The Baudelaire Blog

All the unfortunate news in fits of print.

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A nice kind adult: I am a good person who will look after the Baudelaires because I like them and want to protect them.

Lemony Snicket: A phrase that here means ‘dead’.

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the glow after crying is such #a look

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- Lemony Snicket

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I went to Salt Lake City FanX Comic Con as Lemony Snicket and had a little too much fun. I call this "Lemony Snicket being inconspicuous, a word which here means, 'blending in with society while attempting to avoid capture' in various locations."

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JK Rowling: Suddenly, light started shining through the window!

J.R.R. Tolkien: The window, which hanged on the wall, softly letting it's curtains dance around the room, suddenly brought a bright light into the house.

Douglass Adams: Quite unexpectedly, light shined through the window in the room, which was less surprising when you think about the fact that's what windows are for.

Lemony Snicket: Light shined through the window abruptly.

abruptly, usually means unexpected, or sudden. For instance, if your mother picked you up from school after telling you twice about doing that, it would not be abruptly. However, if someone were to tell you your house burned down and your parents were dead without telling you to sit down first, it would very much be called, abruptly.

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Nobody brought the costumes?!

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That one henchperson who’s woke af

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A series of unfortunate events (2017)

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book klaus: annoying rich kid, cries a lot

netflix klaus: woke bae, barista in training

movie klaus: edgelord, listens to mcr

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book violet: Depression Queen, overprotective

netflix violet: too pure for this earth, shops at justice

movie violet: tired of klaus’ shit, really into steampunk

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netflix sunny: knows her angles, bites things with grace

movie sunny: constantly spilling tea, bites are silent but strong

book sunny:

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You know, I always wanted a family of my own. But… time flies like a winged lizard.

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gone, gone, my Beatrice / gone, the lips I longed to kiss / into a black and bleak abyss / gone, gone, gone

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Count Olaf, Master of disguise!!!!

sorry for the sunglasses……I love them

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RELEASE DATE FOR NETFLIX: January 13, 2017. 

We’ve already marked our calendars. 

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A series of Unfortunate Events, Lemony Snicket - 1998 to 2006

“ This isn’t fair, ” Klaus said finally, but he said it so quietly that the departing islanders probably did not hear. Only his sisters heard him, and the snake the Baudelaires thought they would never see again, and of course Count Olaf, who was huddled in the large, ornate bird cage like an imprisoned beast, and who was the only person to answer him. 

“Life isn’t fair,” he said, in his undisguised voice, and for once the Baudelaire orphans agreed with every word the man said. ”

Just one word book photo challenge - September 9 - “Siblings”

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My precious baby Baudelaires for the Sibling Zine!

The preorders are over, but you can still buy a pdf version of it at @sibzine :)