( cis man | he/him | avan jogia ) ââ isnât that BASTILLE AVERY? yeah that is them, outside the three broomsticks! they used to be in RAVENCLAW  but apparently they now work as an UNSPEAKABLE at the DEPARTMENT OF MYSTERIES. sybill once said that they reminded her of black coffee, fallen trees after a storm, a st christopherâs medal, and spilled ink which seems about right. anyway iâve heard theyâre still a bit DISORGANISED, QUIET and SHARP, theyâre TWENTY-SIX now but some things never change! i wonder how being a pureblood is affecting them after school, especially now theyâre an ASSOCIATE with THE DEATH EATERS? i guess only time will tell⊠ââ [  alek ]
bio:
itâs not quite a curse. the divination that runs through the avery bloodline has given the family a lot of âluckâ, the kind that fills bank vaults and tangles the wizarding elite around them. thereâs never been an avery as minister of magic, but theyâre in nearly every war room and campaign in france and england.Â
thereâs powerful seers in nearly every generation too though, people who can tell you more than just next weekâs weather or how youâll die. itâs an open secret that those people arenât very functional, tending not to hold down a job or finish school without a lot of help. itâs not easy to be unstuck in time.
bazâs mother was one of those seers. camille had been doing alright for a while when she had her child-- never told anyone who the father was, but it didnât much matter to anyone.
camilleâs parents arranged for a nanny to live in her house in paris, making sure someone was taking care of bastille even when camille disappeared for a day or a week at a time.Â
she never quite seemed to be interested in being a parent though, and eventually baz was brought to england to live with family there. never with the same people very long-- his mumâs sister or her brother, often his grandparents, whoever had time for a child that wasnât quite normal.
couldnât quite hold a conversation, couldnât quite understand cause and effect, couldnât quite understand why the current moment was important. stole things, had a knack for finding out exactly what you hoped he wouldnât. baz wasnât a bad kid, but the sight heâd inherited from his mother made him a handful.Â
it was the year before he started school that camille died, in what the officials called âan accidentâ and the family called âkicking the hornetâs nestâ.
he got further than she ever had though, finishing OWLs and NEWTs with good enough grades to get hired in the department of mysteries. finished the apprenticeship with what looked like a lot of promise, then stalled out over an inability to work without supervision.Â
still works there now though-- maybe more as a mystery than an actual unspeakable, but itâs fine. theyâd never get rid of him anyways as long as augustus rookwood is still working there.Â
          â    whatâs  happening  ?    â     itâs  barely  a  squeak  of  a  sound  next  to  the  din  of  the  carnage  outside  ,    a  tiny  thing  accompanied  by  a  just  as  tiny  ,  panicked  ,    face  peeking  out  from  the  doorway  of  the  now  deserted  ice-cream  parlour  .     â    i  -  i  zoned  out  â    â     a  few  seconds  picture  of  utter  chaos  and  then  they  came  to  ,    what  couldâve  been  minutes  or  longer  later  ,    they  chaos  they  had  seen  raging  outside  .     â    â    i  donât  know  whatâs  going  on  ,    where  do  i  go  ?    â
Baz didnât enjoy crowds under normal circumstances, and he certainly didnât like them any better when they were all panicked. Heâd already been looking for a place to hide out when he came across Sybill, so he stepped into the ice cream parlour and pulled the door solidly shut behind him.Â
âNothing fun,â he informed her matter-of-factly, looking round to make sure there werenât any unpleasant surprises inside the building. âSwear to Merlin, itâs a goddamn mess. Too much noise, I canât make anything out.â Nothing good at least-- the crowd seemed to layer over itself, a second wave of something somewhere sometime brought on by the same DMLE uniforms. âHave you got anything?â
it wasnât just that sturgisâd grown tired of repeating himself, no that had happened ages ago; the same set of lines, over and over, as he made his way up and down the alley. âJust stay calm, there is no need to push and shove! If you need assistance, get to an auror or flag one of us down! if you are uninjured, I need you to vacate this alley immediately! immediately! letâs go!â he snapped his fingers, hand rotating in that circular, universal, letâs hurry this along way, but âŠ. really, crowd control was the least of his concerns â it wasnât like he was going to be getting out of here anytime soon, no matter when the crowd thinned, and this clusterfuck was not going to be thinning out anytime soon, he was sure of it.
