[baubleboy]

@deadpvris how dare you bring logic into this. i mean i appreciate it but how dare you anyawy

[baubleboy]

@lilfusilli what if i started and then gave up halfway through. 

[baubleboy]

my hair is a disaster i suppose its time to shave my head and start over. maybe. 

[khayyr]

i came. i saw. i left early

[baubleboy]

not for nothing but i’ve spent the better part of two days asleep and i feel like a brand new person.

[racialized]

me, living my life: chaotic stupid

[clonepa2]

i love staying out of the loop. like, "lol whats happening?" i dont fucking know!

[catchymemes]

(via /r/oddlysatisfying)

[shencomix]

[baubleboy]

@ecclpse that might be the worst day and yet i’m choosing to believe you

[karpie-diem]

I swear to god I just heard the Xbox achievement unlocked sound even tho I’m alone in my house and don’t own a fucking Xbox what the fucj

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[baubleboy]

time has lost all meaning i don’t even know what day of the week it is anymore. its just a blur. 

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

we should bring back the late 90s/2000s/early 2010s trend of making a baffling video game adaptation of every single movie that came out regardless of what it was about but like only with a24 films

[baubleboy]

being able to stand up after sitting down for something like 9 hours was the best part of my entire day. 

[intpmusings]

I’m a laid-back person with a ton of anxiety.

[ukulelekatie]

roaring 20s? no, snoring 20s. everyone go take a nap.

[jidashia]

You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for....

Grandpa Friend™:

- almost always grumpy - bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot - “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?” - often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”) - too old for this shit (see above) - totally not down with the youth - bad back (and everything else hurts too) - likes to complain