Ah fuck, it's the cops
Away he goes, nobody may know of his crimes.
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Ah fuck, it's the cops
Away he goes, nobody may know of his crimes.
"As fun as it is to hijack billboards, you don't just fucking hijack someone's body. that's fucked up. Don't even think about it."
“But can they defend themselves from my love and affection? Huh, captain?”
They can. She will respect their boundaries.
“Ah, you see young madame, they do not want to defend themselves from your love, affection and adoration… Though I suppose they could if they so wished… Though I highly doubt that would happen unless you become one of those obsessive creepy stalker fans.. but you seem like a good girl. I know you wont.”
“Ohooo...”
“Is that soooo??”
“What about you, captaaaaiiin?”
“Huh?? Do yooou?”
“But can they defend themselves from my love and affection? Huh, captain?”
They can. She will respect their boundaries.
Vinyl City Police, at your service!
Indie NSR OCs created and written by Lecter.
Rules About
"That poor man deserved fresher pussy than that crusty, cobwebbed bat cave from the 1700s."
"Moms all agree: You're wack and stuck in the fifties."
Tell me your type. (for Valoren)
"Men."
He pauses, then laughs.
"Sometimes women. Or neither one- I suppose I'm not picky. Tall, preferably, but I don't mind them short. Good sense of humor, nice smile. Maybe a bit older? Eheh.." Hum..
"Smile is optional, some of these lookers don't have much in the face department. Let me restart here-"
"They have to be able to make me laugh, good with their hands, overwhelmingly patient, able to be very cool with a few things in a short span of time, and maybe... Maybe they're older than me, taller, and easy to fluster. Maybe. Oh- Willing to sleep in and cuddle, too. Face and gender optional."
"... Shirts are also optional."
"Romance, you say?~"
Send “Tell me” along with whatever you or your muse wants to know regarding my muse and they have to answer truthfully.
It can be something from their past, their dreams, what they want, etc…
@/sexysortie - Rin for Emma, in response to the rumor!:
"Hm? Did someone say my name? Oh!"
He smiles at the seemingly new person, although...
"...Have we met before?" Rin's squinting...
@sexysortie's Rin--
Ah. The all too familiar pang of unpleasant feelings in her chest... He didn't recognize her-- Well. DUH. Ugh, oF COURSE he didn't recognize her--
"Once or twice..!" Best not blow it too hard. It's fine if he doesn't recognize her like this...!!! Totally fine- Everything's good.
“You guys are LITERALLY the worst. Look, I get it- He’s handsome. I have eyes just like everyone else, but c’mon ! That doesn’t mean you can harass him!”
“M... Meatless.... M - mo -- Monday--?!” Wheeze.
Oh he’s going to die. He is struggling to breathe.
Aaaand delivered. Not the ... BEST of the best as far as artwork might go, but she did her best and put a lot of love into it SOOOOooooo
It was something !! Now to return home and lie awake, full of anxiety, for the remainder of the night.
“A birthday....”
Not to mention:
Her FAVORITE ARTIST’S birthday....
She’s already scrambling for the good paints and a nice canvas she’s got somewhere deep in the closet.
// too lazy to make a proper promo but could you give this a REBLOG if you’re down to write with a certain artsy college student with too much caffeine in her system ?
thank you !!
Positivity Meme!
Revived meme: originally from yeetrpmemes (deactivated).
Send in a symbol to let the mun know how you feel about them!
😊 - It makes me happy to see you on my dashboard!
😍 - I love your writing style!
🤩 - You’re one of the blogs I admire the most!
😁 - Our interactions bring me joy!
😆 - You always make me laugh!
❤️ - You’re my favourite blog!
🧡 - I stalk you from afar because I love your writing!
💛 - We don’t interact, but I’m trying to figure out a way for our muses to meet!
💚 - You inspire me!
💙 - I love your muses!
💜 - I love you, the mun!
🤎 - Your characters are well developed and deserve more love!
🖤 - Your OCs are valid and important!
🤍 - Your headcanons give me life!
💖 - You write your canon character(s) very accurately!
💗 - Your blog aesthetic is top notch!
💞 - I’m glad we are friends!