Sherlocked In A Consulting T.A.R.D.I.S.

Sherlock, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and excess. Okay and a lot more. Some politics, maybe more than healthy. Let's put it this way: when I'm bored I go through the "Socialist" tag. Falling Skies, Achievement Hunter, Walking Dead, TURN, ... I enjoy video games and epenpals so feel free to contact me :) In the words of Russell Brand: "I don't think I'm a sexist... I certainly don't want to be a sexist. I certainly don't want to judge anybody on the basis of stuff they cannot help or stuff they can help... But if women think I'm sexist then they're in a better position to judge than I am so I'd have to go "alright. I'm sorry. I'll work on that." Thusly, if you've ever a concern that I'm showing any sort of prejudice, be it sexism, ableism, racism, or any other form of discrimination, please feel free to inform me (preferably peaceably).

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[beemojis]

i have to reblog this again bc i just noticed it’s from Guy Fieri

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

unfriendly reminder: this is a sex worker positive space. I will not tolerate the disrespect of sex workers here, and if you cant agree with that without a doubt then you're not welcome here.

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

sure would be nice if people other than porn blogs and sex workers reblogged this

[penny-anna]

Concept: Sam finds out elves can die of sadness, gets very concerned, starts doing his best to make sure Mr Legolas is happy all the time just in case

[penny-anna]

This causes a terrible dilemma when Legolas expresses that he’d prefer not to be addressed as Mr Legolas and Sam doesn’t want to risk upsetting him but also that goes against everything he knows.

[enide-s-dear]

‘Mr Highness Greenleaf sir’

[penny-anna]

Mr Greenleaf, sir? Mr Green? Mr Leaf?

[sheofthetea]

*Legolas and Gimli fighting, as usual* 

Sam: Stop! STOP! You leave Mr L- Elf alone, Mr Gimli!

Legolas: Why, thank you, Sam. You see, Gimli? Your dwarven rudeness has even upset Sam-

Sam, sobbing: He can’t take such a talking to, Mr Gimli! He’s such a sensitive soul. Much more of that and he’ll be dead by morn!

Legolas: 

[penny-anna]

Aragorn: Sam, don’t worry. it takes a lot more sorrow than that to kill an elf

Sam: but these are really sad times

Aragorn: excuse me

Sam: we’re all very upset all the time because of the quest. what if something small is what pushes him over the edge

Aragorn: it doesn’t work like that-

Legolas, genuinely panicked: what if it works like that??

Aragorn: I’m sure it doesn’t

Legolas: he had a point I AM very upset all the time

Gandalf: Legolas I assure you no elf has ever died like that

Legolas: NOT YET THEY HAVEN’T

Legolas & Sam: *both panicking*

[darkestelemental616]

the Fellowship has one brain cell and Aragorn is currently the only one using it

[damespock]

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

the range….the emotion….this deserves an oscar

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

This dude was so convincing I forgot it was the same guy playing both people… The range…

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

I was reading this fascinating article about Boba Fett’s armor design, and something about his earlier designs struck me. This is boba’s helmet as we know it:

However, the first version of Boba’s helmet had jaig eyes!

Unfortunately the idea wasn’t used, but years later the jaig eyes eventually ended up on the helmet of everyone’s favorite clone captain, Rex!

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[perfectlyinadequate-deactivated]

Something about this just screams british television to me

[babyanimalgifs]

Dead 😂

[rabidchild67]

SOUND ON

[slothful-rabbit]

I’m fucking dying turn the sound on for this

[ur-life-is-ur-own]

yall I am NOT ok

[manhattan-gamestop]

This video somehow pinpoints my exact sense of humor

[fivever-and-ever]

well if this ain’t me or what

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

remember when you bought a gaming console and all the things you needed to use the console was already in the console so you didnt have to go buy a bunch of other stuff and remember when you bought a game and you put the game in your console you could play the game immediately there was no downloads or subscriptions or dlc it was all right there in the game you bought do you remember tell me do you remember any of it

[mzminola]

The biggest break-up in Star Wars was between R2-D2 and Anakin. Like full on we are never, ever, ever getting back together level break-up.

Look at this beautiful family portrait. Look how Artoo has taken all of Anakin’s kids with him in the divorce. I love this.

[gayforgoodomens]

it never hit me how shortsighted Heaven is until i realized they put a Principality (whose entire raison d’être is to protect places and people from harm) in charge of Earth, and then were genuinely surprised when Armageddon came and said Principality went absolutely off-the-grid feral trying to stop it

[whispsofwind]

Where did I read the sentence “you can’t give a Principality a territory and then act surprised when they become territorial”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Honestly, given how Heaven reacts to everything throughout Good Omens, I’m 99% sure that they meant for Aziraphale to be guarding against the humans, and Aziraphale just had one of his “I’m going to selectively hear those orders” moments, and the rest was history.

[amuseoffyre]

“And,” Gabriel said with a wink, “you’re going to be a guardian in the human realm.”

Aziraphale nodded and winked back.

As methods of communication go, a wink is quite versatile. You can say a lot with a wink. For example, Gabriel’s wink meant:

You’re going to go down to that earthly territory and make sure those hairless monkeys don’t do anything to get in the way of the divine plan and make sure they know what it is to fear the wrath of the Almighty and behave themselves as lesser beings should.

And as far as he was concerned, Aziraphale’s answering wink meant: I shall indeed descend to the earthly plane full of gross matter and hairless monkeys and be sure to keep them in their well-deserved place, beneath our divine heel.

Whereas Aziraphale, on the other hand, thought that Gabriel’s wink was more along the lines of: You lucky beggar Aziraphale, getting to go down there and look after God’s new humans and all the exciting things they have to make and discover. Now you go down there and experience all the humans have to offer and protect them with your life.

And therefore, his own wink had meant: Message received and understood. The humans will never have a more stalwart guardian. Looking for to seeing what sushi is when it comes around.

It took quite some time for angels to learn the important of using words when dispatching pedantic principalities on human-sitting duty.

[catchymemes]

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change

[rumandhoney-scotchandchocolate]

i might try my hand at changing the things I cannot accept. 

[wasteland-survivor]

Figure I might fuck around and gain the wisdom to know the difference