a cleared throat from behind caught his attention, though, and he put his game face back on, already speaking as he turned. âyou alright there, mate? you hurt? looking for someone?â
âNo, Iâm not hurt. Or looking for someone. I just donât see why I should have to leave-- I was here before you lot.â Baz wasnât actually sure if that was true, but he fixed the auror with the same âI will not listen to reasonâ look as if it was. âWhy canât you find a different alley to.. do whatever youâre doing in?âÂ
âI might have a lot of things.â Baz had to wonder if this was the sort of person that would do something like tell the Ministry he had a dragon egg, which didnât seem very fun. Even though a dragon egg wasnât the worst thing heâd had on his property, it was probably one of the hardest to hide. âBut even if I did have a dragon egg, dragons take a while to get big. And the Ministry canât just get rid of a surrendered baby dragon the way they could get rid of an egg.â
he rolled his eyes, not bothering to provide a response to what he was sure was both a rhetorical question and a threat â or a promise, the line was fine, sometimes â and let out a short huffing sigh. âiâve already cycled most of the way through mad,â he admitted, though he was sure to most that would have been clear by sight alone. âbesides, if you did have a dragon egg, mad or not, I would still want to see it.â the if, though, to augustus, was merely a technical hypothetical; he knew baz too well for that. âso letâs see it.â
âBut if I showed it to you, youâd know where it was. And if you knew where it was, you could get rid of it.â Baz wasnât generally suspicious of Gus, but he knew what tended to happen with particularly fun trinkets. They either got sent to Paris or put behind some sort of anti-touching charm. Unfair on both counts. âMaybe I shouldnât show it to you, until it hatches at least.â
          â    i  get  plausible  deniability  an  aw  that  like  ,  but  am  no  a  grass    .    riddles  are  just  gonn  gie  me  a  headache    â
âLove that for you, have fun with your headache. If I was speaking in riddles, Iâd be intending for you to solve them.â
   đđ  đđđ  đđđđđđ     julian expected a hunt for  supplies  to lead him ,  knockturn  definitely seems  odd .  he  supposes  he must have been asking for something âŠÂ  well ,  along the lines  of the  hand  on display to his  right .  heâd have to  look  into the  legality  of it later ,  as heâs  preoccupied  with giving his  current  company the most  unimpressed  of blinks .   he lets the silence  linger  a few seconds ,  and without further comment :    â   what  breed  is the egg  ?   â
âIf there was an egg, itâd be a Hebridean Black.â Baz wasnât about to drop the facade of not technically admitting to anything so easily, but he was well aware he wasnât an expert on dragons. âSomeone might have told me it was a Ukrainian Ironbelly, but if that person did have a dragon egg it was in no oneâs best interest for them to keep it.â
    â  i  mean,  youâre  right.  it  would  be  fucking  rad  â  if  you  had  one.  â  dirk  followed  along,  or  so  he  thought.  â  but,  hypothetically  speaking,  if  you  did  have  a  dragon  egg,  which  one  would  it  maybe,  possibly  ⊠ be  ?  â Â
âHypothetically, it could be a Hebridean Black.â Baz was pleased that Dirk had seemed to get the game so easily-- heâd been warned against admitting to illegal things in public before, and didnât particularly feel like hearing the lecture again. âWouldnât want to introduce an invasive species, would I?â
âdonât give me that, no.â gus had been born at night, yes, but not last night. he wasnât falling for that. âyou didnât say you didnât have one, either.â he folded his arms, staring back at baz levelly, trying to weigh for himself how likely the chances were that he did, in fact, have a dragon egg. ââŠâŠ.are you going to show it to me at least?â
âAm I supposed to tell you everything I donât have? Weâd be here for ages.â Baz watched Gus for a moment, wondering if he might actually get away with that one. It didnât seem very likely, especially when factoring in that a dragon egg would eventually hatch. âWould you get mad if I showed you? If I did have a dragon egg, I mean.â
âI didnât say I have a dragon egg,â Baz phrased carefully, âand I certainly didnât tell you where I might have gotten one, if I did have one. Which I never said I did, even though it would be fucking rad.â
          â    why  the  warning  ?    just  a  word  of  caution  or  do  you  think  iâve  a  collection  of  rocks  in  my  handbag  ?    â
âYouâve got a collection of rocks in your handbag?â Baz wouldnât have guessed that, but at the same time he had absolutely no idea what should be in a purse. âWhat kind? My grandma swears by quartz, but I feel like it just gets cloudy.â
âWhat if something happens because we made it explode?â He sighed, hating himself for what he was about to say. âMaybe we should take it to my brother. He⊠is used to dealing with this crap,â he rubbed at the back of his neck. The other worked for the ministry of magic, and there were only so many strings Ludo could pull to keep Otto out of trouble.
