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Missing these idiots

Happy pride month my peeps!! (Why the fuck are we half way thru the year already?)

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

lasrina

I've said it before but this is both the Icelandic and the Irish approach:

Of course we're modern educated people who don't believe in fairies

But we're also not gonna fuck with 'em, we're not idiots

risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

bikuwana-still-on-discord-deact

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

lordofseagulls

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

sexygrammaticalerrors

saturnvs

i hear the wind across the plain a sound so strong, that calls my name

thecaptainkindofgirl

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”