoffical-deactivated202]

i live a mile away from one and it’s literally hell on earth there. the bread is good but that’s it. if it’s your birthday they cart you around on the birthday saddle

[villafordefeatedvillains]

the what saddle

[kcjenkinsoffical-deactivated202]

the birthday saddle

[boardercityblues-deactivated202]

Yeehaw

[derryintheupsidedown]

Sophie Turner talking about adult people waiting for the cast of Stranger Things in order to take their photos to then abuse them when they refuse.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Adults are all for ‘Stranger Danger’ awareness, until it’s a child celebrity they want to talk to…

[henryscavills]

Not Another Teen Movie (2001) dir. Joel Gallen

[food-2-the-network]

[sunfortune]

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[jesuiseul-deactivated20210308]

When you shoot a few movies with Gwyneth Paltrow

[astronomyparkers]

zendaya said fuck racist lives

[everythingfox]

“This little baby deer got so scared crossing the road from seeing the car approaching, it dropped down in the middle of the road and wouldn’t move. After stopping and turning the car off to help them calm down, the mama deer cautiously came to the rescue.“

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