Chronic Pain is Hard

ow my stomach hurts

[purpleparrot]

nancy drew girl detective book 1: nancy investigates who has been destroying her neighbor's zucchini plants

hardy boys undercover book 1: the hardy boys investigate an internationally wanted ecoterrorist

hardy boys/Nancy drew crossover: Nancy solves the mystery in about 10 minutes despite the fact that there's one of her and two hardy boys

[real-horse-facts]

let me eat oats out of your hands i promise i'll be niceys this time

[real-horse-facts]

i was lying. fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fin-

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 8, 1913

[preytome]

[biomic]

[catcriestoo]

88

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

you ever find a piece of clothing and feel like you just stumbled upon an essential bit of your character design

[yesterdaysprint]

Des Moines Tribune, Iowa, September 21, 1960

[millenianthemums]

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i keep getting sent emails to the wrong address and being nice about it and correcting them. but honestly this time im really considering just highly fucking up this person's food tasting. do i do it.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[cybelusreverie]

diagram

[joyousgard]

"ao3 should have an algorithm" ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

[super-gif-taihen]

[unfortunately-awake]

[nerdreamer]

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Wow…just wow. 😬

Tagging: @politicsofcanada @abpoli

[theklingerkollection]

[sparrownnax]

[allthecanadianpolitics]

If you can stomach it, here’s the full quote and video, which is somehow even worse than the tweet above suggests:

https://twitter.com/cspotweet/status/1579946052647780352

[sweet--tooth]

“The Community that faced the most restrictions on their freedoms in the last year, were those who made a choice not to be vaccinated.  I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a situation in my lifetime where a person was fired from their job, or not allowed to watch their kids play hockey, or not allowed to visit a loved one in long term care or hospital, or not allowed to go get on a plane to either go across the country to see family, or even travel across the border.

So they have been the most discriminated against group that I’ve ever witnessed in my lifetime.  That’s a pretty extreme level of discrimination that we have seen, I don’t take away any of the discrimination that I’ve seen on those other groups that you mentioned, but this has been an extraordinary time in the last year in particular, and I want people to know that I find that unacceptable. That we are not going to create a segregated society on the basis of a medical choice.”

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Grammar homework instructions: explain why this sentence is wrong

Me who has been passing grammar classes on pure instinct since 3rd grade: the brain worms told me so