Underground Zombie Fanatic

If you told me that there was a portal to the imaginary world of my choosing in a bathroom, I would not leave until I found it and claimed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anarchotolkienist]

It's great that you're doing a queer interpretation of folklore, but before you do, do you actually know anything at all about folklore?

[carriefisher]

Bailey’s Halloween Countdown 🎃 29 days until Halloween

“You try. You fail. You try. You fail. But the only true failure is when you stop trying.”

The Haunted Mansion (2003) dir. Rob Minkoff

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[postsatthepeakofperfection]

The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

[miggylol]

[last-picture-show]

Pierre Jahan, Workers at The Louvre, Paris, 1947

[png-heaven]

Persian wool rugs

[lonelycity]

adelaide khaled

[vv-itchy]

[the-toy-boy]

[badream-baby]

JAWS 1975 | dir. Steven Spielberg

[diesetdown]

Logging on and seeing posts

[darkboydesire]

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[hairspraywhore]

>no idea what a tumblr accent even is

>”oozes off of me like a thick miasma”

[psych-is-the-name]

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

[lawfulneurotic]

back in my day, when there were still schools and learning, it was simply called “elevated diction”

[my-dailydreams]

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[existennialmemes]

I can't stop laughing at this. If the first one is real, it may actually be the worst sign ever made.

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[androphilia]