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feralratbitesu

breakfast from when before i eated it

feralratbitesu

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

purplewolfluna

applying deodorant

juggling is sweaty work

bearie

so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long

stopoftouchingmywingsihurt

smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

foxyclock

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

parkchanwoohoo

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

doggirlpaws

maykitz

i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

kremlin

this is so fucking funny

kremlin

i can't stop thinking about this. this kind of shit is not like milsim plane nerds with their own super-expensive desktop cockpit recreations. that kind of hardware makes sense to exist.

this does not. they're playing world of tanks which is like the "call of duty" of tank games (casual, players only slightly bad-smelling). it also doesn't have support for tank peripherals. no game does. no trainers do afaik. which means that (assuming this isn't just a video editing) all of that shit they are fucking with translates into mouse/keyboard inputs that the game understands. that's weird/hard and perplexing, uh, and considering that "tank peripherals" aren't a thing that exist i can only guess they built them theirselves

which is fucking hilarious because why are they so good. why does the fucking cannon breech have a little dry ice smoke effect when the breech opens like they just shot a shell. what. manual turret traverse crank?? did they build a fucking ready rack!! they're even using the correct phraseology which means one of these mofos read a PDF file

alllovegoddess

great news everyone

wizardarchetypes

i’m at a party right now and i heard someone on a walkie talkie and i turned around and it’s a mom who left her kids home on their own for the first time ever (they’re old enough) and they live a few houses down so she gave them a walkie talkie to call her if they get nervous. they just walkietalkied her for permission to eat ice cream

wizardarchetypes

she told them they can stay up and read for 30 more minutes 🙌🏻

wizardarchetypes

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George R.R. Martin explained recently that the slogan for the books, “When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die,” was inspired by Markinghammer’s Yogurt slogan, “When you play the game of yogurt, you win. Everyone wins with yogurt.”