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kinnporsche: [redacted] dimension 20/naddpod/NRB: @torsewell

everyone says they like mean lesbians until the lesbian gets mean.

#They mean they want us lovingly rolling our eyes as we continue to nannymommy chaste style #God forbid we don’t self degrade and flagellate for the high crime of not being sexually available to men (via @susandsnell)

casscainmainly

From now on all characters are only allowed to have brown eyes. No blue or green eyes allowed just beautiful brown eyes for everyone forever

#okay! yay!

ijustpeedalittlebit

*quietly whoops like a bird*

blizz4rd1203

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

discofisting

thediscossessed

Never kill yourself. Something very lesbian might happen to you

#getting lesbian married NEXT MONTH

susandsnell

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

susandsnell

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

susandsnell

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

pmamtraveller

"Break Free," created by artist Disha Dua.

#art

katebeckets

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

katebeckets

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL

themoonandmyman

hello I am at my wits end and I need to know something. Do you talk to your mother every day?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

No nuance. If you don’t have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.

You can elaborate as to how often you feel is a regular amount of communication between an adult child and their mother.

#no #i text with her a couple of times a week usually #and we video call probably about once a fortnight but not on a schedule or anything #but also my sister facetimes me much more frequently than that and she lives at home #so i also often see my parents in the background of those calls and say hi and stuff #but even counting that it’s still definitely not every day!!#i think this is a normal and healthy amount to talk to my mum as an adult #but i also think it’s normal and healthy and sweet to talk to your mum every day like i don’t think that’s weird at all

ceruleanheaven

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

ceruleanheaven

"when you say Religion That Oppresses Women you better not mean My Religion That Oppresses Women"

robinbanksss

I thought Tumblr would like to know who the cafe I just went to dubbed as 'icon of the month'

It was in Bristol and their cinnamon rolls were the best fucking cinnamon rolls I've ever eaten.

#djdjsjsjs wait i know this cafe

ntrider

I love saying "cute..." about stuff. because a lot of stuff is cute...

foreversfangirl

What do you fall asleep to?

Silence

White noise

Nature sounds

Music

Podcasts/audiobooks/talking

ASMR

TV

Other

Voting ended onAug 10

#silence babyyyy #i cannot fall asleep if there is music playing my brain will simply not do that #im really good at falling asleep super quickly as long as it is quiet (white noise like the fan in summer is fine too)#so i can tell myself stories or make lists in my head until i fall asleep

hutsonwoolyums

Can I say something

hutsonwoolyums

The word Ottawa looks like a caterpillar

notedchampagne

every book marketed as 'adult sapphic romance' has a synopsis that goes like Auber Crombie is a 27 year old divorcee, free of her comphet marriage and ready to start a new life in the big city... until her car breaks down in the middle of a small town and shes forced to stay with an old fling-turned flame until the snowstorm stops blocking her from her dreams. And Delilah Hay had recently proclaimed herself date-free and living the single life, happy with her small-town mechanic job and working on her part-time queer romance novel - that will be finished once she gets over her years-long writer's block.

When the two of them talk dreams versus fiction over some warm campfire soup...sparks fly, and suddenly Auber doesn't know if she has it all figured out. Delilah is stubborn, but nothing in her life ever goes to plan. Could they get their heads out of their asses? Can they generational trauma found family ren faire plan their way out of love, or are they on a highway to heartbreak hell? Find out in this hilarious enemies to lovers hallmark spicy slowburn sapphic romantasy with Whipped cream, Whiskey, and Whites.

and the title is something like Kobolds Koffee and Kegels

#dhcjfksksks #discovering i just don’t enjoy romance as a genre was game changing for me #for a long ass time i really thought that if i wanted to read lesbian fiction it had to be shit like this #but i always found it so BORING it just never ever hit #but i kept trying because i thought it was all there was #anyway now i’m getting really into lesbian fantasy and sci fi and lit fic and and and #anything that is not genre romance!!!#yippee!!

fleursincarnation

if you could somehow procure a list of every person in the world who's ever had a crush on you would you do it

yes

no

Voting ended onAug 9

#i mean yeah. obviously.#i’m pretty good at knowing when i’m being actually flirted with #but i knoooowww there’d be some wild cards.#also i’m nosy as fuck.

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