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Chloe (she/her), Late 20s, Oakland, DO NOT BREAK THE 4TH WALL!!!! Hockey sideblog to my main @cplusplusisthebestlanguage

[puckwatching]

Hello to anyone who finds this blog, just a reminder NOT TO BREAK THE 4TH WALL! Keep rpf in the locked fandom spaces where the real people cannot see it! Talking about rpf on twitter is kicking the hornets nest in the worst way. Making ship edits on tik tok is going to result in some really negative reactions and really negative attention on our community from both the media and eventually the players. Please please let’s protect our fellow community members and practice good internet etiquette and be careful about where we post!!

[danserustique]

*bangs gavel* the jury has concluded that it is now time to ponder wm cnc. known good catholic boy will who can’t own up to his own desires gaslight gatekeep girlbossing mack into giving him what he wants anyway. easier to justify if he doesn’t really want it, anyway. it’s not his fault. will locked in a mental gymnastics torture nexus while mack happily experiences zero thoughts more complex than the primal instinct to fuck. playfighting that culminates in mack pinning will until he’s forced to cum and then jerking off over will’s perfect face. cuddling as an excuse to grind up against will’s ass. mack always wants will to cum, too, and will feels a little guilty about how easy it is for mack to get him off but not enough to put a stop to the whole thing

maybe they get a little kinky (kinkier?) with it. mack makes will blow him to punish him for various made-up infractions. will fucking loves it, obviously, mack isn’t too stupid to see that. he goes cross-eyed over mack’s dick, gets hard when mack tells him off and makes him take it because this is your job, you have to keep your captain happy. will likes a little discipline, he can take it. he knows in the end his suffering will be rewarded by god

[zostapchuks]

butch lesbian mack u are so dear to me <3

[makingshport]

Ok Tessa Virtue edges slay

[canesbian]

"no means no" chant begins in raleigh after carter hart plays the puck

[wshockey]

I feel ill

[sodaliighter]

girl 271 in the sketchbook

[aquilotti]

WooSox feeding the Will Smith and San Jose Sharks fans out there

[frasermittens]

happy pride month

[robo271]

will's team won of course

[crashbandacoochie]

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

[blondiemack]

Will Smith (Legs For Days)

[wsh2]

the look back… (x)

[jujubean10]

My bitch pose is nastyyyyyy

[robo271]

my tiktok mutual who’s at the game said that Will’s walk up song was Don’t Stop The Music by Rihanna

what the fuck OF COURSE IT IS

[whirlpool-blogs]

Now I'm constantly reminded of the time I was 19.

[whimsysful]

There is something so poetic about Will predicting Norway to be a break out country two years ago and then Norway beating Canada.

That boy is locked tf in and he knows his hockey

yes will is a proven hockey nerd who knows his hockey! who collects sticks and memorises tape jobs and can reel off play-by-plays of games that happened when he was nine!!!! it frustrates me sm when people think he’s not intense abt hockey bc he doesn’t wear his heart on his sleeve like mack, or bc he seemingly has a more well-rounded set of interests (altho it must be said that little mr. ntdp golden boy, what are panic attacks, pls throw tennis balls at me in my own home to hone my reflexes, pass out to win a holding-your-breath competition will smith is in NO way well adjusted).

it is also ofc a little bit wills lucky girl syndrome manifesting yet again. deeply curious to see which will win: mack’s immovable sisyphean curse of eternal loss vs will’s unstoppable powers of winningest manifestation