fuck dude it sure does

why the hell not ☀️✨. (They/them)

[tortol]

parasitism

poem by @growrotten

[elliewhilliamsmustdie]

pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for spirk fanfiction

[supercoolclouds]

[freegameplanet]

Blind Fish is a eerie atmosphere pixel art adventure where you follow the sounds of the obelisks to escape a wretched island!

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Windows)

[basiliskdragon]

i’m looking to do the kanto trade evos for my pokedex! i have the second stages for machoke/kadabra/graveler/haunter, so i’m just hoping to find someone willing to trade them back to me

[basiliskdragon]

forgot to check pokego, so now i only need to trade my machoke

[basiliskdragon]

i’m looking to do the kanto trade evos for my pokedex! i have the second stages for machoke/kadabra/graveler/haunter, so i’m just hoping to find someone willing to trade them back to me

[basiliskdragon]

episode 2

[basiliskdragon]

episode 1 - dic

[basiliskdragon]

my dumb fucking dog, light of my life and my only daughter, chased a skunk and got sprayed for her initiative

my world is the stench of burned rubber and also the dregs of the panic i felt when i thought shed eaten something acrid and poisonous and called the nearby vet hospital

i am so fucking tired. everything smells like ass

[basiliskdragon]

thanks for comin to my ted talk

[basiliskdragon]

porn bots who follow me because they think my blog is dead and they wont be immediately blocked and reported have another thing coming

i keep meaning to restock the q but i am easily distracted by mmos

[rotblut]

I will worship you day and night. The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) dir. Isao Takahata

[anthropophagiie]

[mizoguchi]

Anthony interviewed Calypso Rose who is a pioneering woman in calypso music and Caribbean music in general. I saw this documentary on her that is well worth checking out and shows what a phenomenal woman she is. I am so glad Anthony had her on the show.

[ironpour]

[spookyfbi]

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

[maeofthedead]

Same energy 

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

nominee for best tiktok of 2020 holy shit i got chills

[chintakaya-deactivated20190713]

[chintakaya-deactivated20190713]

At Mount fuji

[isay]

Forget the rest of the fireworks around the world, these are the best. HNY.

[valeria2067]

The finale HOLY SHIT!!!

[thildasbeinhaus-deactivated2020]

This is actually the first time I was impressed by a firework

[watchlightfiend]

For anyone interested, the music is by a composer named Thomas Bergersen, and the piece playing is called Homecoming from his Illusions album.  I listen to his music whenever I need to be inspired to write.

[blackwoolncrown]

The uninhibited dopamine of it all

[somardani]

Artist: oejerum

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[byjove]

We did it Tommy!

[continuants]

Tommy!!!!! Tommy is the VIP!!!!!!