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Two laboriously long years have passed since last I graced this desecrated blog. But have no fear, friends and foes, for Lord Bazaraktu does indeed live and is back and better than ever. đ
The Bulletin, Australia, May 15, 1929
A Cloud in Trousers, Vladimir Mayakovsky
[ID: And I feel âIâ is too small for me. Some other body is bursting out.]
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS 1993 | dir. Henry Selick
Is it weird that Iâd love to see all the various children of Dracula from media over the years in a sitcom as actual siblings? XD
You forgot the most important daughter of Drac
You know what, youâre right and I apologise
my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it
alex??? this is truly frightening ??
i never really thought about it much until today but youâre right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to
I am the forest, and I am haunted.
friendly reminder that if you have a hard time eating due to nausea or other chronic illness ickies, just eat what you can eat. even if itâs not particularly âhealthy,â getting calories in your body to help it function is more important.
Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well
i found out like this
I went to look this up and this was the first article
Love that everyone collectively and without words agreed to not be normal about this
Keep Going, It's Okay
Dear Angels,
I know this is the world you once protected from above, so, spread your wings, even if they canât be seen and protect the ones you love. And even the ones you donât, let them feel your holiness and calm.
Dear Gods,
I know itâs a little rough watching the world you created get destroyed, but you can always keep it in your hearts that you can create another, even with human hands.
Dear Demons,
I know youâre angry, and you want to unfurl your wings and bare your fangs, but thatâs okay. Keep feeling everything your feeling and know you can walk with your head high despite it all.
Dear Faes,
I know itâs hard, and that sometimes you want to join arms and feel
different emotions, but dance the dances only you remember, let the music you were born with flood your senses and take you away.
Dear Galaxies,
Can you still feel the way the stardust washed over you? And how the other stars around you breathed? Remember that, itâll make this life all worth while to know that you have experienced things no other human has.
hey bazaraktu, you seem to have gotten hit by the ray-ban giveaway ad hack. I'd suggest you change your password/enable 2fa asap. hate to see your blog crumble under by scams and hacks. hope you're doing well.
Greetings, friend! After an admittedly long respite I have returned for this very reason. To think a mortal would have the fall to even attempt such a thing on my account is... aggravating. Nevertheless I am here to rectify the issue and reclaim this dusty old blog. Hope all is well with you and yours.
Warlock Subclass: Spider Queen Patron
With all the spidersonas people have been making since Into the Spiderverse came out, I thought Iâd add one of my own in my own style: a Dungeons and Dragons homebrew! This is a warlock subclass where the character takes on the notorious drow demon goddess, the Spider Queen, as an eldritch patron. Thatâs right, this spidersona gets their powers from a magical demonic pact rather than a radioactive spider! Many of the spells can be re-themed as either web-related or at least spider-related.
Spider Queen Patron
Expanded Spell List
The following spells are added to the warlock spell list for you.
1st: Ensnaring Strike, Jump
2nd: Earthbind, Web
3rd: Conjure Animals (spiders only), Slow
4th: Freedom of Movement, Locate Creature
5th: Insect Plague, Telekinesis
Web Walker: At 1st level, you ignore movement restrictions caused by webbing.
Spider Climb: At 1st level, you can cast spider climb on yourself at will.
Webbing: Starting at 6th level, you are able to shoot webbing from your body using your action. The webbing reaches out to 60 feet in a straight line and sticks to the first surface or creature it touches. If you target a creature, you must make a ranged spell attack against the target to determine whether or not you hit. The webbing does not stick to surfaces or creatures that are slippery or wet.
The webbing disappears after 1 minute. The webbing is flammable and burns away in one round if set fire. A creature caught in a flaming web takes 2d4 damage. The webbing can be attacked. It has AC 10, 5 HP, vulnerability to fire damage, immunity to bludgeoning, poison, and psychic damage. You can use this webbing in a variety of ways. Choose one of the following whenever you use your webbing:
Binding Web: If the target is a Medium or smaller creature, it becomes restrained for up to 1 minute. The creature can use their action to attempt to escape. The escape DC is equal to your spell save DC. If the target is an object of 250 pounds or less, it becomes stuck in its place for 1 minute and cannot be moved unless a creature succeeds at a Strength check against your spell save DC.
Pulling Web: You can pull an object or creature stuck to your webbing toward you. If the target is a Medium or smaller creature or an object of 250 pounds or less, the target is pulled 15 feet toward you. If the target is a creature or an object held or worn by a creature, you must succeed at a Strength check opposed by the creatureâs Strength check in order to successfully pull the target. An object of 10 pounds or less can be pulled up to 60 feet toward you instead of 15 feet.
