aj speaks

like martha speaks except i cant spell correctly and im not a dog alter sideblog icon + banner by yalambda

[batsandbattery]

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP!!!!!!

HEYA CHUCKLENUTS!! Welcome to my blog, call me AJ!!! I use He/It/They/Bash/Kill/Stomp (pls use all of them yay)

I AM HAPPILY TAKEN!!! DON'T FLIRT WITH ME!!!!!!

IM A MULTISOURCED FICTIVE OF PRE-CANON SCOUT TF2 AND SAM WINCHESTER

I HAVE FIXATIONS ON BOTH MEDIAS IM FROM >p< AS FAR AS WE'RE AWARE!!!! I am an NPD trait holder, trauma holder, and co-host! React accordingly, I guess??

DO NOT INVOLVE MY ASS WITH SYSCOURSE

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TAG SYSTEM!!!

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MORE BLINKIES AND STAMPS BELOW THE CUT

[leatherbound-breakdown]

Soft prompts for ships that aren't together yet.

Hugs that last longer than they should.

Immediately looking at the other after saying or doing something funny, hoping to see their smile.

Making playlists and moodboards for each other.

Trying to learn about the others' interests.

Continuously denying others who think they are together.

Always giving the utmost attention to the other if they are in a crowd.

Associating random things with them.

Getting matching keychains

[the-haiku-bot]

Continuously

denying others who think

they are together.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[smodernlife]

Yes the AO3 omega April fools joke was exceptionally funny but actually seeing AO3 on April 2nd without a beta status is sending me.

What do you mean it’s not in beta anymore? Isn’t that it’s thing? Just to exist in a perpetual state of almost ready. Do I too need to grow and change and become an actualized product? I am not ready.

[ice-pikmin]

[wolfertinger666]

Melancholy of her son

[wolfertinger666]

lil piece abt how my mother doesn't view me as her son 💔

you're free to interact with it, I love it when my art brings strong emotions. we trans ppl can connect through our grief

[wolfertinger666]

we are united in grief. our transness will never end, even if we are isolated from our blood relatives...

only my nieces respect my pronouns.

[dragongirltalons]

now would be areally good time to turn into a giant firebreathing draogn

[snailifier]

do yall wanna see my (not-snail) pencil drawings

[snailifier]

snuzzah!

fish with too small shoes, quick birds, skellyton 👍

[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

[opossumgirltongue]

teasing an american girl and she goes "mph ~!"

teasing a girl from anywhere else and she goes "kmph ~!" instead

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[tornprince]

One thing about getting a job after months of being stuck in my house is I forgot how frequently people just talk about counting calories and starving themselves and stuff. Fucked up....I'm eating cookies and ice cream and slapping my bellyyyyyyy

[txttletale]

I'm seeing a lot of people cave under Pokopia to buy a switch 2, and it reminds me of BOTW/ACNH causing people to do the same years ago. Is it a strategy to make One really good game that's potentially worth the money (In hours spent) and make the rest average nonsense?

if you are surrounded by people who will buy a 450 dopllar console just to play a single 70 dollar video game you are basically living on a different planet 2 me

[txttletale]

"im seeing Lords and Ladies cave under exotic tinctures to buy a golden goblet" <- this is what you sound like to me

[puthy]

Well you know what they say about pussy babe!

[eve-deactivated20171030]

what do they say about pussy…

[puthy]

Thats

[cottoncandylesbo]

got three hate anons in one day. blocked one of them, they all disappeared. get bejeweled bitch

[byjove]

If I had a diner, the coffee would be 50¢ a cup. Just 50¢. Always 50¢, price never changes, it’s like the Costco hotdog. But the coffee is bad. Really bad, so bad, lukewarm, watery, medium roast SWILL. But it’s so cheap you feel like you want to finish your cup and buy another because wow, it’s so affordable. You drive by and you think ‘Hey, that’s the place with the cheap coffee, I need to go back there.’ having totally forgotten the coffee is bad, you fall for it again. Why would I do this? Because I’m evil.

[viralfrog]

[elnerdo19v2]

Actually…, yeah 🥹

[bowsersex]

No Scrubs by TLC, music video, 1999

[parkinglotgg]