Coastal Disaster

Wade | Artist | Longboards | The music of life never stops, it only changes tempos and genres. If you can keep up with the changing vibes, life will be a breeze

[badjokesbyjeff]

I started a new blog! Follow @advicebyjeff!

[advicebyjeff]

Jeff’s advice: Follow @advicebyjeff

[badjokesbyjeff]

Yo mama so fat, last time she passed by the TV, I missed a season of ‘Friends’.

[badjokesbyjeff]

My dad just gave me a 30 minute Power Point Presentation on why to use condoms during sex.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

[outofcontextdnd]

“If you think about it, isn’t being stabbed just knife poisoning?”

[insomniac-arrest]

vibes of that experimental time in animated kids movies: alt indie, gay, STRONG aesthetic, weirdly dark, epic world-building, gay again, found family as fuck, demon ladies, cat ladies, father issues, SHIPS AND STUFF

idk what was UP with this time period, but I want to embody whatever these vibes were into my very soul

[ruffboi-mags]

for a hot second, we nearly had everything we wanted.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Can’t think of a single apocalypse or plague movie that anticipated the run on toilet paper.

[pimentogirl]

[homoslovenc]

can’t believe a supernatural gif is aplicable to 2020 events…….. this is definitely the worst possible timeline

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

So basically the people who need it..

[outofcontextdnd]

"If I've done the math right, we could theoretically yeet the horse."

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Accents are literally just different mouth fonts.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Using 3D printers, you can now pirate board games.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The human body is made in such a way, that it is impossible to smile and breathe at the same time

[just-shower-thoughts]

Donkey from Shrek used to be a real boy, but he went to Pleasure Island with Pinocchio and turned into a donkey.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We talk to dogs as if they were human but often speak to our babies in gibberish.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“700 million people are smarter than you.” may sound like an insult, but it would put you at the 90th percentile.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If humans ever begin colonizing other planets, there will be conspiracy theorists who will believe that Earth doesn’t exist.

[janecrockeyre]

sometimes your dm throws you for a fucking loop and you just can’t recover