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kathemcnamara:

Like all of my friends but you can’t live without then am I right? Oh , for sure burger kind is the best! Shopping is good !

I dont know its questionable aha, nah i love every single one of them. 

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lxlipetals:

I don’t blame your friend - nothing in this world matters more than junk food. Truth or Dare is such a fun game, if played with the right people. I’ve done some crazy shit for that game. 

what type of things have you done?

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xosarahdrew:

Should I be more worried for you or the friend?  Sounds like I missed an interesting night though.

you should feel bad for me, i have to put up with this. 

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itsdianegpls:

McDonalds is a wonderful though, you should always indulge in the McDonalds if you can. Did you get some? I love getting the McChickens.

I watched Unfriended on my computer last night, and I was like, “HOLY SHIT!” and scared people.

i didnt get any i got burger king instead, i much prefer that, they fill more too because bigger. 

did you fo the whole making an account to freak them out?

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j---spencer:

Food is the best way to keep a friendship! Well one of the best ways. But how long have you not seen him for, was it that awkward or no?

I havent seen him for months but its never awkward, he just likes to be a pain in the arse sometimes 

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sortofamazingphil:

I would say that what you’re friend is doing is quite odd and a bit annoying as if someone did that to me I’d be pretty annoyed, but in all honesty, I’m definitely the kind of person to do that. Oh, how was Friend Request? It seems a bit scary which I like, but at times is just…too much.

He just does it to joke around with me, and probably to get a free mcdonalds out of it because he alwys comes with me anyway. It wasn’t bad but they start freaking me out after a while when im laying there in bed 

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ashleybenzoxoxo:

That friend sounds a lot like me, like I wouldn’t like you to buy me stuff but Mc Donald’s? Hell yeah! No one can say no to one of those burgers no matter how bad they are for my health and all that shit… Talking of visits if you guys are still in London/Ireland tell Amy aunt Benzo will visit her after the 14th. I promised Louis to visit him so I will make use of that trip.

Is it good? My life on skype hasn’t been the same after Unfriended.

I do prefer burger king myself so id rathre have one of those plus they are bigger, he just fell in the trap that was going to be my next offer. We may just be back over there by then so we will probably see you! i will let her know though. 

yeah its a little weird though some stuff what goes on, its facebook based this one, so still very social media 

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[batmanpaynox]

@NiallOfficial: been nominated for Irish Album of the year and my album is not out yet, I feel very confident about this

@LiamPayne: Proud of you babe :*

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shadow-matthew:

Sounds like you are having one interesting day here. No one can ever turn down some McDonald’s though. Everyone loves there food. Although I’m not a huge fan of it though. Can give or take that place honestly.

i do prefer burger king myself but i know he likes mcdonalds, i didnt get anything from there. 

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kathemcnamara:

Your friend sounds like a funny guy! I mean I hate mcdonalds but that’s jut me right? So what happened after mcdonalds?

He tries to be but hes just a pain in the arse. Nah a lot of people hate mcdonalds, its not as good as burger king i do say. He came shopping with me

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When your friend comes over who you haven’t seen for a while and don’t know what to do, so decide to play truth or dare and end up not being able to think of a question so ask him if he likes cheese and licks stamps. Then ask him if he wants to go shopping and he said he cant be bothered so you offer to buy him things and he says no to everything, even offered to buy him socks! but soon as mcdonalds is mentioned its a straight up yes! 

Also shit myself watching Friend Request, best not delete some of them crazy fans now. 

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niallhoran: pretty sure Amy is enjoying LA as much as we do @batmanpaynox

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batmanpaynox:

It’s just an old dance album with all the good songs on it. The 90s were amazing!

Oh, hell yeah! The 90s were awesome. I need to hear this album now.

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You should get it on youtube man, you will be partying for one before you know it 

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batmanpaynox:

Oh come on I think it be much cooler when you do it, I think you’d pull anything off!

You’d be surprised to hear all of the things I actually can’t pull off. But I’m not gonna tell you because I kinda like this whole image you have of me. Don’t wanna ruin it.

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I am intrigued to what it is you cant pull off now though, at least give me one of them? i promise i will not change my view of you 

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batmanpaynox

american football i am taking a stab at, its like the biggest thing there 

So it’s just a really big fake football game? Why?

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Pretty much as it seems, quite interesting but i dont understand it at all. i dont know why its called football when they play it with their hands like rugby

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Int: What’s been the craziest thing you guys have done?

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