Nova

you cant just say perchance | she/her/they

[bathtuboftoast]

gotta be gay today

[bathtuboftoast]

gay deer thing

says the forgot

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

[darkandstormyart]

just another monday

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[the-stray-liger]

the fucking timestamp

[isa-ghost]

[hamsterscooter]

whatever!

[thatponyjules]

really proud of this one yayyyyy (+cat)

[hjartasalt]

Wait why did I not realise until now that when you message someone first on bumble it lets you send ONE message and that's it 😭 they had a walter white cosplay on their profile and I fear I have failed to be normal about it

[hjartasalt]

OK THANK GOD

[thememedaddy]

[c3po]

over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old

[effemimaniac]

it doesn't even make you that old anymore.

[c3po]

last time i went i saw a baby there. that shouldn’t even be possible

[wayneradiotv]

i hate my friends

[strayknight]

having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.

[strayknight]

yeah they love forming a faggot together its like their favourite thing to do

[assignedfaggatbirth]

please show us bugfaggot op please

[strayknight]

they have plenty of plants and sticks to climb and play with they just keep doing this

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[weeping-willow-weeps]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[santas-clauze]

ill never forget how funny this is

[thyrell]

edits of this get passed around a lot but the original version of this is so funny to me like this was made by literally the only stoner in the world who doenst love hamburger

[seymourworld]

transgender women...... yayyy!!!!

[pleasantgoose]

the app store has really stepped up its game

[pleasantgoose]

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes