bat fam stuff

I love tragedy but I'm pretty sure this blog is gonna be a comedy

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Dick: You may call me homicide since I'm always on my homies' side

Damien: Dick no...

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I was just playing Batman The Telltale Series Enemy Within and someone said "Is this some kind of a joke?" to Harley Quinn and she said "Do I look funny to you? Like some kind of a punchline?"

Trust me, that game is really funny but this is the funniest referance I've seen so far

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Dick: I'm just trying to find the reason of your anger. Now tell me something terrible that happened in your childhood.

Jason: Bruce told me not to eat a sandwich because he was saving it for himself. But I was so hungry so I ate it. He didn't even yell at me, he just looked at me and made a new sandwich for himself. I would feel better if he yelled at me, you know.

Jason: Maybe I really am angry because of that silence. Maybe I wanted him to yell at me. Can this be the reason of my anger?

Dick: Sounds right to me.

Tim:

Tim: Or Joker beating you up to death with a crowbar may be a reason too?

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Dick: Which restourant should we go?

Tim: How about the one you hurt your knee while fighting that mutant-soldiers? It has good food

Jason: Or maybe the one I got stabbed in? I really liked the soup in there

Tim: Wait, which stab, first one or the second one?

Jason: The one I passed out

Tim: Oh. Yeah, I forgot about that

Damian: The one father crashed with Batmobile was also very good.

Dick:

Dick: Don't you think there is something wrong with this conversation?

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Don't tell me Tim wouldn't remind everyone's most cringy memories in the most random places

*everyone on the batplane, waiting to jump off when enemy is close enough*

Tim: Does anyone remember how Jason watched K-dramas for a whole week and called Dick 'oppa' accidentally?

*having an extremely intense meeting about mafia families*

Tim: Remember that time when Dick called all of us to ask if he left his phone in our place? With his phone????

*Alfred taking care of batfam's wounds*

Tim: Remember how Damian tried to push a door which literally says 'PULL' with the biggest latters for minutes and then threw a tantrum in the middle of the street because he couldn't get his ice cream on time?

Everyone:

Tim: Only me? Such a shame.

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Conner: *breathes*

Tim: Wow I'm gay now are you happy

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Dick: Well, what can I say? I'm a mean bitch after all.

Damian: You can't even ask for a second ketchup packet in McDonald's.

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Jason:

Bruce:

Jason:

Bruce:

Jason: ...

Jason: So what do you like to do on your free time other than fucking bats?

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Bruce: Hey son,

Jason: dO I lOok LIkE-

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Batsons: *sitting all together peacefully*

Jason: *whispers* I love you

Tim: Hm? Did you say something?

Jason: Yeah I hOPE YOU ALL CHOKE ON SHIT AND FUCKING DIE

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Jason: Can we talk? One ten to another?

Dick: I'm an eleven but continue

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Bruce: I respect your decisions. You're free to do whatever you want.

Batsons, doing literally anything:

Bruce:

Bruce: Yeah but not like that-

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I was reading Batman New 52 and Bruce and Dick was talking about the Court of Owls. Then suddenly Bruce punched Dick, turned out he was trying to get that weird mutant-making thing out of his teeth but ummm??

Couldn't you do it like..?

I don't know, maybe withouT FUCKING PUNCHING HIM

Some may say he wouldn't take his time for such a 'kind' thing and punching Dick was Batman thing to do and I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IN THAT SHIT

I agree, he is not the kindest person around but I believe he wouldn't punch any of his friends/family or whatever in that kind of a situation.

Don't make him heartless, rude and emotionless like that, we don't need that Batman

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Damian: Oh no. What are you wearing?

Dick: *with a TEAM EDWARD t-shirt* Edward is the one. Werewolves can suck my ass, VAMPIRES ROCK

Jason: *coming in to the room with a TEAM JACOB t-shirt on* So we met again.

Dick: *screaming*

Damian: You're thinking what I'm thinking, right?

Tim: Yeah

Tim: It's definitely team Jacob×Edward. Bella is useless in the series.

Damian:

Tim: Also Robert Pattinson kinda looks like Bruce. Weird, right?

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Tim: This city is just stupid!

Jason: I know you're upset and all, but watch the fucking language

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Damian: Here's a list of vigilantes' and villians' secret identities we know so far

Jason: *looks at the list* Wait... Dick's real name is Dick? I thought we were just insulting him all the time

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Bruce: Every halloween, I tell him the same thing.

Bruce: You can't bring weapons. That's the only rule here.

Bruce: And still, every year he says the same thing.

Jason: *yells from the background while riding a really tiny tricycle, wearing Saw mask* I'M GONNA KILL YOU AS SOON AS I TAKE MY WEAPONS BACK