moved

[iraffiruse]

[nothidingjustgrowing]

Me @ all the straight ppl who have changed their profile pics but won’t stop being assholes to the LGBTQA community

[battle-lizard]

Hi! :]~, I am sorry for contacting. Today I launched my anime game on my Tumblr blog here. I need to you to look if it’s working ok. Would you quickly try it? Will just take couple seconds will take. Very please :)* Let me know how was it! :* — vebooking

[tries]

[dogjpeg]

at this weird “mall” near me you can rent these animal scooters to ride around if you don’t feel like walking

[quarterclever]

i feel less weird about that then the fact that mall is in quotation marks. what kind of “mall” are we talking about what do they sell do you have to be over 21 to get it or know a secret handshake is it run by aliens what are its secrets

[dogjpeg]

“mall” is the only way to describe this place. It’s more like some fucked up retail prison (imagine all the stores in cages like these animals)

[bidoof]

what if………..

a REALLY hot girl……..fell out of the sky………

and…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

became your girlfriend O_O

[macklemorehentai-deactivated201]

WOW……………….. That would be……………………………………………………………………………………………………………. ………………………………………………………………simply epic B)

[kazuhira-mezz]

So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him

[nirukama-deactivated20151017]

but what happened when he woke up

[czarasaurous]

quick story once my English teacher had a slightly off and very religious borderline radical Christian student that fell asleep during class once, and there was one atheist girl in the class

so when he fell asleep, all the students except the atheist left their backpacks and jackets on their chairs and left the room

and the kid woke up and started to panic, looked over and saw the atheist girl reading a book, still in the classroom

she turned the page, returned his glance, and said “Hey.”

and the kid freaked the fuck out because he sincerely thought he missed the rapture

[auxiliarybro]

[bare-backjubei]

RIP

[wow-images]

My guild liked my new transmog i think

[wellfine]

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

[stevendrkprince]

[blacberries]

team mysterious leg bruise

[relatablepicturesoflapis]

Visit Original Link

and u can’t keep me trapped here anymore

[battle-lizard]

[yourdndstories]

If we eat the human, we will steal his strength. Twitter | Patreon

[askthedeepiris-deactivated20211]

[bloodfloodofficial-deactivated2]

I don’t think parents fully understand how important it is to be like 8 hours early to a concert

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that

“Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better