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If you're a cashier in cashier training always remember if someone's buying toilet paper you should ask them are you going to do some shitting later cuz it'll show your interested and attentive I wrote this post using text to speech on my phone

camewiththeframe

resist-this-sir

Accurate

justpervingalong

Inaccurate when I say I’m not very political it’s because I’m not. I’m a libertarian that leans conservative but politics bore me.

losswin422-deactivated20201107

The next post on this dudes blog is about how women are naturally inferior

kuueater

“i’m a libertarian” right so you just a conservative that likes weed and sometimes decides not to vote

theprideful-deactivated20251201

finally remembered where this quote came from: enola holmes (2020)

funnytwittertweets

previoustags

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

karma-crystal

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

quietdoppelganger

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

moringmark

runcibility

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

star-touched-shrike

AJDHNFNCKWFKSNC,JAKD;FA ALWAYS REBLOG

oddlyunadventurous

funny-tik-toks

never-forget-viva-la-pluto

This mans dedication to making sure there are individual background characters

justlookatthosesausages

I also love how he always make the "unsure person not comfortable around cameras who can't help but quickly give a glance to the camera every two seconds" thing even though he's clearly good at acting

memeuplift

Which of these wholesome Memes are your Favourite? :)

Follow @memeuplift for more wholesome memes

cuddlebug-exe

currently sobbing

ladyluck678

Passing on the good feels to everyone

rhythmicpirate

Enough I can only take so much happiness

obj-updated

Dunno who needs to see this, but here you go 💛

localenhagene

And there I go again reblogging it at the speed of light

Have a good time y'all ;))

that-otaku-guy

twixnmix

Keith Haring with models wearing clothing painted with his designs at the opening of his exhibition at the Tony Shafrazi Gallery in SoHo, December 1983.

Photos by Allan Tannenbaum

wakandan-thot

Okay but imagine a btvs spin off about Nikki Wood and her life as this bad ass vampire slayer in the 70s with her navigating life back then, being a black woman, the chosen and a mother on top of everything?!