I would dropkick apollo

[pukicho]

In a fight against anyone, I win

[basterd27]

I don't know who this "anyone" person is ,but sounds like they're gonna get decked

[basterd27]

If you want to waist half an hour while laughing your ass of or being distributed read the many,many crimes of mort the lemur https://lemurandbushbaby.fandom.com/wiki/Mort

Found this gem while playing video games at 2 am

[schulzian-deactivated20211126]

We should all get our urls on our license plates

[basterd27]

If I do that I'm gonna be on a nickname bases with the whole police force

[pukicho]

Okay I have to admit, when you are being like a serious person, talking about serious things, you are actually quite wholesome.

Almost wholesome enough to bring tears to my dry-ass eyes

I will spit in your eyes

[agender-azul]

It is amazing how much you turn on a dime

[pukicho]

I love you

[master-chiefs-right-hand]

Ah, good ol Pukicho

[pukicho]

okay back to spitting on you

[basterd27]

Kinky,got it

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

please you’re killing it put it back in the water

[basterd27]

I can hear the power of the dew slap

[hayayaya888]

[basterd27]

Ey bro,what's this cloroform smell like

[basterd27]

Sometimes I check my own post and I try to understand the mindset I used for these post,only to realize that I have a gerbil for a braincell

[incorrectchoniberonicaswangs]

I need the gay beronica subtext please, it’s for science. The science of entertainment.

[datasoong47]

[basterd27]

Beronica,subtle as an assult rifle in kindergarten,keep it up

[clroff1]

[connorludoph-deactivated2022042]

i know that pose

girl about to get messed up

[electric-bard]

Hold on guys. I got this.

[basterd27]

The guy on the side is happy that he push kicked the whench of a bride,for he is the man's lover

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

please let me out

sorry i have a boyfriend

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

i’m trapped in your attic

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

listen im not intrested

[basterd27]

He's cheating on you with Rebecca

[torterragarden]

Remember when Gollum told Sam to give it to him raw

[mariaalenkoshepard]

[basterd27]

No, I do not remember

[tropiyas]

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

[tropiyas]

boots with the curse

[basterd27]

Got the whole club lurking for her

[basterd27]

How is dream smp music better than the radio and spotify

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

[p0stmarxed]

s bren s beve

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

He’s ok because he lid

[captain-snark]

She’s broken because she belived 

[basterd27]

[traicionerra-blog]

[basterd27]

Good subtle take on how men are treated in society as monsters

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[josaprcat]

Alright, if y'all are so smart, what’s the evil symbolism behind this?

[zumester]

[basterd27]

Windows say we can see you,that you're see through

[yelenadelova]

Happy Father’s Day to gruff reluctant adopted fathers with hearts of gold

[basterd27]

How dare you remind m

e of the feels