From The River To The Sea

Hello! I’m Elise! Just fuckin around a bit :3 Pronouns are she/they/shey and the pride flag is for girlflux 21+ Formerly aggressive-snapping ao3 is agressivesnapping

[puppygirllaika]

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

[puppygirllaika]

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

[puppygirllaika]

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

[octaviaabadassblakee]

I need fat female characters in tv whose weight is inconsequential. It means nothing to the story.

She's fat and gets the guy and no one bats an eye.

She's fat and the hottest chick in the sorority and that's normal.

She's fat and an actress and she gets good roles.

She's fat and she's funny and she has character depth and growth.

She's fat and the main character and no one mentions her weight once.

I'm fat and my weight doesn't play a part in my day to day conversations, or plans, or friendships. Why can't I have that on tv?

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[parkchanwoohoo]

Woman in front of me just withdrew 3.5k from her savings (LISTEN HER PHONE SCREEN'S BIG AS SHIT) and put it on something that looked like Kalshi after consulting ChatGPT which sounds like a caricature of a person but I swear to you it's true, my bigger question is why she is taking the bus when she has Uber Black money

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i had a dream that i had to save a kid from something called a 'quintuple bulldog' which was a bulldog that had been bred over 5 generations to be as wide as possible. just thought younshould know

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[innerchildabortionclinic]

just once I want one of those street interview manosphere guys to approach me so I can give an insane response, go viral, start selling merch, start a crypto rugpull,

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the lack of ethnics cancel out like PEMDAS and it's a valid career path

[houndmother]

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

[ravioliet]

similarly to how you should never trust gamers with a nonbinary character i feel like you can also never trust a fandom with an aroace character. whether it's explicitly canon or implied it just ends up the same

[ravioliet]

every time an allo person wants to ship an aroace spec coded character they should write an essay with MLA format citations on how this serves the themes of the story and is necessary for the character and how their ship is any different than the relationships said character already has and they should also send $500 dollars minimum to at least one aroace person in their fandom

[ravioliet]

"but people can do whatever they want!!!" i don't caaaaaare go examine your biases and cry about it or i'm blowing both of us up

[covid-69]

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

[yiddishfisting]

howling

[kushblazer666]

[prudencepaccard]

we unironically need more of this though

[disgustinggf]

[ace-trainer-alice]

The princess I kidnapped and keep locked in my tower recently got on tumblr and has since been complaining that I don't respect her 'hmphs' enough. I'm not sure she understands our relationship.

[thedeliaishere]

The new maid who took me to this nice summer home doesn't seem to be listening to me? Even though I'm literally going "hmph!"

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[pitbolshevik]

i just kinda feel like some of yall (including other trans people) see "trans men are men" and "trans women are women" as feelgood statements that we just say to be niceys and not like facts lol

[glorioustragedykid]

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?