Swinging Web: If the webbing lands on a solid surface that can support your weight, you can climb the web line or even swing upon it, though doing so may require a Dexterity (Acrobatics) check.
Uncanny Dodge: Starting at 10th level, your heightened senses can alert you to danger. When an attacker that you can see hits you with an attack, you can use your reaction to halve the attackâs damage against you.
Web Slinger: Starting at 14th level, you can use your Webbing feature as a bonus action. In addition, you can use your Webbing feature to gain a fly speed of 60 feet until the end of your turn. You must have something to stick your webs to within 60 feet above you such as nearby building or a ceiling. You fall if you end your turn in the air and nothing else is holding you aloft.
New Pact: Pact of Spider Strength
The power of the Spider Queen surges through you, invigorating you with demonic power. Your unarmed attacks deal 1d6 damage and you may use your Charisma modifier for your attack and damage rolls instead of Strength. At 10th level, the base damage increases to 1d8.
You may choose this pact when you gain the Pact Boon feature at 3rd level.
New Invocations
At 2nd level, a warlock gains the Eldritch lnvocations feature. Here are new options for that feature, in addition to the options already available to them. If an eldritch invocation has a prerequisite, you must meet it to learn the invocation. You can learn the invocation at the same time that you meet its prerequisite. A level prerequisite refers to your level in this class.
Blinding Web
(Requirements: Spider Queen Patron, 7th level)
You gain a new option for your Webbing feature. When you hit a creature with your webbing, you can aim for their eyes. The creature must attempt a Dexterity saving throw against your spell save DC or become blinded. The creature can use its action to remove the webbing during each of its turns.
Poison Stingers
(Requirements: Pact of Spider Strength feature, Spider Queen Patron, 5th level)
You grow retractable stingers on your wrists that you can summon or dismiss using a bonus action. When you hit with an unarmed strike, the damage becomes piercing damage. A creature that take piercing damage from your unarmed strike must make a Constitution saving throw against your spell save DC. On a failed save, the creature takes an additional 1d8 poison damage.
Spider Familiar
(Requirements: Pact of the Chain feature, Spider Queen Patron)
When you cast the find familiar spell, you can summon a Giant Wolf Spider as your familiar. In addition, you can cast animal friendship at will if the target is a spider or other arachnid.
Spiderform
(Requirements: Spider Queen Patron)
You can use a bonus action to polymorph into a Giant Spider, and can remain in the form for up to 1 hour. You can revert to your true form as a bonus action. Your statistics, other than your size, are the same in each form. You gain the Spider Climb and Web Sense traits and Bite and Web actions of the Giant Spider while in that form. You can speak and cast spells while in your spider form. Any equipment your are wearing or carrying in humanoid form melds into the spider form. You canât activate, use, wield, or otherwise benefit from any of your equipment. You revert to your true form when you die.
Once you use this feature you must finish a short or long rest before you can do so again.
Web of Lightning
(Requirements: Spider Queen Patron, 7th level)
Whenever you hit a creature with your webbing, you can shock them with electricity, dealing 1d6 lightning damage. In addition, whenever you cast the web spell, each creature restrained by the webs takes 1d6 lightning damage at the start of each of their turns.
Im sorry i cant stop lol thank you anon for this idea
i have been fucked up ever since i took a mythology class in college and learned that the greek mythology we know today is not only deliberately patriarchal (i mean duh) but was put in place specifically to abolish the matriarchal religion that came before it, nearly all traces of which were systematically erased. AND, the reason the modern west is so obsessed with greek mythology specifically is that it aligns so closely with our own patriarchal values. like we are literally taught greek mythology IN SCHOOL, thatâs how hugely important it is in our culture. (i mean think about it⌠there is no real benefit to placing that much emphasis on greek mythology specifically over any other part of history)
learning this literally ruined greek mythology for me lmao
artemis and aphrodite are the classic madonna (virgin) and the whore
athena is deliberately stripped of her femininity in order to be goddess of wisdom, springing fully formed from zeusâ head instead of being born from a woman
hera is the jealous, vindictive ball and chain, etc etc.
and the kicker? pandora was a revamped character from an older myth, in which she created every single thing in the universe, good and bad. she didnât just open a box and ruin everything by not being able to follow orders. pandora literally means âall-givingâ. and in the greek mythology we know today, sheâs the first woman on earth and manages to fuck things up for everyone. sound familiar? like eve, maybe?
i donât have sources because i learned this in a college class like 3 years ago but if anyone has access to their collegeâs academic database and wants to source this for me thatâd be awesome. i havenât tried but iâm guessing youâd be hard pressed to find info about it on google.
hereâs a book iâm reading abt it that i picked up at a half-price bookstore. itâs a bittersweet read. thereâs references inside the front cover, too, for further reading.
