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kaijuno

durgalmaple

i made his finger longer

bastunande

@masterofwater1

paragondreams

I miss my wife.

(Fictional women from games I don't have the energy to play)

#shantae 💔💔

sizvideos

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

#important

teaboot

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

teaboot

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

opal-owl-flight

So I got a curling bomb now

#this is super cool!!!

splatoonusna

A new Splatoon Raiders Collaboration Splatfest will take place in the Splatoon 3 game on July 10 through July 12!

This special Splatfest asks: What’s your fighting style? Speed, Power or Tactics?

#it's either speed or power #but honestly power #like yeah you can have more speed to get away from enemies quicker #and tactics to kill effectively despite low stats #but power? you'll kill enemies a lot quicker #yeah it's power

splatoonusna

To commemorate this Splatfest, 9 Splashtags with designs inspired by Splatoon Raiders as well as two titles will be available.

These will be distributed via a Splatoon 3 news article on your Nintendo Switch device prior to the Splatfest.

pineyata

zer0caffeine

Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.

Panel by panel below:

gigimarvels

TIME TO ACHT UP AND ACHT OUT (haha,,,, wait please dont leave!!!) this month for Fanart Friday I'm doing Pride themed characters withing the LGBTQIA+ umbrella and the community polled it and we landed on Acht from Splatoon 3 side order they are canonically enby

the-scuba-diver-offical

what animal's flag did you get when you liked this?

the entire ocean (rainbowwwww)

seahorses (pansexual - they form relationships with whoever they find)

southern wright whales (gay -theyve formed long term intimate mlm relationships)

albatross (lesbian - they'll enter long term flf relationships and raise chicks)

penguins (bisexual - they sometimes engage in long term mlm/flf relationships)

clownfish (trans - they change gender)

nudibranchs (nonbinary - they're simultaniously both genders)

sea stars (aromantic - they live and reproduce without a mate)

dolphins (asexual - their relationships focus on social bonds over reproduction)

mollusc (intersex - they've been found to show male and female characteristics)

Remaining time: 3 hours 24 minutes

estro-boi

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

estro-boi

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

macleod

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now