i detect sex witches

Pff, this guy doesn’t even know what joker gonorrhea is

one day I'll kill you

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- @batmanisagatewaydrugdetector

You know at least for my gimmick blog I have to put some actual thought into the premise

@little-bitch-detector

You wish you were me, me and haiku bot are frotting wet and nasty, you wish you had this

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- @batmanisagatewaydrugdetector

You know at least for my gimmick blog I have to put some actual thought into the premise

@little-bitch-detector

You wish you were me, me and haiku bot are frotting wet and nasty, you wish you had this

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- @batmanisagatewaydrugdetector

You know at least for my gimmick blog I have to put some actual thought into the premise

@little-bitch-detector

allgremlinyaps

1977 Batman lantern…. he brings u light….

allgremlinyaps

-> claims to be the Dark Knight

-> is a lantern

Hey what can you do if you're bored of the way you look but you also should absolutely not fuck with your hair?

theorchardsys

Insane makeup Get a piercing (if you don't like it, let it close up) Get a tattoo (careful with this one. I advise a potato on your ankle) Start working out Buy a wig!! Find a funky fashion piece and never take it off Get glasses or get contacts Colored contacts!! Super long acrylic nails

I don't wear makeup and don't want to start.

I already have all the piercings I want to have (3 on face, 4 in ears)

I already have all the tattoos I want.

I'm already exercising in a way that works for me.

A wig good enough to wear would be about twice my budget.

I already have one (cool hat)

I don't wear glasses and don't want to start (I have sunglasses for outdoors)

I wore colored contacts at one point for aesthetic, and I'm not sure if I could make them efficient enough to be worth the risk of eye damage.

How do you wear acrylic nails in a masc way that doesn't hinder doing crafts like sewing or jewelry making, or physical labour as needed?

theorchardsys

hMmMmMm...

Okay, hear me out, I know you're bored of the way you look, but you could try getting a new outfit piece that makes you feel insanely confident. A super long jacket, epic steampunk style face mask, layer some belts, find an epic chain for a necklace or belt loops, or a spiked collar. If you change your demeanor a bit, it makes you feel like a completely new person! As for piercings, maybe try throwing on some weird clip-ons. Imo, the key to finding a cool way to vibe in a new way is to step outside your comfort zone a bit. You obviously don't have to, but that's what works for me. I have like nine styles that I regularly alternate between now lol

alpharius-official-unofficial

What do you suggest for "outside of comfort zone" when I currently wear all black, band tees and hoodies, absolute frankenstein ripped jeans that I've modded myself, and black leather boots with DIY bootstraps?

Because the only thing that pops into my head is "dressing like Tintin", and I really Do Not Want to do that.

I would rather die, but I respect your bravery and bold taste.

dragongirlteeth

Trans women I'm so glad you're alive today. Please never give up.

stuffing-seattle

This and also: Please let me get you pregnant 🙏🙏🙏

dragongirlteeth

HI! As a kinky trans woman:

NOT THE FUCKING POST. STOP SEEING US AS PURELY SEXUAL.

yokowan

proposing a traffic calming measure where we bury anti tank mines under city streets. this will encourage walking, as pedestrians are too light to trigger the mines. it will also reduce congestion by blowing cars to smithereens, and slow the flow of traffic as drivers have to circumnavigate the flaming debris. I will be waiting for my urban planning phd in the mail. thank you.

Hey what can you do if you're bored of the way you look but you also should absolutely not fuck with your hair?

Apparently most of the fun fast ways to change up the way you look are things that I'm already doing, or don't want to start doing. Still not sure how to stop having the "oh it's that guy again >:C" feel every time I see a reflective surface.

arsenic-the-fae

Could you try a wig instead of a haircut?

Unfortunately a wig worth wearing is outside of my price range.

arsenic-the-fae

Ah yes, moneys

Evil evil

A good quality human hair wig, styled to look good on me and cut into a nice shape, would be like 150 euros. A box of at-home hair dye is like 10-13 euros. So while it would work, it wouldn't be a financially smart choice for a substitute for fucking with my hair.

Fuck with someone else's hair

fedzzzart

Wise Girl🧢📚💕

corrodedparadox

I ❤️ MY ROTTWEILER

shamebats

OP's pronouns are she/they.

pixilatedcorgi

“My transition has been about setting myself free, not about finding another set of gender norms to adhere to.”

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Im so concerned and confused but also exctatic

Literally the basic human range of emotion that comes free with your birth into this world

#have a fever ignore my other post #i deleted it

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Mulla ei oo Riihimäestä muuten mitään moitittavaa mutta se on tosiaan ainoo paikka missä oon nähny ruokakaupassa kyltin joka kieltää ottamasta irtokarkkeja paljain käsin.

dandelions-forever

Sorry if it is rude to reblog saying that but because I can't read it, this text looks like some sort of chant to summon something...

Well, to translate, in Finland we have these things in grocery stores, I don't know the english term but the finnish one roughly means "loose candy".

You take a paper bag from the pile, take one of the scoops (orange and pink handles visible in the picture), and then use the scoops to sample yourself whatever candy you like, as much as you like, and then weigh them yourself, just like fruit.

And what I was saying in the original post was that while I have nothing negative to say about the city of Riihimäki, it's the only place I've ever seen the candy section of a store having a sign that says "please take the sweets you want with the scoops provided, instead of your bare fucking hands."

dandelions-forever

Oooh okay! Maybe for hygiene? If they're loose candy, without packaging or some paper thingy I forgot the English word. Wrappers.

...I wasn't confused about why they don't want people acting like complete animals. I was baffled that there are evidently enough people who don't understand why they shouldn't be acting like animals, to warrant a sign telling them to not do that. This wasn't a matter of "why am I not allowed to do that?" but a matter of "who the fuck would actually do that?"

Why is their an evil you?

there's an evil you, too, it's just not as literal as mine

It is as literal but they’re all on Evil Tumblr instead of this one, ironically the staff on that site is cool with tits and trans women

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sixcrowsbooks

Just saw one of @batmanisagatewaydrug’s posts on Pinterest and it was a bit of a jumpscare, ngl

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Hey, I frequently see your answers to asks and it's come to my attention that recently people have not been the best about recognising and respecting boundaries.

Sooo I thought I'd ask about one of my favourite topics: Australian animals

Which one is your favourite?

And do you have a favourite Australian animal fact. (Mine is probably that all mammals native to Australia are marsupials because it seems so insane. Dingos don't count since they came over from a land bridge with India a long long time ago)

I wish you all the boundary respecting asks in the future, all the best. :)

fave australian animal has got to be this cutie :)

or these absolute wonders, the lord howe island stick insects

and I'd say my favorite australian animal fun fact is everything about the story of how these insects have narrowly avoided extinction through pure happenstance and a lot of dedicate conservation work :)