Thank you for adding this! Reblogging so yâall can see it
This book is the bomb diggety.  Bittersweet read indeed.
@sisterofiris ?
Wow. No. This is impressively wrong.
Things that this post gets entirely right:
Greek mythology is deliberately patriarchal (which should be obvious, because it was written by people living in a patriarchal culture, so of course it reflects their values)
myths changed with time
Pandora had another, more positive role
Ancient Greece is given more attention than other, equally deserving cultures
the OP doesnât have sources
Thatâs it. Thatâs literally it. As for the things that this post gets wrong, letâs take it step by step:
1. Pre-Greek matriarchal religion, ânearly all traces of which were systematically erasedâ
This pre-Greek matriarchy is usually identified with the Minoans of Crete, who depicted many women in prominent positions in their art. Unfortunately, as Iâve outlined before, this isnât enough to prove that the Minoans had a matriarchal society and religion. Whatâs more, the Minoan script (Linear A) remains undeciphered to this day. So until the Minoans can tell us about their myths, beliefs, and social hierarchy in their own voices, Iâll be very skeptical about anyone who claims they were definitely matriarchal (or patriarchal, for that matter).
As for their traces being âsystematically erasedâ, I can only laugh. The Minoans (like the Pelasgians, i.e. the pre-Greek people of the Greek mainland) werenât erased. The Mycenaean Greeks eventually took over Crete, but Minoan civilisation continued to exist, and many cultural and religious elements were incorporated into Mycenaean society - including writing. From an article about an early Mycenaean tomb:
The griffin warriorâs grave at Pylos offers a radical new perspective on the relationship between the two societies and thus on Europeâs cultural origins. As in previously discovered shaft graves, the objects themselves are a cross-cultural mix. For instance, the boar tusk helmet is typically Mycenaean, but the gold rings, which are rich with Minoan religious imagery and are on their own a hugely significant find for scholars, says Davis, reflect artifacts previously found on Crete.
(âŚ) This has led Davis and Stocker to favor the idea that the two cultures became entwined at a very early stage. Itâs a conclusion that fits recent suggestions that regime change on Crete around the time the mainland palaces went up, which traditionally corresponds to the decline of Minoan civilization, may not have resulted from the aggressive invasion that historians have assumed. The later period on Knossos might represent something more like âan EU in the Aegean,â says Bennet, of the British School at Athens. Minoans and Mycenaean Greeks would surely have spoken each otherâs languages, may have intermarried and likely adopted and refashioned one anotherâs customs. And they may not have seen themselves with the rigid identities we moderns have tended to impose on them.
TL;DR: The Mycenaeans didnât erase Minoan religion. They liked it, and syncretised it with their own.
The only reason many of these Minoan beliefs vanished was due to the Late Bronze Age collapse, which saw the end of Mycenaean Greece and Minoan-Mycenaean Crete. Many elements of early Greek civilisation were lost, or preserved in fragments thanks to mythology and epic poetry. This collapse was obviously not a systematic erasure, but a widespread destruction of civilisations, caused by foreign invasion, drought and famine, internal revolts, earthquakes, or a combination of the above. Eric Clineâs book 1177 BC: The Year Civilisation Collapsed (2014) is an excellent discussion of the topic.
2. Earlier versions of Greek myths
Any time someone mentions the âpre-patriarchalâ or âoriginalâ version of a myth, be skeptical. Be very skeptical.
The problem with these âoriginalâ myths is that we have little to nothing to base them on. Their reconstruction is a theory - often a modern feminist theory - not a certainty. I should also point out, as @rembrandtswifeâ did, that Lost Goddesses of Ancient Greece is âbasically AU fanfic of the Greek mythology we haveâ. Itâs retellings and speculation, not earlier myths that we can confirm existed.
You know what are earlier myths that we can confirm existed? Mesopotamian and Anatolian myths. These have been extensively studied, and itâs been shown time and time again that they influenced Greek mythology - especially Homer and Hesiod. Martin Westâs The East Face of Helicon (1997) and Mary Bachvarovaâs From Hittite to Homer (2016) are good introductions to the topic. Hereâs a recording I made which shows obvious parallels between the Babylonian Enuma Elish, the Hurrian-Hittite Song of Kumarbi, and Hesiodâs Theogony. Looks pretty different from the modern speculative retellings, doesnât it?
