"who am i to tell me who i am?"

original aesthetic photography account: @if-time-is-not-enough

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[meangirlnurse]

i can’t stop laughing at this

[agni-bi]

I know this is a joke but you can counteract over salting by adding acid, like lemon juice or a splash of vinegar

[meangirlnurse]

we were baking brownies and added ¼ cup of salt instead of a ¼ teaspoon. eagerly awaiting your updated advice

[ftmjerryseinfeld]

you doubled the salt by 48. you can do that to the rest of your ingredients (like if you had a cup of sugar add 47 more cups). it’ll all balance out!

[meangirlnurse]

ok i do realize this but i also don’t actually have, like, 144 cups of flour lying around my apartment. and i cannot stress this enough: absolutely no one involved in this story was sober enough to drive anywhere for anything

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

[tastefullyoffensive]

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Fun fact: Dolly Parton is not blonde. All her blonde dos are wigs. When she goes out with her husband, because he doesn’t want to be in the public eye, she has her real hair and wears more typical middle aged southern lady outfits and people just…. Don’t recognise her. She just Clark Kents her way into maintaining a private life.

[spinja]

She’s the real life Hannah Montana

[miss-jayjayy]

Wasn’t she Hannah Montana’s aunt 😭?

[aphony-cree]

I have to add some details because their story is pretty cute

At 18 Dolly moved to Nashville. The very first day she was there she met a guy outside the Wishy Washy Laundromat. Her husband, Carl Dean, has said “My first thought was I’m gonna marry that girl. My second thought was, ‘Lord she’s good lookin.’" 

After 2 years of dating they wanted to get married but her record label said no because women are more profitable if they’re single. They eloped at a little church before the label could stop them and put off their honeymoon so Dolly could focus on work

In 1966 Carl accompanied her to a dinner/awards ceremony, it was his first time going to an industry event. After the dinner he said to his wife “Dolly, I want you to have everything you want, and I’m happy for you, but don’t you ever ask me to go to another one of them dang things again!’” And she never did

He lives a quiet life in Nashville and runs an asphalt business

For their 50th anniversary they renewed their vows at their home in front of family and friends, it was the wedding they’d wanted but couldn’t have when they first got married

[official-mugi]

I know the tweet is supposed to be some kind of “haha men bad” but honestly he’s the goals there. You have a great and super rich wife and no one ever bothers you

[dicksmasher]

just watched one of the funniest fucking videos in existence

[dicksmasher]

[dicksmasher]

the comments are even better than the video tbh

[dicksmasher]

[zackisontumblr]

!!!!

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

btw if i see trump becoming president bc some of u went “but biden is also bad and i dont want him so i dont vote uwu” i hope yall get cold soup for the next four years

[aspidovaa]

𝑉𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒

[jvlianbashir]

what is it about the subtle fuzziness and color/light distortion of old photographs that perfectly invokes the indistinct, dream-like quality of memory

[jvlianbashir]

the clarity of post-2000s photos makes me feel like i'm looking at an accurate depiction of a past event, but older photographs make me feel like i'm looking at a time as someone remembers it.

[chris-evans]

Please remember to VOTE tomorrow! 

You can register to vote on Election Day in the following states:

Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Hawaii, Indiana, Illinois, Idaho, Maryland, Maine, Michigan, Montana, Minnesota, Nevada, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, Washington, Wisconsin, Wyoming, and Washington, D.C.!

Vote like this country depends on it, because it does!

source: @votesaveamerica

[stability]

[politijohn]

[godeats-deactivated20201215]

explorers

[howieduet]

Feel like the tags on the original are important

[vnillandcigrtts]

people who willingly use semicolons are so sexy

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

I read this post; It is the first I have experienced joy in three months

[whosafraidofvirginiawoolf]

mary shelley: pours her heart and soul into the creature's ability to eloquently express his deepest and most painful feelings to frankenstein through literal pages and pages of speech

modern media: makes the creature unable to utter anything but grunts and scary sounds

[evilscientist3]

Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

r.. reverse medusa…

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

[simply-brandon]

Turns stones into humans

[yesterdaysprint]

Spokane Chronicle, Washington, October 31, 1918