âDust usually has stuff wrong with it,â Baz agreed, ending the levitating charm to let the thing fall back down on the ground. If itâd blown up on its own itâd be one thing, but he did have to admit itâd be his fault if it blew up and caused problems. âWhat does your brother do? Misuse of Muggle Artifacts?â
ââŠ.why do you think iâm sending you with josie, when weâve been talking about lucy very steadily?â he raised an eyebrow, but he dropped the question, shaking his head. it wasnât the right question to ask. âlet me try again. lucy doesnât like the guy I have to see. I donât really care who josie bites, thatâs on josie, sheâs an adult human. lucy is a cat, and sheâs not allowed to bite that man again. he complains again, and sheâll get banned.â taking his gaze off of baz, it moved, of course, to the other cat in the room, and he stared her down, too, even as she ate. âI meant it, if you take her, iâll give her the bath. no trick temper, I just .. I canât deal with her mischief today, you know? donât have it in me. if you want to give her the bath I wonât complain, but I know sheâll be dirty either way, and iâm prepared for it, so it canât hurt me, and I wonât sigh at you.â
âYou were talking about Lucy.â Baz thought in hindsight he maybe should have clarified that heâd been talking about both, but he had a feeling it wouldnât make anything clearer if he started trying to predict how Augustus would take his words. âAnd now I am too. Why donât you trust Lucyâs judgement?â He broke off another piece of bacon to feed the cat in question. âI suppose youâd just want to wash the glitter off of her if I do get the mud off of her, so that seems fair. Alectoâs got a kneazle she could play with now, and probably Elara, and then thereâs the batâs not-cat Kitty.âÂ
ââŠOkay, that is a good point, but the sheep in the wool isnât even living. Itâs just. Sheep fluff.â Though now Dajo had second thoughts. If sheep could have rabies then why couldnât something be wrong with the sweater? âDo you have any bags? We can just put it in a bag and bring it along.â
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âYou donât seem like some kind of expert on rabies transmission, so I wonât be taking the chance.â Baz pulled a folded-up shopping bag out of his pocket regardless, handing it over. âIâm pretty sure that bagâs not rabies- or curse-proof, but youâd have to get it into the bag first.â
Iâve always had a simultaneous fear of, and attraction toward the unknown. And in these f*cking dark and scary times, itâs easy to adapt a âwhatâs difference does it make?â attitude. So I often find myself in these situations where my heartâs pounding so fast I can barely breathe. And I canât tell if itâs excitement, or terror, or both. Itâs not like Iâm brave or anything, itâs more reckless stupidity, and adrenaline fix, throwing myself into the void to see what happens.
Avan Jogia as Ulysses Zane in NOW APOCALYPSE (1.01) | THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END
âWhatâs wool gonna do to you? Itâs like getting bit by a sheep.â Dajo teased. Now they were definitely gonna take the sweater with them, if only to prove to Baz it wasnât possessed or something. âWe can always make a priest bless it or something.â
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âSheep can transmit rabies. No cure for rabies. Iâm not taking the chance.â Baz again didnât actually think heâd get rabies from a sheep, but it was the principle at this point. âThat seems fine, but how do you plan on getting it to the priest?â