This isnât to say that there werenât earlier myths in which women had different, more influential and positive roles. Pandora does in fact fit into this category: her names (Pandora, âall-givingâ, and Anesidora, âsending up giftsâ), as well as ancient sources (scholia on Aristophanesâ Birds being one example), attest to her originally being an earth deity. Hesiod is well-known for his misogyny, so him transforming her into a mortal woman and giving her a negative role makes sense. However, I would advise against applying this theory more broadly, and taking it as proof that there was a widespread revamping of female deities to make them fit patriarchal ideals. I would especially advise against taking any of this as confirmed fact, when the âoriginalâ myths themselves are lost.
3. The Gods as archetypes
I am personally very against interpreting the Gods as archetypes (i.e. Artemis as madonna, Aphrodite as whore, etc). There are far, far more aspects to them than these, and reducing them to single-word descriptions erases the complex reality of Greek mythology (and religion, while weâre at it).
Whatâs more, these archetypal interpretations are incredibly modern and donât reflect Ancient Greek perceptions. The idea that Athena is âdeliberately stripped of her femininityâ because she is not born from a woman, for one, sounds very much like late 20th century radical feminism. (Iâd also love to know if Typhon, who was born from Hera alone (see the Homeric Hymn to Apollon), was âstripped of his masculinityâ for the same reason.) But more broadly, these Jungian-like archetypes correspond perfectly to 19th century views, which liked to fit the Gods into neat categories. Most notoriously, Apollon, who represented order and enlightenment, was opposed to Dionysos, who represented chaos and madness. Thanks Nietzsche.
Iâve said this before, but to interpret Greek mythology, we need to look for Greek sources. Not the theories of a 19th century philosopher. Not the speculation of a 20th century feminist. If the Gods were viewed as complex figures in Ancient Greece, then we need to study them as complex figures. Simple as that.
4. Why we are taught Greek mythology, aka âthe reason the modern West is so obsessed with Greek mythology specifically is that it aligns so closely with our own patriarchal valuesâ
Actually, no. If you think Greek mythology aligns closely with our own values, then youâve been reading retellings and Mythology 101 books, not the original texts. (Or, alternatively, youâre very confused about what modern societyâs values are.) Here is an abridged list of gender-related values from Ancient Greece that we donât share:
female identity is tied to weaving
rape can only happen in the countryside or in deserted places
men who cry openly are still manly
marriage is between a 15-year-old girl and a 30-year-old man
funerals are womenâs business
itâs okay to have gay sex if youâre a top
wearing boots and being a shopkeeper is unmanly
and more
The more you study Ancient Greece and read the texts themselves (preferably in the original language, so as to avoid as much modern bias as possible), the more you realise how different the Ancient Greeks were from us. This is a foreign culture with foreign values. Yes, a lot of it is familiar, too - much of European civilisation has its roots in Ancient Greece, hence why it aligns with a certain number of our values. But claiming that the ideas promoted in Greek mythology are virtually identical to our own is doing a disservice to the rich, unique culture that was Ancient Greece.
So why do we focus on it so much, as opposed to other cultures? Unfortunately, this is because of how history played out. Ancient Greece highly influenced Rome, which went on to conquer most of Europe; many countries went on to claim it as their ancestor, from the Ottoman Empire to the Napoleonic Empire to Nazi Germany. Meanwhile, other cultures which had influenced Ancient Greece itself (and therefore modern Western culture) disappeared: the Hittites of Anatolia had been virtually forgotten since the Late Bronze Age, Mesopotamia was on its way out by the first century AD, and Ancient Egypt by the beginning of the Middle Ages.
As a result, a lot of emphasis is put on Ancient Greek (and Roman) culture when in reality, we donât owe much more to it than to the Sumerians. I absolutely think that we should study other cultures more. I also absolutely think that the fact we donât has nothing to with patriarchal values.
5. Sources, aka âI donât have sources because I learned this in a college class like 3 years agoâ
Okay, so I have nothing against people taking electives in college and posting about what they learnt. By all means, do so. But it becomes a problem when people start reblogging without fact-checking or thinking twice about information that is presented without sources, by someone with very little experience in the field, and lathered in rhetoric.
Speaking of rhetoric, other people have pointed it out in the comments, but the person who shared the Lost Goddesses of Ancient Greece book is a TERF. This obviously doesnât mean OP is a TERF as well (I had a look through their blog and they seem not to be), but you may want to think about what ideas the LGoAG person is encouraging here, as well as what could appeal to a TERF in this post, and consider whether thatâs something you want to align yourself with.
TL;DR: Donât believe something just because it appeals to you. Check out my Laypersonâs Guide to Online Research for more details on how to fact-check.
good debunk
Fucking bless you @sisterofisis because I was sitting her squinting at the op post like âthatâsâŚ.not rightâ but didnât have the sources to back it up.
Thatâs some tea
Reblogging again because whoomp there it is
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