Nightwing's polycule spreadsheet

Batman sideblog for shitposts, headcanons and other silly nonsense by a she/they lesbian communist

[duckchef]

[yrkhn]

selina!

[amorkuku]

~memories of the 80s~

[ceruleankitkats]

i love the trinity, they should frolic more often

[shrubdrawsalot]

The Demon Princess and the Blood Son

(Talias look here is inspired by how the fantastic Juni Ba drew her in the BOYWONDER comics!!)

If you have seen any of my drawings before you may have come across me on Instagram before! Feel free to say hi!

[sleepy-cone]

Broke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian to stop them from fighting each other.

Woke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian because they both encourage the others' absurd logic to justify feral behavior.

...

Tim: "See when I can focus directly on a case with no interruptions, my success rate goes up exponentially." (Hasn't slept in 56 hrs.)

Damian: "Statistics don't lie"

Tim: "Statistics don't lie"

...

Damian: "When I adopt more animals, it makes me happy, and if I'm happy, I work better with a team."

Tim: "And you help an animal that needs a home."

Damian: "EXACTLY!"

Tim: "If anything, its irresponsible to let them roam the streets as strays."

Damian: "That's what I said!"

...

Tim: "So one of the executives of this firm has been stealing some stuff, but unfortunately, he also has the resources and status to get him off the hook with a light sentence. Which sucks."

Damian: "What if you add a more serious crime to up the charges?"

Tim: "...That is GENIUS! I have dozens of cold cases that I've solved, but the culprits have already died! Im sure one of them could easily pass as him! "

Damian: "I can help if you need any evidence planted."

Tim: "Sure thing! I'll let you know when i find the right felony to give him!"

...

Dick: "At least they're having fun and getting along?"

Bruce: "This is not better. Stop trying to pretend this is better."

[batsyheere]

I sometimes imagine that Dick Grayson kept up with his gymnastics in a public setting so that he just. Goes to the Olympics as himself. Several times. Doesn't mention it to his family so there are just several possible avenues of this coming up like:

Jason, watching the Olympics: that could have been you doing that for your country, dickface

Dick: damn, I already won four gold, what else do you want

Jason:.....w h a t

[hyperactive-rogue]

Since I've been working on ref sheets lately I haven't been able to post anything new so I quickly drew Talias to fill my posting gap. Also she's wearing a Bahraini dress bc I hc her as Bahraini Arab <3

[sreppub]

and so it begins…. welcome to the family, dickie! (sequel to my other drawing where battinson and tim hang out at galas…)

[random-sparks-98]

Listen... All I know is that the kids I babysit were singing that one Gummy Bear song and next thing I knew my brain made a parody

[ccccchepushilo]

I imagine alfred combed all the robins' hair in the middle section since they were kids (and they're still doing it) only damian's the only one who's been able to escape this fate

[marzennya]

Steph bagged two nepobabies and honestly? Respect.

Another lovely perfect commission for my love @shrugsstuff! She keeps transing everyone's gender and I just hype her up so I can draw pretty girls.

[the-windrider]

Can't stop looking at it here

[hollis-art]

ngl im not even a superman fan. i just REALLY like clark kent,,, (thank you, Smallville, for that.)

[ckalaveram]

Someone said the original image was Tim and Damian and it had to be done

[not-another-robin]

Batsitting is a full time job

[littlefankingdom]

Guys, Bruce would not give Dick's childhood bedroom to one of the younger kids. I have read some posts and fics where it happens. I'm not mad about this, it's just funny.

Firstly, they live in a huge manor. They have enough rooms to let Dick's childhood bedroom alone. It's normal for folks like us to see your bedroom get given to your siblings, I had my brother's bedroom and my sister changed it to a kpop sanctuary the moment I ran away (ngl, I'm still mad about this). But Bruce have enough rooms that he doesn't have put a foot in half of them in the last decade.

Secondly, with how emotional Bruce is about his kids and the past, with all the old costumes in the cave and stuff, no way he would. When Dick moved out to college, the man was grieving in his boy's room like he was dead, he is not giving that away to anyone. Where is he supposed to go cry about his baby if the bedroom is gone???

(Bruce, who saw at 8 years old his parents being killed and is the fucking Batman, when Dick moved out of the manor: That's the worst day of my life.)